West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: OmNIsCiUs on January 07, 2003, 11:43:17 PM
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Hello everyone, I'm back from India. Had a pretty good time (besides getting mild chickenpox and an ear infection >:( ) hehe oh well, could've been much worse I suppose! Anyways, its good to be back and all to the world of KFC and comfy toilet seats (and online condom delivery, let us not forget THAT).
hehe and this a good joke I got for my website (still working on website)
Enjoy
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
Indians.
While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to
why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply
was: "Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave.
This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied:
Me have two women. Two women ... two feathers."
Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual
partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say
amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers
in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me fuck'em
all. Big, small, fat and tall, me fuck'em all."
Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief said: "You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like
snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me
fuck'em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,"Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
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With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,"Oh dear."
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
lmao!!
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Welcome back man, where in India were you at?
lmao@the joke, peace
-{bLaDe}
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whats up with all the raciest jokes latly
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lmao at the joke...
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lmao
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Blade: I was at Delhi (Good), Ranchi(fun) and Katihar(boringg).. lol I've got the worst luck though, got some lump on ma neck and around my ear so I gotta go to the doctor today. SCary shit. Anyways wish me luck brutha.
Koncept: Sorry if I offended ya bro but you gotta admit its funny ;)
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^^^ WTF a lump?...scandolous...funny ass joke btw