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Title: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 14, 2011, 12:06:11 PM
motherfuckers pulled me and my boy over at 2:30 AM for just about no reason, or maybe just because we looked sketched, but word life I wasn't swerving or speeding or none of that, but I knew I still could have failed a breathalyzer no doubt...

so he asks me how much I drank instantly as I rolled my window down and I tell him I had one beer, he tells me I'm lying and to step out of the car because nobody has just one beer, and he could smell the weed and beer on us... they searched the car but didn't find anything, including the blunt we had just lit up and put out as they threw the sirens on, all they questioned was the razor blade and a small glass jar I had with ashes in it and they didn't even take it, and then he started asking if I smoked weed and I told him "not tonight" lol bullshit

so then I tell him "Ok, I had one 22 ounce Bud Lite" and he bought it, but still keeps breaking my balls telling me how low and shot my eyes were and how I wreaked of booze, and that I'm about to lose my license and blah blah

so then he pats me down and pulls the light test on me where I had to follow it with my eyes and not move my head with it... long story short I ended up passing that so they never even got to any of the other tests and they slapped me with a seatbelt ticket basically as a warning and just told me next time to let somebody who is 21 drive since I got about 6 more months... in celebration, we re-lit that blunt that we started smoking before they got us  8)
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: MUHFUKKA on June 14, 2011, 12:22:33 PM
good deal but for real you really dont want to get a dui, especially if youre not even 21
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 14, 2011, 12:24:06 PM
yeah man, for real... last night when they threw the lights on I just thought "fuck, car is getting towed and I'm getting locked up" but I got lucky big time

I know the pigs are gonna be looking for my car late at night, no more slipping
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 14, 2011, 12:41:10 PM
DUIs are not fun. Never had one but i know plenty who have. You got lucky, man.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: BiggBoogaBiff on June 14, 2011, 06:49:59 PM
been there done that.



i know why you're excited about it tho lol
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 15, 2011, 08:50:17 AM
i know why you're excited about it tho lol

damn right lol
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: LooN3y on June 15, 2011, 12:28:37 PM
i forget but u live in canada? id ont know how strict or lenient they are with DUIs but u shouldnt get them anyways.



shits a bitch. son, in LA u have to have a mandatory breathylazier in ur car for 5 months
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 15, 2011, 12:49:28 PM
i forget but u live in canada? id ont know how strict or lenient they are with DUIs but u shouldnt get them anyways.



shits a bitch. son, in LA u have to have a mandatory breathylazier in ur car for 5 months
Yeah, they just changed the law for that shit right? TGhat, and the fine went up like 10 fold.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: LooN3y on June 15, 2011, 12:51:39 PM
i forget but u live in canada? id ont know how strict or lenient they are with DUIs but u shouldnt get them anyways.



shits a bitch. son, in LA u have to have a mandatory breathylazier in ur car for 5 months
Yeah, they just changed the law for that shit right? TGhat, and the fine went up like 10 fold.


yup effective july 1st of last year, and i got it july 7th,


its new so all teh dmv workers dont know shit, went back and forth like 5 times. and the whole cost installation fee/monthly service fee/uninstallation fee 700 dollars


plust the 800 dollars for dui classes, 1500 for fine, man shits no joke/
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 15, 2011, 12:57:24 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: LooN3y on June 15, 2011, 01:00:50 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 15, 2011, 01:06:33 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks
Hell yeah. One time I was registering a vehicle and this bitch told me I had to go find the original owner of the vehicle who supposedly lived somewhere in Minnesota. Muthafucka coulda been dead for all I know, I never met him and I didn't even buy the car from him. They were sayin some shit about the pink slip was invalid or some made up shit in the bitches head. I had to get her super over and talk to that dumb fuck for about 20 minutes just to get them to allow me to pay for a fuckin registration. Ridiculous shit.

The DMV in Arleta has to be filled with the most incompetent retards.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on June 15, 2011, 01:24:05 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks

Sober Asians with a car are already a threat to citizens, how dangerous are drunk Asians (who, aggravatingly, have a low tolerance ) then ? Better not think about it.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: LooN3y on June 15, 2011, 01:32:06 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks

Sober Asians with a car are already a threat to citizens, how dangerous are drunk Asians (who, aggravatingly, have a low tolerance ) then ? Better not think about it.


lol your such a moron, whatever you think ur head u think is a reality.



asians have a drinking culture, if u think asians have a low tolerance than u obviously dont know or chill with asians.


asian women i agree r horrible drivers but women in general are. lol asians are known for horrible driving? lol what world do you live in?
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Furor Teutonicus on June 15, 2011, 01:44:41 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks

Sober Asians with a car are already a threat to citizens, how dangerous are drunk Asians (who, aggravatingly, have a low tolerance ) then ? Better not think about it.


lol your such a moron, whatever you think ur head u think is a reality.



asians have a drinking culture, if u think asians have a low tolerance than u obviously dont know or chill with asians.


asian women i agree r horrible drivers but women in general are. lol asians are known for horrible driving? lol what world do you live in?

i was joking (you know that those stereotypes about Asians exist)

i dk about that low tolerance thing, Asians are smaller than white people, that's def. a disadvantage. and wasn't there a 'drinking' gene that asians lack`?
yeah, i don't spent much time with Asians since there aren't many here.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: LooN3y on June 15, 2011, 02:05:13 PM
How long did they suspend your ID?

