West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: morbidenigma on March 22, 2010, 09:31:33 AM
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fuckin love it...
1 - Some mornings I wake up bitchy. Other mornings I let her sleep.
2 - It's not that men can't multi task, women are just shit at prioritizing.
3 - I like my women like I like my coffee. From the third world, relatively inexpensive and preferably ground down by someone else.
4 - Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be!
5 - My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast.
6 - How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Give it a nipple.
7 - How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
8 - I wanted to ask my wife her honest view on sexist jokes. But she was too busy doing the cooking.
9 - What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
10 - Why did the woman cross the road? Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
11 - Behind every successful woman is a man staring at her arse. In front of her is either the washing or the ironing.
12 - Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones.
13 - Feminism: it's fine as a hobby but it's not going to get you a husband.
14 - Opinions are like dicks, only men should have them.
15 - Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
16 - I find women are like lava lamps, Very pretty to look at, just not very bright.
17 - How do you give a feminist Freedom of Speech?Take your dick out her mouth!
18 - I hate the way my dad treats women...........With respect.
19 - There's a reason why there are no female superheroes. By the time they'd got changed, the whole world would be dead.
20 - Even though I am a guy, I believe strongly in Womens Rights.............the right to remain silent.
21 - Why do women have pussies? So men will talk to them.
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Woman's rights are enough of a joke.
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Woman's rights are enough of a joke.
I should be able to buy/lease my woman like a car.
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Woman's rights are enough of a joke.
I should be able to buy/lease my woman like a car.
we should incorperate it in our religion
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Woman's rights are enough of a joke.
I should be able to buy/lease my woman like a car.
we should incorperate it in our religion
That's a great idea.
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
When your woman has to chew before she swallows.
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They say a womans work is never done....
Maybe thats why they get paid less!
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Why cant Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman.
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why dont women need wrist watches?
theres a clock on the microwave
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why dont women need wrist watches?
theres a clock on the microwave
already up ther cuzz..