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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Triple OG Rapsodie on May 09, 2013, 09:22:10 AM
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Let me tell you about the time I almost had a threesome. I had mostly forgotten this happened until a few days ago, probably blocked it from memory out of shame. So it was my first year of college and I went with my buddy to a frat party. Shit was poppin, I got my drink on and hit the floor. Saw these two girls and started dancing next to them. They were both into me and I grinded with them for a while. I ended up making out with both of them on the dance floor. I know for sure I could've pulled off a threesome, one of them was telling me they were gonna rock my world. Unfortunately at that time I didn't know how to handle my liquor yet so 20 minutes later I was pretty out of it. Couldn't even communicate with them. They were trying to talk to me but then they gave up on me and cut out. I threw up, got kicked out of the party and my night was over.
And yes, the girls were hot. I don't really remember what they looked like but my roommate told me the next day they were fine. I've been to plenty of college parties since, and while I've found the occasional drunk chick who wants to fuck me, I've never found two that were willing to share. And I don't know if I will unless I pay for it or find a really open-minded girlfriend. Anyway that's my story of shame, post up yours.
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
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can it be that u subconsciously didnt really want a threesome with two females? cuz if u were in for a million dollar lottery ticket, im pretty sure ur focus woulda prevailed and that shit woulda been heavy on ur mind till mission:accomplished.
LOL
cool story, tho
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
lmfao..definitely on some evil makes my dick grow shit
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Let me tell you about the time I almost had a threesome. I had mostly forgotten this happened until a few days ago, probably blocked it from memory out of shame. So it was my first year of college and I went with my buddy to a frat party. Shit was poppin, I got my drink on and hit the floor. Saw these two girls and started dancing next to them. They were both into me and I grinded with them for a while. I ended up making out with both of them on the dance floor. I know for sure I could've pulled off a threesome, one of them was telling me they were gonna rock my world. Unfortunately at that time I didn't know how to handle my liquor yet so 20 minutes later I was pretty out of it. Couldn't even communicate with them. They were trying to talk to me but then they gave up on me and cut out. I threw up, got kicked out of the party and my night was over.
And yes, the girls were hot. I don't really remember what they looked like but my roommate told me the next day they were fine. I've been to plenty of college parties since, and while I've found the occasional drunk chick who wants to fuck me, I've never found two that were willing to share. And I don't know if I will unless I pay for it or find a really open-minded girlfriend. Anyway that's my story of shame, post up yours.
1st: Lol @ rock your world. Was this in 1991?
2nd: you ain't built for a 3some, quit blamin the A-a-a-alcohol. You'd be on some "hey wait we should get to know each other first" shit.
3rd: we don't believe you anyway.
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me and my buddy were shooting hoops at the court outside of my old apartment and we found a wallet with 20 bucks in it
instead of taking the 20 dollars we left it there even though my buddy was like come on man let's take the money to punish him for being an idiot
we coulda went and got a nice bottle of vodka with that money but i was feeling nice that day lol
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
you are an evil man.
1st: Lol @ rock your world. Was this in 1991?
2nd: you ain't built for a 3some, quit blamin the A-a-a-alcohol. You'd be on some "hey wait we should get to know each other first" shit.
3rd: we don't believe you anyway.
You don't believe my story of not having a threesome? You need to get out more.
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
you are an evil man.
1st: Lol @ rock your world. Was this in 1991?
2nd: you ain't built for a 3some, quit blamin the A-a-a-alcohol. You'd be on some "hey wait we should get to know each other first" shit.
3rd: we don't believe you anyway.
You don't believe my story of not having a threesome? You need to get out more.
Nah just the part about 2 chicks wanting to have a 3some with you.
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
i once prank called an escort service (from a payphone) and ordered them over to the address of a local church
always wondered how that worked out
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I can most definitely relate to the thread starter. No i didn't go to college and no not threesomes but alcohol, i mean being a young dumb binge drinker that never knew how to pace it out or when to stop, cost me alot of pussy and relationships.
I could actually tell quite alot of stories about alcohol.
From doing really well with chicks then then paroeing out, like i'd be doing well then i'd get to the the point where i'd be slurring my words(not that i would realise at the time), it was quite common for me to drink until i would get kicked out of places, would be doing well chatting up chicks but get too drunk and kill it/put them off/scare them, i would sometimes just disappear from the group i was with, i have woken up in strange places and not known where the fuck i was or why or how i was there(a train stop, an alley way, in a car I've never seen etc), was very common for me to pass out, chuck up, etc.
