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Title: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 26, 2009, 09:37:40 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 26, 2009, 09:40:05 PM
+1, sometimes it juss takes weird situations. ;D
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 10:10:30 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  

you musta skipped school that day.  babies dont come out of the asshole, they come out the pussy.    ;)

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Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 26, 2009, 10:31:18 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  

you musta skipped school that day.  babies dont come out of the asshole, they come out the pussy.    ;)

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Thank you captain obvious, I'm just saying any hole that tight.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
the pussy is made to expand during child birth.  it aint rocket science, yo. 
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 26, 2009, 10:38:01 PM
the pussy is made to expand during child birth.  it aint rocket science, yo.  

And it doesn't hurt you dumb fuck ?  And theirs pussies still tear you dumb puerto rican.

Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: C-BLUE on December 26, 2009, 10:40:03 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 10:40:34 PM
lmao

dont get mad at me cause youre sounding stupid.  lmao

where did i say it didnt hurt?  

see people, this is exactly why new york was attacked....to get rid of the retards.  too bad they didnt finish the job.  
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 10:41:11 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

ROFLMAO

you know when he says "i almost started crying" he REALLY means "i now see why gays are gay!".  ROFLMAO
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 26, 2009, 10:43:05 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.  Now I know how lights feels the morning after a rave.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

ROFLMAO

you know when he says "i almost started crying" he REALLY means "i now see why gays are gay!".  ROFLMAO

Looks like your ESL class failed you ?  I said I know how lights feels, not why gays are gay.  And your NY wasn't funny you fucking spic.  I hope your mother gets raped.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 26, 2009, 10:45:30 PM
I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  Jesus fucking christ Im afraid to drop a deuce again.

my respect for you as a man just plummeted

I never said I respected them yet ?  Like the jews.  I don't respect the Jews but I respect how they sacrificed their bodies for science during the holocaust with all the animal experiments. 
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 10:46:27 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on December 26, 2009, 11:04:22 PM
the hostility
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 26, 2009, 11:29:33 PM
the hostility

haha, it aint my fault people cant take a joke.  ;D
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: ThaChamp on December 27, 2009, 01:18:13 AM
first off when a baby comes out of the womb it looks like a big shit coming out anyways

2nd off i love those torpedo shits where the water splashes back on your ass
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 27, 2009, 02:42:19 AM
I used to work in a delivery room, and vaginal birth is not natural. I refuse to believe it. I remember seeing the cases where the baby's head was too big for the bitch's cunt and the doc had to cut the space between the pussy and asshole just so the baby could be freed. So in a way, the bitch gave birth to the little nigga through the pussy and asshole.

Then you see the afterbirth and its basically like the pussy throws up some foul smelling bloody red mucus.

Such a magical experience.....if I ever get married, I'm tellin the bitch to have a c-section.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: ThaChamp on December 27, 2009, 02:45:27 AM
I used to work in a delivery room, and vaginal birth is not natural. I refuse to believe it. I remember seeing the cases where the baby's head was too big for the bitch's cunt and the doc had to cut the space between the pussy and asshole just so the baby could be freed. So in a way, the bitch gave birth to the little nigga through the pussy and asshole.

Then you see the afterbirth and its basically like the pussy throws up some foul smelling bloody red mucus.

Such a magical experience.....if I ever get married, I'm tellin the bitch to have a c-section.
c-section scars
 :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

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Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 27, 2009, 02:48:14 AM
C-section scars and bullet wounds on bitches get my dick hard.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: ThaChamp on December 27, 2009, 02:50:29 AM
C-section scars and bullet wounds on bitches get my dick hard.

i can respect that
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 27, 2009, 02:57:30 AM
That means that bitch's shit works, yadidimean?
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: ThaChamp on December 27, 2009, 03:17:32 AM
That means that bitch's shit works, yadidimean?

fashigado
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 27, 2009, 06:41:21 AM
lol




I took a shit today, it was like a can of fucking soda.  I thought my asshole was going rip in half.  I almost started crying.  How the fuck do women spit kids out like that.  

you musta skipped school that day.  babies dont come out of the asshole, they come out the pussy.    ;)

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Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 27, 2009, 11:14:10 AM
C-section scars and bullet wounds on bitches get my dick hard.
LMAO
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 27, 2009, 01:49:09 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Al Bundy on December 27, 2009, 02:15:15 PM
a sea serpent just came out of my ass no homo. the shit was so long it went around the whole toilet bowl  :rubeyes:
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 27, 2009, 02:50:39 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.

and you using the holocaust when making fun of nik is cool, right?

i bet youre a devout christian, too, huh?  those always seem to be the most hypocritical. 
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: illwill on December 27, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.

and you using the holocaust when making fun of nik is cool, right?

i bet youre a devout christian, too, huh?  those always seem to be the most hypocritical. 

