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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: ikke on January 16, 2010, 06:36:06 AM

Title: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: ikke on January 16, 2010, 06:36:06 AM
I was just listening to Part of me from royce's latest album and it got me wondering about what I would do if it happened to me.

I'd probally kill myself.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: Elano on January 16, 2010, 07:35:24 AM
its not a problem for you.
nobody wants to fuck with you,not even the prostitutes.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: 13th Duke on January 16, 2010, 10:45:34 AM
Buy a strap-on.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: universe on January 16, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
(http://iamareyou.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/conan1.jpg)

WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: S P I C E on January 16, 2010, 03:37:37 PM
^^LMAO!

Part of Me is an incredible song, the video is so sick.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: ThaChamp on January 16, 2010, 05:57:53 PM
not sure ask looney it happens to him all the time
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Post by: when it rains it pours on January 16, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
get a robotic one
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: Sikotic™ on January 16, 2010, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: 2010 KAIN on January 16, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
(http://iamareyou.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/conan1.jpg)

WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
LOL

I would grow another one in a petri dish.....duh  ::)
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: universe on January 17, 2010, 02:30:02 AM
DRY 'RAPE' HUMP RIHANNA UNTIL I SQUIRT MAN JUICE FROM MY TESTICLES.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: Trip Dee on January 17, 2010, 11:37:13 AM
i would hire private detective and track that traitor down.
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: 1981 on January 17, 2010, 11:56:18 AM
Quote from: Trip Dee on January 17, 2010, 11:37:13 AM
i would hire private detective and track that traitor down.

hahahahahaha
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: JMan on January 17, 2010, 12:00:16 PM
Quote from: Sikotic on January 16, 2010, 11:05:24 PM
Quote from: 2010 KAIN on January 16, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
(http://iamareyou.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/conan1.jpg)

WAIT FOR THE DAY HE DIES.
LOL

I would grow another one in a petri dish.....duh  ::)

yup or like the episode of southpark where they grow mr garrison a new dick on the back of a lab rat  ;D

(http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/season_12/sp_1205_10.jpg) http://www.youtube.com/v/fYazXBeplNA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&

Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: NotoriousTDA on January 17, 2010, 01:39:00 PM
after last night, im about to lose mine
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Post by: K.Dub on January 17, 2010, 04:20:01 PM
I'd search for it.
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Post by: C-BLUE on January 17, 2010, 08:07:55 PM
i'd go to the morgue...with a knife.
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Post by: OG Hack Wilson on January 17, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
well first thing i'd assume my voice would be a lot different so i'd have to adust to that


then i'd look into some kind of John Bobbit type surgery but i'd get a black wang because they are allegedely longer


then id become a porn star
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: kevin t on January 19, 2010, 04:35:06 AM
i'd search for it, thinking to myself...if i were a dick where would i go?

i'd check the toilet
i'd also check all pussy's in a 10 mile radius

but seriously quick story, it's related
this girl i know is a school teacher and one of the little kids went home sick, about 2 days later the mother of the child noticed he was acting a bit strange and on further inspection realised the little fella had chopped off his little fella with a pair of scissors at school, apparently it was hanging by a thread. not sure how he put up with that pain for so long and im pretty sure he lost it because he didn't get to the hospital in time.

anyway enjoy your day people
Title: Re: What would you do when you woke up without your dick?
Post by: ikke on January 19, 2010, 05:46:35 AM
Quote from: kevin t on January 19, 2010, 04:35:06 AM
i'd search for it, thinking to myself...if i were a dick where would i go?

i'd check the toilet
i'd also check all pussy's in a 10 mile radius

but seriously quick story, it's related
this girl i know is a school teacher and one of the little kids went home sick, about 2 days later the mother of the child noticed he was acting a bit strange and on further inspection realised the little fella had chopped off his little fella with a pair of scissors at school, apparently it was hanging by a thread. not sure how he put up with that pain for so long and im pretty sure he lost it because he didn't get to the hospital in time.

anyway enjoy your day people
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