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Title: Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: ROCCY on January 14, 2003, 07:13:32 PM
Yeah, seems like me and my best friend nik been asking lots of questions about shit with girls lol..well, were at the age that it all starts at..anyways..ive been taking like 2 girls to the movies, and one if them im giving up on, i dont even wanna see her anymore, and the other i kinda wanna go out with again, i wanna kiss her while sitting next to her in the movies, when do i know when its time? how do i know when shes ready too kiss?. i dont wanna start to do something and end up looking stupid...someone help a brotha out..
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: PLANT on January 14, 2003, 07:22:53 PM
just let it happen dude....when you sit down, just look at her and say, "this is nice" or something easy, and just kiss her....girls aint stupid, if you lean in like that, shes gona know your gona kiss her...just let it happen, and dont worry so much.  have some confidence playa ;)

and remember, the only way to find out if you're ready, is to make it happen...hopefully it will work out
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: budsmokeronly on January 14, 2003, 07:24:45 PM
get a bucket of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of it.  then stick your dick up in there and keep offering her popcorn.  that will help break the ice.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Quakaveli on January 14, 2003, 07:28:12 PM
Aiight why U wanna make out at the movie...it'll be awkward like that. do this: chill wit her in ur room or sumn, and like talk, and when u think shes into u and feelin u, and u kinda gettin signs, go play wit her hair....say its nice and shit
 and then go play wit it again and look at her eyes and lips wit that 'seducing" look and then go fo da kill! if when u play wit her hair and shit it seems like shes uncomfortable u kno she aint ready
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: __kaLipZo__ on January 14, 2003, 07:38:14 PM
you'll know the right time just by looking into their eyes...for this kiss, def no tongue, maybe on the second kiss later on, but for a first consenual kiss, no tongue needed
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Tha_Reverend on January 14, 2003, 07:41:00 PM
^^^niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ;)


good advice G.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 14, 2003, 08:43:49 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: P Nelson on January 14, 2003, 10:18:22 PM
use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe

LOOL
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: HBKid_Jr on January 14, 2003, 11:33:45 PM
give her money an ask her to touch u in your special area
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: ROCCY on January 14, 2003, 11:51:34 PM
get a bucket of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of it.  then stick your dick up in there and keep offering her popcorn.  that will help break the ice.


lmao..comedey grundy u bring laughter..anyway, thanks for the real advice everyone..peace
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: S.G.V. on January 15, 2003, 09:38:03 AM
grundy is a foo...he speaks like a true pimp...LMAO

but yea foo just let the shit happen dont force it..or try too hard...cuz itll blow up in ya face...i dont know how much experience u got with chicks...but just let it come to u...
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Woodrow on January 15, 2003, 10:05:37 AM
Some more advice,

Don't go pre-mature!
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on January 15, 2003, 01:31:07 PM
get a bucket of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of it.  then stick your dick up in there and keep offering her popcorn.  that will help break the ice.

lol, thats how I met my wife. "Hey, you want some popcron?" 2 years later we were married.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: bez on January 15, 2003, 01:40:39 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe

Man, really all this rubbing hips and shit aint necessary, especially when Roccy was movies!.  I know when a girl wants to kiss me from eye contact.  If I was in Roccys position I would crack a joke or whatever get the girl laughing and then when she looked at me I would smile, looked deep into her eyes and just kiss her.  All this hand rubing and shit aint really needed.  Where teenagers...not OAP's.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: FILA::AUS on January 15, 2003, 02:50:11 PM
Man, first time i ever tongue kissed a girl was at the movies.

Basically its like this:

1. If she is coming to see a movie with you, and only you, then its obvious she likes you, she wouldnt be coming alone to a movie wid some dude if she didnt like him.

2. The right time: Take her hand first, if she moves away or if you hold her hand and its limp then dont do shit. If she grabs your hand properly and holds it, then you know for sure she is up for it, and the right time is any time after that, whenever you deciude you got the balls to do it.

When u do decide, just turn in the seat and face her, take the hold of her chin and turn her face towards yours. One kiss on the lips, then look at her eyes, she will either smile or she will be still (it doesnt matter which), then just lean over and kiss her again and put yo toungue in her mouf.

___ peace, hope it helped...bottom line u gotta have some balls tho, girls dont like bitches, a man always has to make the first move, always.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Young Dan Iza on January 15, 2003, 03:47:44 PM
here ya go homie,
if she wants 2 go to the movies wit u then she has to like u and just when u feelin the time is right make your move

and big bad azz lol at your posts, i hope i meet my wife like that
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 15, 2003, 03:50:05 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe

Man, really all this rubbing hips and shit aint necessary, especially when Roccy was movies!.  I know when a girl wants to kiss me from eye contact.  If I was in Roccys position I would crack a joke or whatever get the girl laughing and then when she looked at me I would smile, looked deep into her eyes and just kiss her.  All this hand rubing and shit aint really needed.  Where teenagers...not OAP's.



