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Title: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 24, 2010, 10:41:04 PM
(http://media.ufc.tv/method=get&s=james-toney.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

It looks like they photoshopped him with Rashad Evan's stomach.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Lunatic on August 24, 2010, 11:08:09 PM
I hope he wins though. For real lol.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sparegeez on August 24, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
He's still be the champ regardless. His ignorance is KING
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 24, 2010, 11:31:40 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2whjo2d.jpg)

They didn't even attempt it lol, thats straight from the fight card portion of the site.

I also want Toney to win, alot more interesting match ups with possibly Carwin and JDS

DIN PAY YO LECTRIC BILL!
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 25, 2010, 01:34:35 AM
one hit from Toney would knock any hater on this board out...

i know its gonna be luck if he beats Randy... but knowing Toney he wont go out like a bitch and if he does he has no business in UFC

i think they should of let him face Kimbo first then give him a prize fight but Toney is a Prize fighter for a reason...
imma root for toney all the way cus i know he has the capability of knocking Randy out but if Randy aint too old and sloppy hes can give it to Toney

i got 50 bucks on Toney just cus i never liked Randys bitch ass
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 25, 2010, 01:47:36 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 25, 2010, 02:05:23 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.

lets bet the money queen owes us
 ;D
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 25, 2010, 02:07:07 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.

lets bet the money queen owes us
 ;D
Deal.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 25, 2010, 02:11:11 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.

lets bet the money queen owes us
 ;D
Deal.

the bitch owes me 80 so once i get my damn laptop we can make some webcasts and tell her who to send the money order's to
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 25, 2010, 02:14:11 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.

lets bet the money queen owes us
 ;D
Deal.

the bitch owes me 80 so once i get my damn laptop we can make some webcasts and tell her who to send the money order's to
We might have to make a trip to Indiana and collect, man.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 25, 2010, 02:32:19 AM
Well, I'll be rooting for Couture this Saturday.

Not a Toney fan if you couldn't tell lol.

lets bet the money queen owes us
 ;D
Deal.

the bitch owes me 80 so once i get my damn laptop we can make some webcasts and tell her who to send the money order's to
We might have to make a trip to Indiana and collect, man.

wtf is there to in Indiana besides Queen?
 :-X
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: theremedy360 on August 25, 2010, 08:49:10 AM
I'm not a fan of either..but I don't think I can ever root for Corture after watching this commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINmw0smNQ8

"Lets go princess"
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 25, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
I'm not a fan of either..but I don't think I can ever root for Corture after watching this commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uINmw0smNQ8

"Lets go princess"
How bout this  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/v/QTIaTaXUFus?fs=1&hl=en_US
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Muhfukka on August 25, 2010, 04:17:10 PM
thats this saturday? shit i need to get some money on toney
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on August 25, 2010, 05:18:00 PM
Definitely pullin for Toney. Obviously if Toney catches him with a clean shot he will drop Randy. But its gonna be hard for James to win this shit by MMA rules. They should have two fights...one with MMA rules...one with boxing rules.  8)
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 25, 2010, 06:33:22 PM
Definitely pullin for Toney. Obviously if Toney catches him with a clean shot he will drop Randy. But its gonna be hard for James to win this shit by MMA rules. They should have two fights...one with MMA rules...one with boxing rules.  8)
Randy would get murdered in a boxing bout lol, Toney has a shot here, stay low and wait for him to shoot. What will most likely happen though is Toney will get picked up and slammed and elbowed then possibly submitted, but anything can happen.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/5l9jk8.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/16208c1.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/33az3hx.jpg)

At nearly +500 it's kinda hard to not lay some money down.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on August 25, 2010, 06:42:15 PM
I think I would pay money to see Toney submit him lol
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 25, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
I think I would pay money to see Toney submit him lol
No joke I will shit myself if that happens. He'll forever be the guy that got submitted by a boxer with 0 MMA fights and no background on the ground.

Are you gonna be watching Daygo?
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 26, 2010, 01:06:50 AM
Toney's only shot at a victory is a lucky punch. Otherwise, The Natural is gonna embarrass him.

And of course Toney would kill Couture in a boxing ring.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on August 26, 2010, 10:39:01 AM
I think I would pay money to see Toney submit him lol
No joke I will shit myself if that happens. He'll forever be the guy that got submitted by a boxer with 0 MMA fights and no background on the ground.

Are you gonna be watching Daygo?