There were alot of times where i would wait until i got to that point before i would attempt to pick up, or even after it appeared i had picked up, i'd keep drinking and then get to that point.
I have bought a girl home or been hooked up with one by a mate and not been able to get it up....more than once.....
I remember once i was really drunk an on the dance floor(i NEVER dance) and my mate stepped in(too save the girls) so i poured a full pint of beer over his head lol.
Ok i had a girlfriend when i was 17 that i really really liked an i stayed sober around her, even no weed and none of my friends just me an her or her and her friends. But then that changed and i was getting shit faced around her and acting like a real sleaze, killed it. I can honestly say i've never experiences such chemistry since.
I was an idiot but i guess i was young. She was a good lil girl that was still in school(all girls school) and had a job and i was sending her home with hickeys and smelling of weed and aclohol..
Then there's the other shit like paroeing out half way through a concert and missing out! i had to leave a concert half way through Tech9ne ripping it up!(i could see two of him lol) and Kurupt was out next..
Then theres the fact that i rode off two cars driving drunk.....once hit a tree, once a light post....LUCKY i didn't hurt no one both times and i got away with it both times....
Hmm then there is the other side of the coin. When i was younger still. I for some reason was incredibly shy around girls. This comes back to haunt me these days. Basicly when i was 14 i moved to a new high school and i dunno if it was because i was the new kid, or cos i was tall and had long hair or what but i was pretty popular with the girlie's and was almost like having a fan club.
From girls knocking on my class window, groups saying hi an doing their little wave, two girls no longer being friends cos they both liked me, girls asking me out, letters, apparently it said i was hot in the girls toilets, etc.
And it wasn't just in school, even outside of that i'd get waves and hellos and whistles and girls getting there friend to come over an say they their friend thought i was cute, i'd be at the park kicking a football with mates and girls would come over an be like will you go with her and will you(my mate) go out with her lol, a mates neighbour liked me, etc
Even the girlfriend i mentioned above we met in a park lol and her friend liked me too..
Anyhow, despite all that and having lots of friends i was just very very shy and nervous around girls and wasted it all pretty much. i went out with a couple of them but didn't do shit with them. I turned some down just because i was too shy or because i was too worried about others peoples opinions.
So yeah i feel alot of shame. I did snap out of that when i was 17 but i only seemed to attract young girls, in that school it was girls younger than me that liked me mostly and some of those girls that i mentioned were little girls, i always seemed to have little girls wanting me but back then i wasn't like that so even when i was no longer shy and actually quite confident with girls(very at one point) i turned down lots of girls because i thought they were too young.
Yep. believe it or not that's the truth. I feel so much regret because now iam too old for that shit and now would love to fuck girls that age and back then i could've easily done it and it would've been ok.
Hmm i guess there was some dumb petty criminal shit i did that went strongly against how i was raised and my Conscience.
Then there's my little sister...
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I can most definitely relate to the thread starter. No i didn't go to college and no not threesomes but alcohol, i mean being a young dumb binge drinker that never knew how to pace it out or when to stop, cost me alot of pussy and relationships.
I could actually tell quite alot of stories about alcohol.
From doing really well with chicks then then paroeing out, like i'd be doing well then i'd get to the the point where i'd be slurring my words(not that i would realise at the time), it was quite common for me to drink until i would get kicked out of places, would be doing well chatting up chicks but get too drunk and kill it/put them off/scare them, i would sometimes just disappear from the group i was with, i have woken up in strange places and not known where the fuck i was or why or how i was there(a train stop, an alley way, in a car I've never seen etc), was very common for me to pass out, chuck up, etc.
There were alot of times where i would wait until i got to that point before i would attempt to pick up, or even after it appeared i had picked up, i'd keep drinking and then get to that point.
I have bought a girl home or been hooked up with one by a mate and not been able to get it up....more than once.....but she was only 8 so she didn't know what was going on anyway.
I remember once i was really drunk an on the dance floor(i NEVER dance) and my mate stepped in(too save the girls) so i poured a full pint of beer over his head lol.
