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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: BiggSadot on January 30, 2013, 05:18:56 PM
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Post any random crazy lines from the Pimp from Pomona. Im sure theres alot of them to go around.
"Sayin peace trick & trickette/
They called that punk the jackoff kid/
the panty section in Sears catalog was his gig
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"I learned her, she was in the shower talking shit while i was taking a piss, i flushed the toilet and burned her."
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"I learned her, she was in the shower talking shit while i was taking a piss, i flushed the toilet and burned her."
lol, Classic! I love Suga Free
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Ima tell em....i dont buy dreams bitch i sell em!
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From the song Allergic to Bullshit:
"Bitch i oughtta call John Walsh from America's most wanted and tell him you're a kidnapper"
"Since you so tough bitch, why don't you jog some of the fat off your muthafuckin ass"
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she likes to tell me when she's not wearing panties...
she likes to tell me when she's not wearing panties, like I'ma hit it or something
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"Bitch I dont need to use you/Bitch Ill cut off your pinky toe, put it in a cup o noodles, bitch and feed it to you"
"She said I thought/I Said You Thought?/She said yea/I Said Bitch just dont think then"
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Suga free has a gang of crazy lyrics!! Here's one... From his song on my way...
Wait, what do you see said the blind manWho heard the deaf man said he saw Suga Free just dropped the bomb and it went Boo-Yah!!
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"Hey DJ Quik peep this get back, I got a brand new back slap that'll park her like a Cadillac" ~I'd Rather Give You My Bitch
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" She used to work down there at the Sperm BankSee, she got fired for drinkin' on the job...." - why you bullshittin.
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" Bitch come get yo' damn kid, you see him tearin' up my shit? She's starin' dead at they ass, you won't tell 'em to quit.. Now, I whoop they ass, fuck waitin' 'till baby turn her back. Lil ol' man come sock me, trust me He tryin' to run, he gettin' cracked"
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I'll stick to one liners now...
" I won't knock one pork chop off yo' plate If you don't knock one of mine"
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Fly fo life-
" I got some bitches on the cornerMy baby momma with em tooCause I'm a motherfuckin fool"
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When a pimp get up in the morning he put one foot on the street, one foot in her ass, one hand on the wheel, the other hand on the dash.
Bitch if i choke on a chicken bone and die, you're whole family's gonna be up shit creek.
Both from "Like What"
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From "Thinkin"
What's fly to me is that the real ones catch on, bring you up, respect the game, look out for daddy and know to shut the fuck up!
From "Angry Enough"
Don't get mad baby, being pregnant don't keep no man, and if I see you, you better run as fast as you can.
From "Freak In Me"
And your whereabouts? Please, aint a bone in my body that'll prolly allow me to attempt to pretend you're something I care about.
From "Do You Really Wanna"
I'm tweaking, nuh uh baby i don't want no hate, you're conceited, your breath stink, you're broke and plus you're leaking. And fuck what you think, you do lie, you do hate the fly, your pussy is dry and your pussy do stink.
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Great posts so far. Made this thread because I havent heard ever Suga Free song but I feel like Free has at least 1 crazy quotable in every song.
Now my bread/
Man thats as touching as a butterfly landin on a little retarded kids head
Girl you mighty damn bold with them games you play/
She ties the mattress to her back for the easy lay
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Suga free has a gang of crazy lyrics!! Here's one... From his song on my way...
Wait, what do you see said the blind manWho heard the deaf man said he saw Suga Free just dropped the bomb and it went Boo-Yah!!
One of his craziest lines LOL. Remember rewindin this over n over first time I heard it.
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suga free is one of the best from the west his first two albums is fire. it's crazy cause i was just bumpin' rhythmalism yesterday so i'll say his verse on 'down down down' at nigga said: ''you have better luck findin' tupac than me buyin' somethin' off the ice cream truck''.
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Smell my finger is one of my favorite albums from him.. That album has some crazy lyrics to.. I'll post them up later...
