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Title: a stupid riddle
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on December 23, 2002, 09:55:36 PM
see if you can make sense out of this:

MR PIGS
MR NOT PIGS
OSAR
LIB
MR TWO PIGS






















Two farmers are sitting on a fence and he points over and says, "em are pigs".  The other farmer says "em are not pigs", so the other says "oh yes 'a are".  The farmer squints his eyes to focus in and then says, "well I'll be....'em are two pigs!"
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: gildedganon187 on December 23, 2002, 10:01:57 PM
Wha the Fuck??????....?
ohh i get it?...
yeah.
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Post by: EM28 on December 23, 2002, 10:03:54 PM
that is a fuckin stupid riddle

peace
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Post by: LAZY on December 23, 2002, 10:28:42 PM
i dont get this 1
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Post by: Pillow on December 23, 2002, 10:37:22 PM
i dont get this 1
I feel ya homie.....lol
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 23, 2002, 11:47:37 PM
lmao yall got get it?...i speak a lil hick so ill break it down for u....

MR PIGS=em are pigs

MR NOT PIGS=em are not pigs

OSAR=oh yes 'a are

LIB=well I'll be

MR TWO PIGS='em are two pigs!
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: E. J. Rizo on December 24, 2002, 08:29:08 AM
wtf?...shit makes no sense?
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Post by: Tha_Reverend on December 24, 2002, 08:33:57 AM
I would have gotton through my day just fine with out having to read this junk.



good riddle though :-X
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on December 24, 2002, 09:05:06 AM
No, what j isn't tellin you is that in indiana, this is something you would hear probably 3 or 4 times a day if you listened for it. Right now I'm in downtown indy, and there are pigs everywhere :)
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Post by: bez on December 24, 2002, 09:15:00 AM
dont get it!
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Post by: Tha_Reverend on December 24, 2002, 10:12:34 AM
lol @ big bad ass rollin with da pigs.  




but this riddle is still dumb.lol.
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on December 24, 2002, 10:32:07 AM
Oink mutha fucka oink mutha fucka....
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 24, 2002, 11:57:43 AM
jesus u people are slow...i explained it for u....

MR PIGS=em are pigs

MR NOT PIGS=em are not pigs

OSAR=oh yes 'a are

LIB=well I'll be

MR TWO PIGS='em are two pigs!

mr pigs is what the first hick says...mr not pigs is what the second honky says....osar is the reply of the first hick...lib is what the second honky says...mr two pigs thats what he continues sayin....
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: E. J. Rizo on December 24, 2002, 12:18:17 PM
jesus u people are slow...i explained it for u....

MR PIGS=em are pigs

MR NOT PIGS=em are not pigs

OSAR=oh yes 'a are

LIB=well I'll be

MR TWO PIGS='em are two pigs!

mr pigs is what the first hick says...mr not pigs is what the second honky says....osar is the reply of the first hick...lib is what the second honky says...mr two pigs thats what he continues sayin....
yo, SGV i still dont get it dogg....hahaha...im laughign cause i dont find it funny?.....anyway i give up
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Post by: bez on December 24, 2002, 12:42:37 PM
lolol I am almost in tears cos I dont get it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: E. J. Rizo on December 24, 2002, 12:56:26 PM
lolol I am almost in tears cos I dont get it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: LAZY on December 24, 2002, 01:02:12 PM
i still dont get it  :-\ but S.G.V. aka Ray Diaz do hicks gotta new languge or sumthin cuz i wouldv NEVER got that outta wut was writin
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Post by: __kaLipZo__ on December 24, 2002, 01:37:23 PM
yea...i get it..although ya its "Stupid"
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 24, 2002, 02:17:32 PM
ok i guess what the riddle is...the letter represent the words...
M=Em R=Are PIGS=Pigs
M=Em R=Are NOT=Not PIGS=Pigs
O=Oh S=Yes A='a R=Are
L=Well I=I B=Be
M=Em R=Are TWO=Two PIGS=Pigs

so instead of writin out the whole thing its all summed up with the letters...but its only funny if u understand it...if u dont then u wont find it funny
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Post by: bez on December 24, 2002, 02:21:22 PM
ok i guess what the riddle is...the letter represent the words...
M=Em R=Are PIGS=Pigs
M=Em R=Are NOT=Not PIGS=Pigs
O=Oh S=Yes A='a R=Are
L=Well I=I B=Be
M=Em R=Are TWO=Two PIGS=Pigs

so instead of writin out the whole thing its all summed up with the letters...but its only funny if u understand it...if u dont then u wont find it funny

whoever made that up needs shootin, really they do!
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Post by: LAZY on December 24, 2002, 02:31:06 PM
ohhhhhhhhh i get it now lol not that funny but hey thats me thanx SGV 4 showin all wut it means lol
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on December 24, 2002, 10:31:40 PM
This is the dumbest thing I ever read in my life...PeACe
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: Instant_Killa on December 25, 2002, 01:20:37 AM
ok i guess what the riddle is...the letter represent the words...
M=Em R=Are PIGS=Pigs
M=Em R=Are NOT=Not PIGS=Pigs
O=Oh S=Yes A='a R=Are
L=Well I=I B=Be
M=Em R=Are TWO=Two PIGS=Pigs

so instead of writin out the whole thing its all summed up with the letters...but its only funny if u understand it...if u dont then u wont find it funny

whoever made that up needs shootin, really they do!
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 25, 2002, 01:25:20 AM
i guess me and Cracka J got the same humor...we seem to be on the same page with this riddle and bum fight shit  ;)
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on December 25, 2002, 07:44:12 AM
i guess me and Cracka J got the same humor...we seem to be on the same page with this riddle and bum fight shit  ;)

I heard this when I was 10. I think it was more of a joke than a riddle. Must be a midwest thing.
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Post by: Wild_Elmo on December 25, 2002, 08:37:43 AM
i was laughing harder at SGV trying to explain this, than the riddle itself   ;D
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Post by: Wild_Elmo on December 25, 2002, 08:39:59 AM
but you werent kidding when you said "a stupid riddle"
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 25, 2002, 10:47:18 AM
i was laughing harder at SGV trying to explain this, than the riddle itself   ;D
shit i know that was hard...explainin it so many times n shit
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on December 25, 2002, 10:49:24 AM
Right on I'm glad on I'm the same page as S.G.V. and Big Bad Ass...............You can only get so much out of it when you see it in print.  It's when you're looking at it and someone is telling you the story.  My uncle told me that when I was young.
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: S.G.V. on December 25, 2002, 12:28:18 PM
S.G.V. fluent in English, Spanish, Spanglish & Hick...so so in Ebonics...5 language muthafucka!
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER on December 25, 2002, 12:44:28 PM
wat you been smokin homeboy
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: bLaDe on December 25, 2002, 01:18:28 PM
WTF LMAO, lol@ya'll still couldnt understand it after sgv explained it!  It was a stupid riddle tho, no doubt lol

  -{bLaDe}
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: E. J. Rizo on December 25, 2002, 01:51:02 PM
S.G.V. fluent in English, Spanish, Spanglish & Hick...so so in Ebonics...5 language muthafucka!
lol
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on December 25, 2002, 02:32:11 PM
5 languages..... :D
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Post by: LAZY on December 25, 2002, 04:21:52 PM
i dont think its a riddle its more like.......... a joke or sumthin
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on December 25, 2002, 08:23:19 PM
yeah, more like a 'something'
Title: Re:a stupid riddle
Post by: Suga Foot on December 25, 2002, 10:44:18 PM
Try this one out:

IFFRM


















'' I Have A Farm ", lol.