Obviously, you're not too experienced...Yo Roccy...Listen to Fila...he got it right...PeACe
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: bez on January 15, 2003, 04:27:05 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe

Man, really all this rubbing hips and shit aint necessary, especially when Roccy was movies!.  I know when a girl wants to kiss me from eye contact.  If I was in Roccys position I would crack a joke or whatever get the girl laughing and then when she looked at me I would smile, looked deep into her eyes and just kiss her.  All this hand rubing and shit aint really needed.  Where teenagers...not OAP's.



Obviously, you're not too experienced...Yo Roccy...Listen to Fila...he got it right...PeACe

I have enough experience with girls to know how to kiss a girl properly lad.  And I aint the one asking for advice. PeACe
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Quakaveli on January 15, 2003, 07:42:12 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe


Haha punk gettin all bigheaded...I gave good advice, I wasnt clear that much tho check out the other thread advice on kissin where I serve ur bitchass, BIYACH
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: S.G.V. on January 15, 2003, 08:58:14 PM
Man, first time i ever tongue kissed a girl was at the movies.

Basically its like this:

1. If she is coming to see a movie with you, and only you, then its obvious she likes you, she wouldnt be coming alone to a movie wid some dude if she didnt like him.

2. The right time: Take her hand first, if she moves away or if you hold her hand and its limp then dont do shit. If she grabs your hand properly and holds it, then you know for sure she is up for it, and the right time is any time after that, whenever you deciude you got the balls to do it.

When u do decide, just turn in the seat and face her, take the hold of her chin and turn her face towards yours. One kiss on the lips, then look at her eyes, she will either smile or she will be still (it doesnt matter which), then just lean over and kiss her again and put yo toungue in her mouf.

___ peace, hope it helped...bottom line u gotta have some balls tho, girls dont like bitches, a man always has to make the first move, always.
damn fila...explained it all perfect...roccy...if that shit dont help...then i dont know...u might have to look up the guys who said u were cute...lol...atleast theyll give u play...lol
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 15, 2003, 09:12:21 PM
jus dont be tryna look over anxious man. That shit is jus gonna turn her off. Im tellin yah, jus play it cool. U wanna make sure she know she dealin wit a pro lol. If she goin on a date wit u, then she likez u. Rememba, she wanna kiss u as much as u wanna kiss her. Females are jus as horny az doodz are...they jus dont show it lol. Honestly, if a take a female out, i really dont even try tah kiss em. If it happens, it happenz...but i aint pressed at all wit it. Alotta times, if ima kiss em...ill jus kiss em befo i drop em off n whatnot. Like give em a lil hug n shit, look at em (u can tell if she wanna kiss u when u close to eachotha, and how she lookz atcha) and ratha then me jus goin tah kiss her....ill jus be like..."so wherez mah kiss?" or sumthin like dat. One thing, make sure u look her in tha eye when u talkin to her. It showz u confident. Femalez are like dearz..they get hypnotized by tha headlights lol. If she dont give u a kiss...dont ask twice, jus be like aiight. U dont wanna look desperate n shit lol
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 16, 2003, 06:15:04 PM
Yo...So far I haven't seen any good advice given here...Homie, all u gotta do is start by hugging her and holding her in your arms...Have her lean on you and rub her in places like the lower back, the hips, the arm, and make sure to hold her hand and rub it for a lil while...Then gradually, she'll keep on getting closer to you, and when shes close enough, just lean in and kiss her...Trust me, you'll know when it's the right moment...I didnt even have too worry about this shit though, cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not", and she kissed me the next time we saw...Oh, and use tongue, definently...We live in America, not Iraq...PeACe


Haha punk gettin all bigheaded...I gave good advice, I wasnt clear that much tho check out the other thread advice on kissin where I serve ur bitchass, BIYACH


STFU...The only girl u've ever kissed was your mom, and you're 20 years old...Please don't ever reply in a thread like this again...
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on January 16, 2003, 06:18:48 PM
Just walk up to her, and say.. "whats up with some head?"

Works every time.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 17, 2003, 12:54:09 AM
Just walk up to her, and say.. "whats up with some head?"

Works every time.

thas wha i do...