Man...money is tight right now. But I might have to scrape some change up to see it. Its funny cus I havent paid for a UFC event in forever. But this might be enough of a circus for me to buy lol
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 27, 2010, 05:47:43 PM
Toney came in at 237 during the weigh-ins. He was 20 pounds lighter during his last boxing match.

Homie is gonna be huffin'-and-puffin' half way through the first round if he even makes it that far.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on August 27, 2010, 07:29:13 PM
Toney came in at 237 during the weigh-ins. He was 20 pounds lighter during his last boxing match.

Homie is gonna be huffin'-and-puffin' half way through the first round if he even makes it that far.

The more I think about this shit, the less I give Toney any chance in this fight. To be honest, he is probably one of the worst type of boxers to try and crossover.

For almost any boxer, their major opportunity to win the fight will be by KO. Using their hand speed and punching power. The best type of boxer would be somebody who has very quick hands and can catch you with a big shot at anytime. Think abot the type of fighter Toney is. Especially in the later years of his career. He's been a very defensive fighter who likes to counter punch. He typically uses the ropes alot, leaning back on them to save energy and make it difficult for opponents get a clean shot on him. That wont work in MMA. He cant fight with his back to the cage against Couture. He'll be on the ground. For a boxer it would be key to keep the fight in the middle of the octogon. That hasnt been his style.

I still hope he KO's Randy tho.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 27, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
The positive for him is he's not fighting a guy with speed like St. Pierre or Silva, but Randy is a far greater athlete then him, if he sticks around MMA if he loses then Toney Vs. Big Country would be a great fight  ;D
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 28, 2010, 12:16:54 AM
I believe he's signed to a one fight deal, so if he loses this fight in an embarrassing fashion its safe to say he is done with UFC lol.

If he does pull this shit off, then I guess Toney would have another opportunity or two to make money with them.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 28, 2010, 01:03:00 AM
I believe he's signed to a one fight deal, so if he loses this fight in an embarrassing fashion its safe to say he is done with UFC lol.

If he does pull this shit off, then I guess Toney would have another opportunity or two to make money with them.
From what i've heard it's a 3 fight deal. I know for sure it's a multi-fight contract.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 28, 2010, 02:59:06 AM
Randy cant make Toney drop from a hit like Toney could Randy...
Only way for Randy to win is to TRY to take Toney down and ground and pound for a stoppage/knockout, submission or by decision

if they go toe to toe Toney has the best defense comparable to Floyd's cus he knows how to stand and throw punches
ive seen too many fat fucks on UFC knock out dudes cus of there punching power then ive seen wins by ground attacks

look at Lesnars last fight for instance he proved he had heart and took a beating the first round but came back and submitted the nigga,
im not saying Toney can submit the nigga im just saying he could give him a few good blows to the head...

its gonna be a crazy fight and an unpredictable one
Rany is a legend MMA fighter
but Toney has been trained by the best such as Freddy Roach and Buddy Mcgirt (if im not mistaken) and none of them taught James Toney how to box.... James Toney taught James Toney how to box...

its gonna be a crazy fight and i cant wait to watch this shit tomorrow and see the outcome
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 28, 2010, 03:15:56 AM
The only thing Toney can make tap out is a damn scale once he steps on it.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 28, 2010, 03:31:44 AM
The only thing Toney can make tap out is a damn scale once he steps on it.

i just hope hes in shape...
hes use to going 12 3 minute rounds

your lungs can only last 2 minutes in bed with Queen

so stop hating
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 28, 2010, 10:49:55 AM
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/530590/ufc118weighin_james_toney_medium.jpg)
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on August 28, 2010, 11:47:31 AM
I don't know, I'm kinda wishing Toney knocks out Randy & I'm not even a boxing fan.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 28, 2010, 12:52:51 PM
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/530590/ufc118weighin_james_toney_medium.jpg)
The look on the guy in the green shirt's face is priceless.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 28, 2010, 01:03:13 PM
I don't know, I'm kinda wishing Toney knocks out Randy & I'm not even a boxing fan.
You're not alone, the Toney Train is in full effect

(http://i35.tinypic.com/kd6gs9.jpg)
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2nsujxt.jpg)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2yuexyh.jpg)
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/dcentc/ufc/tonycotore.jpg)

