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Title: the joke thread
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 28, 2010, 10:56:45 AM
there was this little kid talking to God and the kid goes hey God what is a millon dollars to you ?And God says a penny
and the Kid goes how much is a millon years to you God?And God says a minute
and the kid goes can I borrow a penny?and God goes in a minute...................

lmao  allright yalls turn.................
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 28, 2010, 11:06:08 AM
there was this little kid talking to God and the kid goes hey God what is a millon dollars to you ?And God says a penny
and the Kid goes how much is a millon years to you God?And God says a minute
and the kid goes can I borrow a penny?and God goes in a minute...................

lmao  allright yalls turn.................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 28, 2010, 11:08:54 AM
tell us a joke man...............
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Mo Z. Dizzle on February 28, 2010, 01:10:16 PM
two peanuts were walking, one was assaulted (a salted).
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 28, 2010, 01:14:34 PM
HA!!!!!!!!!!! thats a good one.......okay yalls turn.......tell us one..........
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: 2010-thefuture on February 28, 2010, 01:17:20 PM
Yo Mamma is so skinny... (1)
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can dodge rain drops.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she looks like a mic stand.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
her nipples touch.

Yo Mamma is so skinny,
I could blind-fold her
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: morbidenigma on March 01, 2010, 08:31:17 AM
Check this one out.....................................1
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Chamillitary Click on March 01, 2010, 03:56:15 PM
women's rights.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 01, 2010, 04:04:51 PM
women's rights.
LOL

Best one so far.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Lunatic on March 01, 2010, 04:11:48 PM
women's rights.
LOL

Best one so far.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Invincible on March 01, 2010, 04:16:43 PM
To be quite honest this whole thread is a joke so far.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on March 01, 2010, 04:31:44 PM
Elano
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: moe on March 01, 2010, 04:35:57 PM
i have a knock knock joke but queen has to start it.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Chamillitary Click on March 01, 2010, 05:09:24 PM
^
knock, knock...
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Trip Dee on March 02, 2010, 10:00:22 AM
so John lost his job. he's coming back home, pissed off, doors opened, no dinner, no wife. phone is ringin, guy from the bank callin: "you have 300 000 $ debt, sir" . shiit. he's goin next door to check for his wife, she's fuckin the neighbor. he says FUCK THAT, he's takin a rope, gettin into a car and drive to the woods. he found the right tree, installed the rope, put it round his neck, he's just about to let the legs loose... suddenly he is hearin this voice "JOHN, JOHN, DON'T DO IT!", he's lookin around, noone there. oh, there it is, lil frog on the ground, she says "John, don't do it, go back home, everything's gonna be fine". So he thinks, "shit imma give it a try, you can't see talkin frog everyday, i can allways come back here"... so he's back home, dinner on the table, wife on her knees ready to suck him, apologizing "i'll never do it again", phone's ringin: one time- guy from the bank "i'm so sorry sir, we've made a mistake", second time- boss "John come back to work, i should've never fire you, i'll raise your salary", John is in fuckin heaven, he's gettin in his car and drivin back to the woods, he wants to thank that wonderful froggy, he found her; "how can i thank you froggy? you've saved my life!". frog says "FUCK ME", John says "whattafuck? i'm too big for you, how is that even possible?". froggy waved her magic wand and turned into a 11 years old girl. "and that's exactly how it was your honor...."
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: you gon always be my latin queen bitch on March 02, 2010, 10:08:28 AM
lol



To be quite honest this whole thread is a joke so far.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: ikke on March 03, 2010, 08:03:24 AM
Why Did the woman cross the road?
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Sikotic™ on March 03, 2010, 01:21:34 PM
Why Did the woman cross the road?
To escape a beat down?
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: westsiderider323 on March 03, 2010, 01:40:58 PM
Why Did the woman cross the road?
To escape a beat down?

lol


queen i want my money if i dont get it then ur a fuckin joke
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: ikke on March 05, 2010, 03:00:05 PM
Why Did the woman cross the road?
To escape a beat down?
I just wanted to know why she wasn't in the kitchen
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: moe on March 05, 2010, 04:38:29 PM
Why Did the woman cross the road?
To escape a beat down?
I just wanted to know why she wasn't in the kitchen
LOL!
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: morbidenigma on March 06, 2010, 08:09:23 AM
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Sums up my life.

A downward spiral.
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: JMan on March 06, 2010, 08:42:41 AM
S
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Sums up my life.

A downward spiral.

your an idoit
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: ikke on March 06, 2010, 08:56:46 AM
S
P
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Sums up my life.

A downward spiral.

your an idoit
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: Þŕiņçë on March 06, 2010, 08:59:22 AM
WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT 26YEAR OLDS?















































THERES 20 OF THEM!
Title: Re: the joke thread
Post by: 2010-thefuture on March 06, 2010, 10:01:41 AM
guys I told you I ain't got that money yet........ ;)