I had a homie who got his DUI in San Diego and those muthafuckas don't play around in that county. Dude never had a prior or nothing and they took his shit away for 1 year.



5 months, motherfuckers told me that i didnt need to get the breathylzer and now i have to get it might as well i had it installed during the suspension. dumbfuck dmv

if u go to the DMV u have to do your OWN RESEARCH and DONT LEAVE TILL U GET EVERYTHING.


those stupid dumb fucks

Sober Asians with a car are already a threat to citizens, how dangerous are drunk Asians (who, aggravatingly, have a low tolerance ) then ? Better not think about it.


lol your such a moron, whatever you think ur head u think is a reality.



asians have a drinking culture, if u think asians have a low tolerance than u obviously dont know or chill with asians.


asian women i agree r horrible drivers but women in general are. lol asians are known for horrible driving? lol what world do you live in?

i was joking (you know that those stereotypes about Asians exist)

i dk about that low tolerance thing, Asians are smaller than white people, that's def. a disadvantage. and wasn't there a 'drinking' gene that asians lack`?
yeah, i don't spent much time with Asians since there aren't many here.

it would matter on how much alcohol in your blood can take/ is used to. yea body mass would help, but not much if ur a daily/social drinker.


to me its more the matter of what im mixing, if i ate enough, that determines my fucked up ness
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 15, 2011, 02:37:35 PM
i forget but u live in canada?

nah Connecticut lol
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 15, 2011, 08:26:24 PM
i forget but u live in canada?

nah Connecticut lol
I thought you were neighbors with Dollaz  :laugh:
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on June 15, 2011, 09:21:28 PM
I know Korean's and Japanese can hold their own on some alcohol.... but yall are some of the worst fuckin drivers ever
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Hittman2001 on June 15, 2011, 10:28:57 PM
Congratulations on being proud of getting away with driving under the influence.   You are an exceptional human being
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: BiG*WiCkEd on June 16, 2011, 03:24:34 PM
Fuck homeboy, you're one lucky muthafucker. They catch you slippin like that here in Santa Ana, your shit's getting towed with no questions asked and you'll be sittin in county tryin to figure out whta the fuck hapenned.

Be grateful.

W
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 16, 2011, 03:29:04 PM
Congratulations on being proud of getting away with driving under the influence.   You are an exceptional human being

thanks  :wavey:
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 16, 2011, 03:33:15 PM
i forget but u live in canada?

nah Connecticut lol
I thought you were neighbors with Dollaz  :laugh:

lol nah that wasn't me
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: theremedy360 on June 16, 2011, 05:55:43 PM
I've had way too many close calls, worst of which involves barely remembering a drive home from Safeco Field (Mariners stadium). It's safe to say that I don't drive drunk anymore.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Sikotic™ on June 16, 2011, 09:40:25 PM
It's safe to say that I don't drive drunk anymore.
Me neither. I'll kick it somewhere or chill in the passenger seat of my car until I'm good to go. It just ain't worth it in the end.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: O.G A.Geesta'z on June 17, 2011, 02:09:37 AM
I had a friend i grew up with go to jail for drunken vehicle manslaughter... that shit aint no joke man... drive safe
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: RxScenester on June 19, 2011, 09:12:42 PM
DUIs are no joke man, i know all about them.  They literally put your life on pause.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: elmizzy on June 19, 2011, 10:31:15 PM
Stay the fuck out of Fullerton. That place is crawling with cops. Not even kidding, we've probably been pulled over every other time we go out there. But since my boy got busted for DUI we always have a designated driver. Fullerton is nothing but trouble.
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: RxScenester on June 21, 2011, 05:50:01 PM
Stay the fuck out of Fullerton. That place is crawling with cops. Not even kidding, we've probably been pulled over every other time we go out there. But since my boy got busted for DUI we always have a designated driver. Fullerton is nothing but trouble.

My Lady's from Fullerton and I only see them late night in Downtown.  I'm from Santa Ana, and the Police presence here surpasses that of Fullerton.  Stay the fuck outta SA!
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: elmizzy on June 21, 2011, 08:59:25 PM
God damn I will just stay out of Orange County
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: Blood$ on June 22, 2011, 09:23:15 AM
don't be so self concios pigs aint lookin for your car at night

yes, actually they are

just seen the same officer in Cumberland Farms two nights ago and he recognized me and my car of course  :-X
Title: Re: So last night I had 9 beers and 6 blunts in me and avoided my first DUI
Post by: elmizzy on June 22, 2011, 08:45:20 PM
Of course they aren't looking for MY car. But they'll pull over any car for some bullshit reason hoping to catch you slipping