I'm Agnostic  you worthless fuck   :D
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 27, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.

and you using the holocaust when making fun of nik is cool, right?

i bet youre a devout christian, too, huh?  those always seem to be the most hypocritical. 

Not as hypocritical as Atheists who live by Biblical Laws. Misotheists who marry and have children, but don't believe one word of The Bible yet they following the exact teachings of Genesis. :nawty: Or Atheists who find homosexuality unnatural. :nawty: Or Atheists that celebrate Christmas and Easter. :nawty: Hypocrisy is everywhere. :)
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 27, 2009, 09:13:55 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.

and you using the holocaust when making fun of nik is cool, right?

i bet youre a devout christian, too, huh?  those always seem to be the most hypocritical. 

Not as hypocritical as Atheists who live by Biblical Laws. Misotheists who marry and have children, but don't believe one word of The Bible yet they following the exact teachings of Genesis. :nawty: Or Atheists who find homosexuality unnatural. :nawty: Or Atheists that celebrate Christmas and Easter. :nawty: Hypocrisy is everywhere. :)

what the fuck are you talking about?? so unless youre a christian you cant marry and have kids?!?!?! and only christians "find homosexuality unnatural"??  come on qt...come on. 

Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 27, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
a bite from a mosquito has more sting than your lame ass insults.

try again retard.  go shit out more soda cans, faggot.


I got no problem with making jokes about me.  Now using 2000+ innocent lives lost to make a joke at my expense shows what a worthless scumbag you really are.  And uncreative at that as well.  And when did taking a shit became gay ?  Step ya game up shit for brains.

and you using the holocaust when making fun of nik is cool, right?

i bet youre a devout christian, too, huh?  those always seem to be the most hypocritical. 

Not as hypocritical as Atheists who live by Biblical Laws. Misotheists who marry and have children, but don't believe one word of The Bible yet they following the exact teachings of Genesis. :nawty: Or Atheists who find homosexuality unnatural. :nawty: Or Atheists that celebrate Christmas and Easter. :nawty: Hypocrisy is everywhere. :)

what the fuck are you talking about?? so unless youre a christian you cant marry and have kids?!?!?! and only christians "find homosexuality unnatural"??  come on qt...come on. 



Well why do people marry a wife and have children if they don't believe in God's word? Why not live wit 3 girlfriends at time? Why NOT practice Polygamy? Why follow a fictional book made up by man? Is it becuz society teaches us that? Well society was built on religion. ;) And why have a problem wit homosexuality? You got Atheists on this board who don't see it as unnatural. Obviously Christians find it like disgusting becuz God says its an abomination, so what's an Atheist's reason? When you got Atheists clearly tryin' to call Science on this issue, testifyin' that homosexuality is normal!
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on December 27, 2009, 09:28:52 PM
wow homie.  wow.  i aint trying to sit here and argue with  you.  youre right QT...youre 100% right about everything. 
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on December 27, 2009, 09:30:07 PM
might be normal to them....but it isnt normal to others or normal people...lol
doin a duke the wrong way isnt right no matter how you look at it..if the bible or god or someone says or said that...thats great but i guess thats why we can believe in what we believe in but thats not the bidness
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: QuietTruth on December 27, 2009, 09:33:43 PM
I'm catchin' Wykid here ev'rynight now, at the same time, lol. But, ^, exactly, homosexuality is not normal, but there a few Atheists on here that tryed to tell me wrong. But hey thanks, Wykid, appreciate it.

Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Visualize what you can't see on December 28, 2009, 12:06:00 AM
LMAO @ this thread. I'm never disappointed when I visit the G-Spot. Nice sig btw, Al Roker is da man  8)
Title: Re: I gained a whole new level of respect for women today.
Post by: Sikotic™ on December 28, 2009, 12:15:11 AM
a sea serpent just came out of my ass no homo. the shit was so long it went around the whole toilet bowl  :rubeyes:
Gotta respect that.