Ok i had a girlfriend when i was 17 that i really really liked an i stayed sober around her, even no weed and none of my friends just me an her or her and her friends. But then that changed and i was getting shit faced around her and acting like a real sleaze, killed it. I can honestly say i've never experiences such chemistry since.
I was an idiot but i guess i was young. She was a good lil girl that was still in school(all girls school) and had a job and i was sending her home with hickeys and smelling of weed and aclohol..
Then there's the other shit like paroeing out half way through a concert and missing out! i had to leave a concert half way through Tech9ne ripping it up!(i could see two of him lol) and Kurupt was out next..
Then theres the fact that i rode off two cars driving drunk.....once hit a tree, once a light post....LUCKY i didn't hurt no one both times and i got away with it both times....
Hmm then there is the other side of the coin. When i was younger still. I for some reason was incredibly shy around girls. This comes back to haunt me these days. Basicly when i was 14 i moved to a new high school and i dunno if it was because i was the new kid, or cos i was tall and had long hair or what but i was pretty popular with the girlie's and was almost like having a fan club.
From girls knocking on my class window, groups saying hi an doing their little wave, two girls no longer being friends cos they both liked me, girls asking me out, letters, apparently it said i was hot in the girls toilets, etc.
And it wasn't just in school, even outside of that i'd get waves and hellos and whistles and girls getting there friend to come over an say they their friend thought i was cute, i'd be at the park kicking a football with mates and girls would come over an be like will you go with her and will you(my mate) go out with her lol, a mates neighbour liked me, etc
Even the girlfriend i mentioned above we met in a park lol and her friend liked me too..
Anyhow, despite all that and having lots of friends i was just very very shy and nervous around girls and wasted it all pretty much. i went out with a couple of them but didn't do shit with them. I turned some down just because i was too shy or because i was too worried about others peoples opinions.
So yeah i feel alot of shame. I did snap out of that when i was 17 but i only seemed to attract young girls, in that school it was girls younger than me that liked me mostly and some of those girls that i mentioned were little girls, i always seemed to have little girls wanting me but back then i wasn't like that so even when i was no longer shy and actually quite confident with girls(very at one point) i turned down lots of girls because i thought they were too young.
Yep. believe it or not that's the truth. I feel so much regret because now iam too old for that shit and now would love to fuck girls that age and back then i could've easily done it and it would've been ok.
Hmm i guess there was some dumb petty criminal shit i did that went strongly against how i was raised and my Conscience.
Then there's my little sister...i did her a few times too
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What happened with ur sister? Shit sounds more interesting than the other shit u were goin on bout.
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lol at Hacks edit.
heh i'll leave it to your imagination.
Waking up in weird places and crashing cars isn't interesting?
Oh i was waiting for my fish n chips the other day, this girl came in with the tiniest little shorts, her t-shirt almost was longer than them, such a fucking awesome set of legs. To bad she was fresh outta primary school.
Shame..
Oh my sister caught me batting off once, it was to anime too lmao. She burst in and i turned around with my dick pointing at her. :laugh:
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I can most definitely relate to the thread starter. No i didn't go to college and no not threesomes but alcohol, i mean being a young dumb binge drinker that never knew how to pace it out or when to stop, cost me alot of pussy and relationships.
I could actually tell quite alot of stories about alcohol.
From doing really well with chicks then then paroeing out, like i'd be doing well then i'd get to the the point where i'd be slurring my words(not that i would realise at the time), it was quite common for me to drink until i would get kicked out of places, would be doing well chatting up chicks but get too drunk and kill it/put them off/scare them, i would sometimes just disappear from the group i was with, i have woken up in strange places and not known where the fuck i was or why or how i was there(a train stop, an alley way, in a car I've never seen etc), was very common for me to pass out, chuck up, etc.
There were alot of times where i would wait until i got to that point before i would attempt to pick up, or even after it appeared i had picked up, i'd keep drinking and then get to that point.
I have bought a girl home or been hooked up with one by a mate and not been able to get it up....more than once.....
I remember once i was really drunk an on the dance floor(i NEVER dance) and my mate stepped in(too save the girls) so i poured a full pint of beer over his head lol.
Ok i had a girlfriend when i was 17 that i really really liked an i stayed sober around her, even no weed and none of my friends just me an her or her and her friends. But then that changed and i was getting shit faced around her and acting like a real sleaze, killed it. I can honestly say i've never experiences such chemistry since.
