West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: K.Dub on January 26, 2010, 08:58:29 AM
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
http://www.fmylife.com/
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been happening to me ever since I was 8 :grumpy:
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;D
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
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Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML
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haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father! :-X good shit tho, sites pretty funny.
"Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML" :D
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Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML
haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father! :-X good shit tho, sites pretty funny.
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Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML
thats fucking hillarious but it could happen to anyone!
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SOme are pretty cool, rest is lame bitches not getting a joke or just being ingratefull.
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haha
Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML
thats fucking hillarious but it could happen to anyone!
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Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: "well, you don't have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?" FML
haha no lie, on my first read i didnt see the bottom link.. i was thinkin dammmn dub's got a player for a father! :-X good shit tho, sites pretty funny.
;D
HAHAHAHAHA
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Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
LMFAO
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Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
LMFAO
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I was talking on the phone to my boyfreind and I said that I would love to suck his di## and then to my surprise my mnother said what the fuck did you say?My baby had hung up the phone-FML
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haha for a minute i thought that was you queen...haha
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love this website.
Today, some random girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then proceeds to ask me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML
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haha^^^^
facebook can kill your life
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haha^^^^
facebook can kill your life
na, it's fucking over-controlling/paranoid bitches who stay on your nuts & not in the way they should.
i've heard stories from freinds of girls creating Facebook/Myspace accounts just to see if the guy was loyal; fuck that.
if a girl did that to me, i don't care if it was Kim Kardashian (okay, maybe not her lol), i wouldn't even want her anymore.
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for real talk about fif
im paranoid....want me dead
im paranoid.....tryna get a piece of my bread...haha
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haha^^^^
facebook can kill your life
na, it's fucking over-controlling/paranoid bitches who stay on your nuts & not in the way they should.
i've heard stories from freinds of girls creating Facebook/Myspace accounts just to see if the guy was loyal; fuck that.
if a girl did that to me, i don't care if it was Kim Kardashian (okay, maybe not her lol), i wouldn't even want her anymore.
i would laugh at my girl, and live a better life for not being with her anymore, (shit is like that crazy bitch E had from enterouge)
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been happening to me ever since I was 8 :grumpy:
lol ;D