All of these came from a 47 page thread started by MMA fans that are Toney supporters on UFC's forums lol
http://forums.ufc.production.sparkart.net/showthread.php?t=51757
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: David Mack on August 28, 2010, 01:14:27 PM
Behind my Nig Toney all day every day. He gonna knock dat ol geeza da fuck out!! And for you niggas who think this is a freakshow fight>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Only freakshow iz between Toneys legs ya dig? 8)
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on August 28, 2010, 01:17:24 PM
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/530590/ufc118weighin_james_toney_medium.jpg)
The look on the guy in the green shirt's face is priceless.

lol
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: David Mack on August 28, 2010, 01:21:42 PM
(http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/530590/ufc118weighin_james_toney_medium.jpg)

Dats one mean lookin sexy beast ya dig? 8) who gonna mean mug dat ol man couture.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Fuck Your Existence on August 28, 2010, 05:02:46 PM
with all the yappin Toneys doin its gonna be that much funnier when Randy sons him. and lol @ toney callin randy old, like dude is a young buck himself.

also anyone post the links if you got them
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 28, 2010, 06:06:41 PM
www.atdhe.net is all you'll need, refresh the page if your links die

Prelims on SpikeTV right now
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO on August 28, 2010, 06:41:08 PM
Goddamn! Lauzon manhandled that boy lol  ;D
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: G-Funk on August 28, 2010, 06:52:16 PM
Goddamn! Lauzon manhandled that boy lol  ;D

how quick was it? I went to set up something and when I came back the fight was over. lol
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: G-Funk on August 28, 2010, 09:02:49 PM
hahaha that was sad. Randy owned.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on August 28, 2010, 10:02:08 PM
LMAO no comment
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 29, 2010, 01:03:40 AM
Wow. Even I thought Toney was gonna put up a better fight than that. Dude couldn't do shit when he was on the ground. He looked like a damn paraplegic because his legs were just dangling instead of using them for defense.

Toney still didn't get fucked up as that one guy in the first fight though.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Shallow on August 29, 2010, 05:37:02 AM
I fucking hate Dane White. What was the point of this? Toney was never going to be able to defend take downs, ground and pounds, or submissions. It would have been the exact opposite as a boxing match. You might as well have the top MMA fighter face off against John Rambo in the jungle. It ends with a arrow shot through GSP's throat.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 29, 2010, 02:21:37 PM
I fucking hate Dane White. What was the point of this? Toney was never going to be able to defend take downs, ground and pounds, or submissions. It would have been the exact opposite as a boxing match. You might as well have the top MMA fighter face off against John Rambo in the jungle. It ends with a arrow shot through GSP's throat.
I'm hoping the point was to get UFC more PPV revenue at the expense of a washed up boxer and not just some shitty attempt to prove that MMA is better than boxing in the eyes of Dana White. Most likely a little bit of both. I guess when the numbers come in we'll find out.
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: BOX5 the best poster on this site yell on August 29, 2010, 05:03:15 PM
Definitely pullin for Toney. Obviously if Toney catches him with a clean shot he will drop Randy. But its gonna be hard for James to win this shit by MMA rules. They should have two fights...one with MMA rules...one with boxing rules.  8)

now that would have been the best idea yell
Title: Re: LOL....not even UFC's Photoshoppers could make this picture of Toney believable
Post by: Halu Sination on August 29, 2010, 11:24:23 PM
I fucking hate Dane White. What was the point of this? Toney was never going to be able to defend take downs, ground and pounds, or submissions. It would have been the exact opposite as a boxing match. You might as well have the top MMA fighter face off against John Rambo in the jungle. It ends with a arrow shot through GSP's throat.

I rarely defend Dana White, I think dude is a punk too. But it was James Toney who wanted this. He called Dana White a bitch and said White was too scared to see a boxer come in and kick UFC fighters' asses. It took James Toney attending a UFC event and talking to Dana White face-to-face for Dana to finally agree to sign him.

Toney only wanted to fight the big names, he wanted fucking Brock Lesnar at first. Obviously they're not going to let a rookie MMA fighter fight a champion, but since he also wanted to fight Randy Couture who is not currently a champ, he got what he asked for. Can't blame anyone but Toney himself.

By the way, Dana White already cut Toney from the roster, so that in itself shows that he doesn't really care about milking Toney for what he's worth. This whole thing was to prove a point, that they're two completely different sports, and now that the point has been re-affirmed, they're all moving on. Remember when Anderson Silva wanted to box Roy Jones Jr. a couple years ago? The UFC said they would never let Silva do it as long as he's signed, and Dana himself said publicly that Silva wouldn't be able to hang against high-profile boxers, and that's despite Roy Jones being WAY passed his prime.