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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: moe on December 21, 2009, 04:24:30 PM

Title: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 21, 2009, 04:24:30 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: Sofa_King_Awesome on December 21, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
welcome my nigga
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Post by: moe on December 21, 2009, 04:39:43 PM
thank you.


i guess this makes me unemployable. good thing i already have a job
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Post by: Bananas on December 21, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Dont forget about our race to 500, coon.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 21, 2009, 04:47:12 PM
im working on it.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on December 21, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
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Post by: Blasphemy on December 21, 2009, 05:36:21 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

Congratulations as a Black man please note the following are now Revoked when in America:

Constitutional Rights
Help
Police Assistance (Pending Graphic 2.5 You are now the Enemy)
Education
Happiness
Finding Jobs
A fair trail

However You shall Receive the following.

Ignorance via Governmental assistance and public schooling.
A room reserved at your local hospital's emergency room (Please note, if Room is in use, you'll be given a ER waiting room sit if available).
A daily profile
A basketball
A Football
A bullet proof Vest (Note: May not work)
A Welfare Check
A Police Escort
and a signed "I voted 4 Obama" medal (Copyright 2010 Crackers Inc.)

Enjoy you're short stay, and please know your life expectancy has been cut in half.

 Signed (Digital Signature) Uncle Sam.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 21, 2009, 06:07:50 PM
lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
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Post by: C-BLUE on December 21, 2009, 06:18:55 PM
job?..your input would be truly appreciated right now
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 21, 2009, 06:26:22 PM
why when it would be like a unbalanced scale since hes racist
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Post by: Sikotic™ on December 21, 2009, 06:31:15 PM
lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
I think you have to become an honorary black person first.
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Post by: ThaRealSupreme on December 21, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

awww so u won't mind any racism my cracker ass devil since that's what real black people have to go through????
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 21, 2009, 06:49:27 PM
and that happens......




lol
if you are not back and talk like a black person will you be served?



Congratulations. Your membership card and weekly subscriptions to Ebony and Jet magazines are on their way.
I think you have to become an honorary black person first.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 21, 2009, 07:17:27 PM
Once you go black, you never go back.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 21, 2009, 07:17:43 PM
Once you go black, you never go back.
amen.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 21, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
i've been white for 22 years but since ive gone out with 5 black chicks i am now a negroid male.


i dont get it either.


so sayeth this black chick who works for me.

awww so u won't mind any racism my cracker ass devil since that's what real black people have to go through????
hum.... could you speak english please?
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Post by: Muhfukka on December 21, 2009, 08:59:44 PM
Once you go black, you never go back.
hahahaha
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 21, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 21, 2009, 09:47:33 PM
why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
I dunno man. People should just be themselves and save the trouble.
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Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 21, 2009, 09:48:56 PM
for real cuz when that non black person gets run up on.....and the homie goes what you say? i said what you say?
their response.....
its almost as if its cool to talk like that and if you dont then your not cool or some shit otherwise you mind people other than the black race usin it? lol



why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
I dunno man. People should just be themselves and save the trouble.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 22, 2009, 03:33:26 AM
i articulate every word and wear a tie every day. people who dont kinda piss me off. (the articulation part, not the tie part)



for real cuz when that non black person gets run up on.....and the homie goes what you say? i said what you say?
their response.....
its almost as if its cool to talk like that and if you dont then your not cool or some shit otherwise you mind people other than the black race usin it? lol



why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
I dunno man. People should just be themselves and save the trouble.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 22, 2009, 04:49:44 AM
i articulate every word and wear a tie every day. people who dont kinda piss me off. (the articulation part, not the tie part)



for real cuz when that non black person gets run up on.....and the homie goes what you say? i said what you say?
their response.....
its almost as if its cool to talk like that and if you dont then your not cool or some shit otherwise you mind people other than the black race usin it? lol



why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
I dunno man. People should just be themselves and save the trouble.
I agree wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: ikke on December 22, 2009, 04:50:45 AM
job?..your input would be truly appreciated right now
For Real =/
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Post by: QuietTruth on December 22, 2009, 09:03:08 AM
i articulate every word and wear a tie every day. people who dont kinda piss me off. (the articulation part, not the tie part)



for real cuz when that non black person gets run up on.....and the homie goes what you say? i said what you say?
their response.....
its almost as if its cool to talk like that and if you dont then your not cool or some shit otherwise you mind people other than the black race usin it? lol



why white people be talkin as if their black...and they only talk like that when black people arent around cuz if some real street homies are around, best believe no white person is talkin like that unless the black person is down wit the white person like that...which is rare
I dunno man. People should just be themselves and save the trouble.

Slippers wit the tie though.
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 22, 2009, 09:04:24 AM
thats mad homo
damn them muffucaz need to be ran up on...goin to the mall and places like dat
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: ikke on December 22, 2009, 09:22:01 AM
-1
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Post by: C-BLUE on December 22, 2009, 10:51:55 AM
Once you go black, you never go back.

haha thats bullshit

once you go orit...you never go blacc
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Post by: Portugoal on December 22, 2009, 10:55:24 AM
i am now a negroid male.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: moe on December 22, 2009, 08:03:16 PM
i am now a negroid male.

 :cheers:
:banana_trippin:
Title: Re: apparently im a certified black man.
Post by: Sparegeez on December 22, 2009, 08:30:32 PM
well you're still european