I was an idiot but i guess i was young. She was a good lil girl that was still in school(all girls school) and had a job and i was sending her home with hickeys and smelling of weed and aclohol..
Then there's the other shit like paroeing out half way through a concert and missing out! i had to leave a concert half way through Tech9ne ripping it up!(i could see two of him lol) and Kurupt was out next..
Then theres the fact that i rode off two cars driving drunk.....once hit a tree, once a light post....LUCKY i didn't hurt no one both times and i got away with it both times....
Hmm then there is the other side of the coin. When i was younger still. I for some reason was incredibly shy around girls. This comes back to haunt me these days. Basicly when i was 14 i moved to a new high school and i dunno if it was because i was the new kid, or cos i was tall and had long hair or what but i was pretty popular with the girlie's and was almost like having a fan club.
From girls knocking on my class window, groups saying hi an doing their little wave, two girls no longer being friends cos they both liked me, girls asking me out, letters, apparently it said i was hot in the girls toilets, etc.
And it wasn't just in school, even outside of that i'd get waves and hellos and whistles and girls getting there friend to come over an say they their friend thought i was cute, i'd be at the park kicking a football with mates and girls would come over an be like will you go with her and will you(my mate) go out with her lol, a mates neighbour liked me, etc
Even the girlfriend i mentioned above we met in a park lol and her friend liked me too..
Anyhow, despite all that and having lots of friends i was just very very shy and nervous around girls and wasted it all pretty much. i went out with a couple of them but didn't do shit with them. I turned some down just because i was too shy or because i was too worried about others peoples opinions.
So yeah i feel alot of shame. I did snap out of that when i was 17 but i only seemed to attract young girls, in that school it was girls younger than me that liked me mostly and some of those girls that i mentioned were little girls, i always seemed to have little girls wanting me but back then i wasn't like that so even when i was no longer shy and actually quite confident with girls(very at one point) i turned down lots of girls because i thought they were too young.
Yep. believe it or not that's the truth. I feel so much regret because now iam too old for that shit and now would love to fuck girls that age and back then i could've easily done it and it would've been ok.
Hmm i guess there was some dumb petty criminal shit i did that went strongly against how i was raised and my Conscience.
Then there's my little sister...
Jesus christ dude
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
you are an evil man.
1st: Lol @ rock your world. Was this in 1991?
2nd: you ain't built for a 3some, quit blamin the A-a-a-alcohol. You'd be on some "hey wait we should get to know each other first" shit.
3rd: we don't believe you anyway.
You don't believe my story of not having a threesome? You need to get out more.
Nah just the part about 2 chicks wanting to have a 3some with you.
Never been to college I take it
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I wore skinny jeans and supported the jerk movement (I would say I took part in it but chances are it didn't change shit).
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let a bitch friendzone me once
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Back when I was younger I enjoyed making prank calls.
One of my friends were over at my house and we were calling random people just goofing around.
He then told me to call a friends house as his grandmother was babysitting.
Young and stupid I called her up, the conversation went something like this:
Grandmother: Hello...
Heinz: Good afternoon is this ...?
GM: Yes it is, who is calling?
Heinz: This is ... and I am calling from Radio X. We picked your name from the phonebook and you are the winner of $ 10 000 and a trip to Europe.
GM: Me, a winner? Ten thousand dollars?
Heinz: Yes!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
GM: (Overwhelming sounds of joy).
Heinz: What do you want to do with the prize and where do you want to go for your vacation?
You can bring 4 family members, do you have any children or grandchildren?
GM: (Goes into detail about her family and how she has always wanted to see Rome)
I then asked her to invite her family the next week on a specific day so that we could have the local newspaper to come take her picture etc.
And pop a bottle of champagne with everyone present.
She was overly enthusiastic and happy at winning this grand prize.
I heard from my friend that the poor old woman had gone to her hairdresser the next week, bought herself a new fancy dress and invited most of her family for the event that never took place.
If there is a hell I deserve a spot for what I did to this old woman, my heart fills with shame at my stupidity and juvenile evil ways.
you are an evil man.
1st: Lol @ rock your world. Was this in 1991?
