West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: verbalassaulta on February 09, 2003, 03:00:27 PM
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I've been reading some of the posts in this forum for a while and find most of the advice quite good. I hope you can help:
For the past year and a half all I've been able to do is plow my little lady in her fudge factory. As much as I want to pitch my bishop in a turtle neck down her honey pot, she just won't let me pass those salty mud flaps. While I certainly enjoy riding the hershey highway it does get a bit repetative. To be frank, what was once a one lane dirt road feels closer to a highly trafficked four lane roadway.
I know it would be AMAZING to put a little jam on her camel toe since she has allowed me to turn her into a personal finger puppet. The difference is amazing, kind of like putting on latex gloves after wearing oven mitts all day. Unfortunately, I want more than that. I want to put my pickle in her fur burger.
Any advice? Thanks everyone!
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L M A O That was one of the funniest pictures anyone has painted on this site ever. As far as advice goes, just tell her you know big bad ass. That'll have you up inside that fuzzy taco slingin mad yogurt with your purple headed warrior in no time.
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yeah, tell her you know Big Bad Ass. and then tell her that he know BIG NATE DOGG. <----------me 8)
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L M A O That was one of the funniest pictures anyone has painted on this site ever. As far as advice goes, just tell her you know big bad ass. That'll have you up inside that fuzzy taco slingin mad yogurt with your purple headed warrior in no time.
OMG....LOL
PEACE
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Lmao.
I'm not English, so while reading that, I thought "What the fuck are you talking about ???" but nobody seem to understand it, so it's all gravy. ;D
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i'd just like to congratulate mr. verbal assaulta for being the undisputed king of analagies.
as for advice, ive never dealt with a girl who wanted anal over regular, but i would say the best thing to do is just say your going for the brown eye and just pop it in the kitty cat. if youve got any kind of skills she wont exactly be pushig you away.
failing that, just say you know bad ass and nate
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LMAO
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maybe shes really a guy and her asshole is the only place you can stick your dick in
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maybe shes really a guy and her asshole is the only place you can stick your dick in
lmao
this is one of the funniest threads ive seen in a while
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maybe shes really a guy and her asshole is the only place you can stick your dick in
LOL@ Verbal assaulta goin for the "reach around"!
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LMAO
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oh well at least if you go to prision you will be popular.
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i'd just like to congratulate mr. verbal assaulta for being the undisputed king of analagies.
as for advice, ive never dealt with a girl who wanted anal over regular, but i would say the best thing to do is just say your going for the brown eye and just pop it in the kitty cat. if youve got any kind of skills she wont exactly be pushig you away.
failing that, just say you know bad ass and nate
lolol
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lmfao this is hilarious
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this got to be one of the funnys post i eva read on here
lmao ;D
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LOL ive read that before...
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ROFLMAO
Fuckin hilarious
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when shes not lookin, slip a dildo into her ass...Than slip your real dick into her pussy...She wont know whats going on...PeACe
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I want to put my pickle in her fur burger.
Never heard that one before, funny!
But on the real though, shit must get boring... To me fucking ass isn't sexy in the first place, but to each their own...
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LOL ;D nice work on the analogy... here's a joke I found related to this thread:
Its my joke of the day #7 so if u already read that one don't bother with this.
Questions about sex
Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable.
Father (F) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!
S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
S: Why do women hate it when they get raped .
F: It is like when you are walking on the street,someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ??
S: Why woman cannot have sex when they are having menstruation?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ??
S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love.
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger.
S: Why are making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!
S: What is an orgasm ?
F:The same as sneezing. but the the other way round
S: Is it true that women love big dicks ?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb ?
S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth
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Hmmm...so you want to turn your choclate popsicle into a fried fish-stick...i don't know if i can help, usually i'm trying to do the complete opposite...anyway good luck entering the world of the honey glazed meat shutters...
oh maybe you should take some advice from a rock group...ask yourself if "She Hates Me" matter of fact ask yourself if "She Fucken Hates Me", if you come to the conclusion that she does, maybe you'll realize why your dick is stuck in a PUDDLE OF MUD, peace.