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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: King Tech Quadafi on January 29, 2003, 03:23:47 PM
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A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”
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There was once a plane flying over the Atlantic. 5 people were on board when the plane was experiencing technical dificulties. The pilot went on the intercom and stated that the plane was gonna go down and that there were only 4 parachutes available.
The first guy was Kobe Bryant. He said that he was worth millions and he was an inspiration to millions. He derserved to have a parachute. The others agreed, and out went Kobe. The second person was Hillary Clinton.
She said that she was a senator, a future presidential candidate and an inspiration to women. She grabs the 2nd parachute and out she goes.
The third person was George Bush. He tells the people on the plane that hes the leader of the free world and the smartest guy in the world and the earth cant survive without him. He grabs the parahute and out he goes.
That leaves the Pope and a lil 5 year old boy. The pope tells the kid, u know what, im an old man ive seen all that life has to offer. You take the parachute.
The kid says, theres a way for both of us to survive. How? says the Pope. The kid replies, "well, the smartest man in the world took my school bag."
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A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "Shit! THAT'S the word!”
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There was once a plane flying over the Atlantic. 5 people were on board when the plane was experiencing technical dificulties. The pilot went on the intercom and stated that the plane was gonna go down and that there were only 4 parachutes available.
The first guy was Kobe Bryant. He said that he was worth millions and he was an inspiration to millions. He derserved to have a parachute. The others agreed, and out went Kobe. The second person was Hillary Clinton.
She said that she was a senator, a future presidential candidate and an inspiration to women. She grabs the 2nd parachute and out she goes.
The third person was George Bush. He tells the people on the plane that hes the leader of the free world and the smartest guy in the world and the earth cant survive without him. He grabs the parahute and out he goes.
That leaves the Pope and a lil 5 year old boy. The pope tells the kid, u know what, im an old man ive seen all that life has to offer. You take the parachute.
The kid says, theres a way for both of us to survive. How? says the Pope. The kid replies, "well, the smartest man in the world took my school bag."
haha i think bush would do something like that dumb mofo
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Both were pretty good.
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lmao at both.
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LOL, those were really good jokes.
I'm gonna prop u for both.
One now and the other in an hour.
peace
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LMFAO@the george bush joke
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LMAO...
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haha
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funny shit...
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hee hee funny
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LOL
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hahaha
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LoL - Bush one was better but both good, thanks Tech