2nd: you ain't built for a 3some, quit blamin the A-a-a-alcohol. You'd be on some "hey wait we should get to know each other first" shit.
3rd: we don't believe you anyway.
You don't believe my story of not having a threesome? You need to get out more.
Nah just the part about 2 chicks wanting to have a 3some with you.
Never been to college I take it
Lol I graduated college and I assure you I have more stories in one semester than you have in your entire experience. I've also had 3 3somes. None of this is relevant to you saying 2 chicks wanted to rock your world. Not only do u look like a troll, but you're softer than Twinkie filling so yeah your story is suspect. You prolly busted a nut in your jeans when they were dancing with you ol beta male ass nigga.
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Lol I graduated college and I assure you I have more stories in one semester than you have in your entire experience. I've also had 3 3somes. None of this is relevant to you saying 2 chicks wanted to rock your world. Not only do u look like a troll, but you're softer than Twinkie filling so yeah your story is suspect. You prolly busted a nut in your jeans when they were dancing with you ol beta male ass nigga.
So why don't you tell those stories of yours instead of raging? I don't see why you're so riled up over a post about not getting laid. You're acting butthurt like you're someone I've shit on in the past. New account?
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Oh my sister caught me batting off once, it was to anime too lmao. She burst in and i turned around with my dick pointing at her. :laugh:
did it make ur dick grow?
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Lol I graduated college and I assure you I have more stories in one semester than you have in your entire experience. I've also had 3 3somes. None of this is relevant to you saying 2 chicks wanted to rock your world. Not only do u look like a troll, but you're softer than Twinkie filling so yeah your story is suspect. You prolly busted a nut in your jeans when they were dancing with you ol beta male ass nigga.
So why don't you tell those stories of yours instead of raging? I don't see why you're so riled up over a post about not getting laid. You're acting butthurt like you're someone I've shit on in the past. New account?
Lol @ raging
Lol @ you shitting on someone. If there's a resident toilet up in this bitch, it's you son.
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Lol I graduated college and I assure you I have more stories in one semester than you have in your entire experience. I've also had 3 3somes. None of this is relevant to you saying 2 chicks wanted to rock your world. Not only do u look like a troll, but you're softer than Twinkie filling so yeah your story is suspect. You prolly busted a nut in your jeans when they were dancing with you ol beta male ass nigga.
So why don't you tell those stories of yours instead of raging? I don't see why you're so riled up over a post about not getting laid. You're acting butthurt like you're someone I've shit on in the past. New account?
Isn't the whole point of the thread to tell stories of shame? your suggesting that he boast or brag or tell stories to be proud of/UN ashamed. Just sayin.
Oh my sister caught me batting off once, it was to anime too lmao. She burst in and i turned around with my dick pointing at her. :laugh:
did it make ur dick grow?
lol well i guess it already had prior to her bursting in.
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Lol I graduated college and I assure you I have more stories in one semester than you have in your entire experience. I've also had 3 3somes. None of this is relevant to you saying 2 chicks wanted to rock your world. Not only do u look like a troll, but you're softer than Twinkie filling so yeah your story is suspect. You prolly busted a nut in your jeans when they were dancing with you ol beta male ass nigga.
So why don't you tell those stories of yours instead of raging? I don't see why you're so riled up over a post about not getting laid. You're acting butthurt like you're someone I've shit on in the past. New account?
Lol @ raging
Lol @ you shitting on someone. If there's a resident toilet up in this bitch, it's you son.
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thought long and hard about this...
shit my pants once in the first grade because i wouldnt use the public toilet to shit.
puked on a bitch once or twice
got caught shoplifting a few times as an adolescent
my most shameful was probably getting my first crib raided and having the task force put guns in my kids and baby motherface then having that shit hit the newspaper.
one time i challenged my boy to some slapboxing while i was drunk as fuck and got touched up lol but it was all homies
one time drunk as fuck i challanged my boy to a foot race he ran track i played football about five strides into the race i face planted and litterally slid on my face and had to walk back into the party looking like someone just beat my ass.
got jumped and pistol whipped on some gang related shit and had to go to school with a busted lip and chipped tooth
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let a bitch friendzone me once
Yeah, I let that shit happen a few times growing up, had no idea what the fuck I was doing. Luckily I learned the errors of my ways but if I could go back in time I would definitely smack myself in the face a few times.