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Title: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2010, 06:32:27 PM
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Howard Stern's sharp-tongued sidekick Artie Lange stabbed himself nine times in the gut with a 13-inch Wolfgang Puck kitchen knife in a violent attempt to take his own life, police said.

Hoboken Police Detective Mark Competello said Lange's mother found him on the floor of his waterfront home on Saturday.

Competello said the 42-year-old comedian was unconscious but breathing after plunging the knife repeatedly into his abdominal area, the Associated Press reported. Lange was taken to Jersey City Medical Center.

Competello said doctors cleaned the stab wounds and operated, and that Lange has been released.

Earlier in the week, Stern spoke out about his troubled friend on his Sirius XM radio program, but didn't reveal the reason for Lange's emergency hospital visit.

"We all have our demons," Stern said, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction.

"Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."

Stern, who has hosted the controversial radio program, "The Howard Stern Show," on Sirius since January 2006, also denied that Lange was quitting the show and being replaced by Jim Breuer.

Lange had been mysteriously absent from the radio talk show in the days prior to the company's holiday break.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/01/07/2010-01-07_artie_lange.html#ixzz0c5xyS0Ph

fucked up, yo.  what a fucking way to try it, too!  stabbing yourself...fucking aye!
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Twentytwofifty on January 07, 2010, 06:44:41 PM
Fucked up, but certainly not shocked.  I've listened to every Stern show for years now, Lange is really messed up.  I doubt he'll ever be back on the show. 
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2010, 06:50:40 PM
Fucked up, but certainly not shocked.  I've listened to every Stern show for years now, Lange is really messed up.  I doubt he'll ever be back on the show.  

yeah, i mean, he was lying out of his ass with when he was talking about going to therapy and actually enjoyed going.  i wonder how deep his lies really are.  im sure he'll make an appearance or two, if he recovers, but certainly not on a regular basis anymore.  the show is over in a year anyways, so who cares.  lol

if his mom hadnt showed up artie would be dead right now.  :(  

Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Muhfukka on January 07, 2010, 06:56:53 PM
goddamn, thats a fuckin crazy way to kill yourself.  its kind of funny his mom found him while she was bringing him food though
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: C-BLUE on January 07, 2010, 06:57:16 PM
this is what happens when you do acid with lights
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself..
Post by: the ghost on January 07, 2010, 08:48:57 PM
Yeah this sucks.  He's hella funny but got major issues.  I think he's been looking for a way to leave the show for a while now, and I think he went to an extreme to do it.  Dude needs to take it easy he burns his candle at both ends.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: illwill on January 07, 2010, 09:06:03 PM
Not surprised... actually people would be surprised how many comedians are depressed introverts.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2010, 09:37:29 PM
Not surprised... actually people would be surprised how many comedians are depressed introverts.

most comics that are worth a shit usually are depressed or had a messed up childhood or have their 'daemons' as they say. 
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2010, 10:01:38 PM
Damn. I love Artie. I haven't been able to check that show in years because the shit I had in order to listen to satellite radio got shut down.

Hope he makes it through.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 07, 2010, 10:06:21 PM
Damn. I love Artie. I haven't been able to check that show in years because the shit I had in order to listen to satellite radio got shut down.

Hope he makes it through.

yeah, i dont pay for cable, no fucking way im paying for radio! lol

http://fetalsludge.blogspot.com/  <-- the howard stern hook up spot.  :bandit:
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 07, 2010, 10:11:32 PM
Damn. I love Artie. I haven't been able to check that show in years because the shit I had in order to listen to satellite radio got shut down.

Hope he makes it through.

yeah, i dont pay for cable, no fucking way im paying for radio! lol

http://fetalsludge.blogspot.com/  <-- the howard stern hook up spot.  :bandit:
+1 my nigga. Now I can load that shit to the ipod for all those mornings I spend in traffic. I'll never get through the shitload of Frosty, Heidi and Frank podcasts I got on there now.