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From "Down, Down, Down":
"Ooooh catastrophe!
Bitch rather slide down a slide of razor blades
into a pool of pimp piss but this hoe had the audacity"
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all i can do is smile coming into this thread. good shit lol
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"Inside Out"
Oh yeah I'm a little drunk/staring at this phone bill, them dishes, your son, that little punk
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Peep how I struck up/
bitch jump in the air/
stay there until I tell you to come down/
and when you do you shut the fuck up
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Another one of my favs, from the intro to The New Testament album, when he's looking for his hoe and he stumbles upon her and she's not looking so good:
"If you dead, i'mma kill yah. If you die on me, i'm gonna kill ya" lol
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One of my favorite songs from Smell My Finger.. Keep up the Bad Work-
''Smiling faces tells lies.. and the word muthafuka is a noun.. it describes a person place or thing like the muthafuka now..''
''Hey man you see that bitch Jewels?? Yeah man she got high and said bye and went to watch a butterfly fuk a pittbull..''
''man i pray this bitch dies in her sleep.. i told her everytime she wakes up she dissapoints me..''
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I've been listening to 'Street Gospel' almost daily since I got it a little while back. It's a great album and is exceptionally produced by Quik. Plus Free can rap his ass off.
I always like the bit in 'On My Way' when he says "I'm 24 now, but in dog years let me see, every year is 7 years for a dog, follow me/now 7 times 24 is, wait, 7 times 4 is 28, carry 2, now I got the figure I'm 168, nigga!"
I can't work out how he arrives at that answer but it makes me laugh.
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LOL
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Don't get me started on this shit:
"I left her.
Ol' monkey mouth tore up ass raggedy heffer"
"I sell her dreams to her like a quiet storm
The only reason why baby wore panties is to keep her ankles warm" LOL so good he used it again
"No..uh uh..BITCH YOU DONE FUCKED UP!
Yea I took yo phone book, took a long look at another nigga's name and his neighborhood straight stuck up!"
"But I'm a pimp man, so I'mma sharpen up my tools and bounce back
Cause that bitch lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray, so hey fuck that"
"La Di Da Di (haha)
We wantcha money not cha body"
"Ho musta said Suga Free go wash your hands. I said BITCH
I'm Suga Free I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick!"
Bitch I'm seasoned, leanin
I'm $999,999.99 away from breathin'
mmmmmVENOM
Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye, if you didn't have Suga Free, you'd have to INVENT HIM!"
-Eastsidaz "Pussy Sells"
"Now 6th world (?)
Why did the little girl walk around with a goldfish in her pocket? So she could smell like the big girls"
-Snoop Dogg "Bring It On"
Most of that is coming from memory.
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Almighty dolla/
I cant wait to pimp that bitch like muslims cant wait to get to Allah
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Now where my weed at?
Bitch tryin to suck my dick early in the morning and I ain't even peed yet!
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Mama Mia!!!..... Swear to god man, pimp game so deep in Mexico they say a pimp showed up on a tortilla ;D
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Now I reside in Pomona
I got some bitches on the corner
My baby momma with em too
Cause I'm a motherfuckin fool (Whassup Suga Free?)
.....from Fly Fo Life
;D ;D ;D the way how he spit that shht ;D ;D ;D
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" Bitch come get yo' damn kid, you see him tearin' up my shit? She's starin' dead at they ass, you won't tell 'em to quit.. Now, I whoop they ass, fuck waitin' 'till baby turn her back. Lil ol' man come sock me, trust me He tryin' to run, he gettin' cracked"
Love that line & also at the beginning. NOW I'D...NEVER HIT A WOMAN! NAW! BUT I'LL SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF A BITCH! WHY YA BULLSHITTIN'?! Funniest line in rap ever ;D
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"See I learnt the bitch...
She was in the shower talkin that shit so I flushed the toilet and burnt the bitch!"
- "Sexy Thang"
BTW: The search on this page only brings up results from 2002. I had to search 21 pages individually to find this thread.