"what up wit sum face?!"
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: maximus on January 17, 2003, 02:01:18 AM
lol@any advice is fake ass advice dawg... u know when u can get a girl if she flirten man... if she flirts with u u will know and if u ask how do i know if shes flirten with u then u got no idea dawg.. lol if shes flirten u just find a moment when u facen each other... or if the girl gives brain just like kiss her on teh lips gently then push her head down... either way.. i only done the second twice and got slapped senseless once.. lmao

~1~
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Lil Jay on January 17, 2003, 03:05:38 AM
Man, first time i ever tongue kissed a girl was at the movies.

Basically its like this:

1. If she is coming to see a movie with you, and only you, then its obvious she likes you, she wouldnt be coming alone to a movie wid some dude if she didnt like him.

2. The right time: Take her hand first, if she moves away or if you hold her hand and its limp then dont do shit. If she grabs your hand properly and holds it, then you know for sure she is up for it, and the right time is any time after that, whenever you deciude you got the balls to do it.

When u do decide, just turn in the seat and face her, take the hold of her chin and turn her face towards yours. One kiss on the lips, then look at her eyes, she will either smile or she will be still (it doesnt matter which), then just lean over and kiss her again and put yo toungue in her mouf.

___ peace, hope it helped...bottom line u gotta have some balls tho, girls dont like bitches, a man always has to make the first move, always.

be a man and go with what FILA said, it will werk. no doubt about it
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on January 17, 2003, 02:52:26 PM
lol@any advice is fake ass advice dawg... u know when u can get a girl if she flirten man... if she flirts with u u will know and if u ask how do i know if shes flirten with u then u got no idea dawg.. lol if shes flirten u just find a moment when u facen each other... or if the girl gives brain just like kiss her on teh lips gently then push her head down... either way.. i only done the second twice and got slapped senseless once.. lmao

~1~

lol@ Maxi flirtin wit Kangaroos...
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on January 17, 2003, 04:12:56 PM
Just walk up to her, and say.. "whats up with some head?"

Works every time.

thas wha i do...

"what up wit sum face?!"

lol, exactly. :)
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: The Watcher on January 17, 2003, 08:20:37 PM
get a bucket of popcorn and cut a hole in the bottom of it.  then stick your dick up in there and keep offering her popcorn.  that will help break the ice.

lmao .. funniest post ive seen in a long time.
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: DreDay on January 21, 2003, 04:29:04 PM
YOu muthafuckas got me rollin with some of this shit.  Dick in the popcorn bucket is classic.  I'ma try that out.  I'll tell you one thing.  Make sure you are gettin that shit before you go in for the kiss.  You don't want that akward pull away shit or for her to turn so you can kiss her on the cheek.  Don't let your friends see that shit happen either.  Thats years of disses they got on your ass.  She'll go tellin everyone too.  I've seen it happen.  IF it does, just act like she is lying or some shit like that.  Also, if she will hug on you and hold your hand, then go for it definently.  She's down then. Bootom line is that hookin up is better just sitting next to her the whole time and lookin like a douche.  She'll start thinking your not interested or gay.  They know guys want to hook up, so don't worry bout it, she knows whats goin on.  

 cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not",

You actually get pussy with that line?  I bet they love to hear that shit.  LOL

Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 21, 2003, 05:33:14 PM

 cuz I straight out told my girl "If you wanna kiss me, than do it, cuz I never know if u want to or not",

You actually get pussy with that line?  I bet they love to hear that shit.  LOL





I'm a pimp dude...The girls do all the work for me...PeACe
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: P Nelson on January 23, 2003, 07:53:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA ur a pimp? ... Man I love this board
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Quakaveli on January 23, 2003, 08:40:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHA ur a pimp? ... Man I love this board

LMAO!!!!!!

I talked to his chick on AIM...LOL she seemed hella desperate. :P Prolly really ugly ;)
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: P Nelson on January 23, 2003, 08:58:19 PM
LOOOL @ chicks on aim
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 23, 2003, 09:13:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHA ur a pimp? ... Man I love this board

LMAO!!!!!!

I talked to his chick on AIM...LOL she seemed hella desperate. :P Prolly really ugly ;)


Whatever u say Hindu...
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: P Nelson on January 23, 2003, 09:32:18 PM
LOL!! ur come baks are classics but lol @ u givin me  a bad karma
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 23, 2003, 10:01:58 PM
LOL!! ur come baks are classics but lol @ u givin me  a bad karma


Me? I didnt give u any karma...but if u falsely acuse me like Quake did, than I will...PeACe
Title: Re:Advice From Real Pimps Needed..
Post by: P Nelson on January 23, 2003, 10:41:10 PM
LOL @ the threat..