I sure do miss the live stream I had of Howard 100 though. That shit was dope until Sirius shut they're asses down.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: QuietTruth on January 07, 2010, 10:19:20 PM
Damn, how could somebody stab theyself NINE TIMES?? That's crazy. Wow, man. Wow.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: acgrundy on January 07, 2010, 10:35:01 PM
damn that is crazy
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Bananas on January 08, 2010, 12:05:27 AM
Artie is a funny motherfucker too, I know he's gone thru some hard times but I didnt know it was like that.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: ThaChamp on January 08, 2010, 01:13:50 AM
guess ill see artie and howard in hell...


 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Twentytwofifty on January 08, 2010, 04:02:09 PM
yeah, i dont pay for cable, no fucking way im paying for radio! lol

http://fetalsludge.blogspot.com/  <-- the howard stern hook up spot.  :bandit:

That's what I use, it's been great for a while.  Used to use http://www.sternarchives.com/ but it's down a lot. 
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Okka on January 08, 2010, 07:08:46 PM
Yeah this sucks. He's hella funny but got major issues.

Damn, how could somebody stab theyself NINE TIMES?? That's crazy. Wow, man. Wow.

Yeah, damn that's fucked up and crazy.

Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: C-BLUE on January 08, 2010, 10:17:57 PM
Artie is a funny motherfucker too, I know he's gone thru some hard times but I didnt know it was like that.

he's prolly the funniest muthafucca on that show but stabbing yourself nine times...goddamn my nigga. what the fucc
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 08, 2010, 10:54:35 PM
at first i thought he stabbed himself with like a steak knife or something....the crazy bastard used a THIRTEEN INCH KNIFE! 

i dont know how he is still alive.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: C-BLUE on January 08, 2010, 11:09:05 PM
at first i thought he stabbed himself with like a steak knife or something....the crazy bastard used a THIRTEEN INCH KNIFE! 

i dont know how he is still alive.

did you see his appearance on joe bucc?...i just watched that shit the other day. goddamn my nigga hahahah...that shit was funny.

you can listen to that shit here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJoHwcYArvQ
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: J.D. Wykid, Esq. on January 08, 2010, 11:11:16 PM
at first i thought he stabbed himself with like a steak knife or something....the crazy bastard used a THIRTEEN INCH KNIFE! 

i dont know how he is still alive.

did you see his appearance on joe bucc?...i just watched that shit the other day. goddamn my nigga hahahah...that shit was funny.

you can listen to that shit here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJoHwcYArvQ

classic shit.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: acgrundy on January 08, 2010, 11:43:39 PM
yeah the joe buck shit is classic...

also watch the movie Beer League...fucking great movie, especially if you play softball
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Sparegeez on January 09, 2010, 01:00:20 AM
Why would you wanna die the worst possible way? He must be feeling real guilty about something
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: ThaChamp on January 09, 2010, 05:38:21 AM
someone give him a xanax and bump some shit like this here..


http://www.youtube.com/v/qjA7OM8vE7Y&hl=en_US&fs=1

http://www.youtube.com/v/5L91UqFS4wE&hl=en_US&fs=1

http://www.youtube.com/v/Tbs7wWLXLpw&hl=en_US&fs=1
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 10, 2010, 11:56:33 PM
at first i thought he stabbed himself with like a steak knife or something....the crazy bastard used a THIRTEEN INCH KNIFE! 

i dont know how he is still alive.
HOLY SHIT!

All the blubber must of came in handy.
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: Muhfukka on January 11, 2010, 12:03:16 AM
yeah if it hit mostly flesh and not major organs /arteries people survive as long as they dont lose too much blood
Title: Re: Howard Stern funny man, Artie Lange, tries to comit suicide, stabs himself...
Post by: C-BLUE on January 11, 2010, 12:15:46 AM
i know a lot of people started wondering about lights when they first heard this story but trust me on this...stabbing yourself 9 times is something lights would do sober.