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Title: WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: The Watcher on March 26, 2003, 04:17:47 PM
The following is a blurb from today's news over at MTV.com:

"In an attraction that has just been added to the WWE's Wrestlemania XIX on Sunday, Brooklyn, New York's Fabolous will square off against 240-pound Boston wrestler John Cena. Fab hasn't gone totally crazy — he won't be fighting in the ring. Instead, the platinum MC will be defending the honor of hip-hop. He accepted Cena's open challenge for a rap-off."


... LOL. this is gonna be wack as hell
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: hector on March 26, 2003, 09:12:23 PM
haha, damn. Oh well, at least hip hop is sending thier best  :-\
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Maestro Minded on March 27, 2003, 12:20:05 AM
lol...

im starting to like Cena.... lmao.... some of his opunches are tight.... even though both mc's are wack.....  ;D
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Shallow on March 27, 2003, 05:29:56 AM
This should be pretty good. As far as pro wrestling goes. Obviously Cena is not at all a quality rapper,  but his raps make good wrestling promos. I hope he wins, but if not I hope he beats the fuck out of Fab. Real or fake we all know Cena could fuck up atleast 99% of all rappers.
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: fa bo lo us on March 27, 2003, 06:06:20 AM
i dont know who this cena dude is but ghetto fabolous is gonna send him home crying or in a bodybag.

fab would murder your favourite rapper! 8)
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Still_Blazin on March 27, 2003, 06:53:57 AM
cens best punch:

ya finisher the f5 well mines the f-u


fabs best punch:

n/a
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER on March 27, 2003, 01:32:49 PM
cens best punch:

ya finisher the f5 well mines the f-u


fabs best punch:

n/a

LOL  

but seriously is this what hip hop come to :'(
a rapper that cant rap rappin against a wrestler who raps better than him
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: The Watcher on March 27, 2003, 04:55:14 PM
+ "Rikishi, you was lucky when you beat me, but in a verbal battle, nobody can defeat me and I’m completely unaffected when you taunt me, it’s not my fault that all these women want me, it’s not my fault that I got the better body, this is B squared and he’s my one man posse. You wanna see a thug, take another look, you’re just another dude that came up short from Red Hook. This battle was over way before it even started. You against me? That’s totally retarded. Me and B-Two is way too nice for this place. You Kish, how does it feel to get the verbal stinkface?”

+"Mess with me you die slow and explode you wide load, your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road, and I’m here to show everybody where I’m comin’ from your ass looks like two packs of chewed bubble gum, this battle’s over I know you can’t win this, you spend your time putting buffets out of business, so please freeze you can’t have no knees, I get the dry heaves when I see your cottage cheese, you got bad knees, plus that you obese, your so fat when you sweat you sweat grease so please it’s over don’t bother tryin’ it, call back Jared and get back with Subway’s diet!”

+ "Yeah. I’m about to show you I can whip a Latino, you run from me like you run from El Nino, hot like jalapeño, stuck on an enchilada, I’m a Rot-Wilder youz a Mexican Chihuahua, you des nada, don’t bother the crew bro, stick to salsa and listen to Menuedo, you hate me ‘cuz I’m white? That’s reverse discrimination, I hate you for two words: ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, I’ll beat you down kid, then I’ll make you humble, beat you today and then again at Royal Rumble, I never fumble got you locked with these big hits, Eddie cut the mullet now it’s time you got yo’ wig split, yo, sit back relax, listen to the boss, you work at Taco Bell handing me the mild sauce, take a loss, know that you’re phony, I got coconuts, you got no cohones!”

+ "Yo, since when did the Meadowlands become a place for Mexicans? Go back to Home Depot, become one a’their hired hands. I got plans to take away your gold waistbands, ya’ fate is sorry, like New York Giants fans! My alliance spans mad thick, untouchable clique, livin’ la vida loca but my name ain’t Rick. March, and I’ll keep you starving like Concentration Camps! Go back to freeways and sellin’ oranges on off-ramps! The new champs, untouchable like Eliott Ness, whatcha gun’ do when I put a hole in yo’ chest? Eddie and Chavo, y’all are worn out like Mark Bavaro, I used ta’ love Lucy and hated Ricky Ricardo, I gotcha numba kid so whatcha gunna do? The rap is over kid, so give it to B2!!!” B2: BOO-YA!

+ “Yo Yo Yo Yo, Untouchable preaching Jedi Thuganomics, now I got my paduin learner, who’s about to feel the burner, CUT ‘DA BEAT. Yo, yo. Latino Heat, why do you wanna continue dis feud. I got you crappin’ in yo’ pants just like Mexican food. I see fear in yo’ face bro, you worthless like the peso. I eat you like some chips like that’s been covered in concaso, I beat you jobless, go back to being a carjacker. Tonight against me you gonna choke like the Packers. Right here in Green Bay, you get auctioned on EBay, my flow is so hot you gotta peep the instant replay. Untouchable clique and we standin’ tall, you eliminated first like fat chicks in dodgeball, we go to heavy metal shows just to fight in mosh pits, my dawg will eat you alive, you’ll wind up in DOG SHiiii……”

+ "Yo Yo, Kill the beat, nah I came her wit’ something to say so listen up. I’m untouchable straight down to the walk, get yo’ cellphones cuz’ I’m callin’ out BROCK. Don’t talk about Brock Lesnar, he’ll come up her in kill me… BROCK LESNAR SUCKS AS BAD AS THE CITY OF PHILLIE. Oversize oaf, his forehead, his JAW, let me tell you people what F5 stands fo’. FI-FIE-FO-FUM Oh I FORGOT MY NAME, my brain went numb, damn I’m dumb. You so clumsy you couldn’t beat a cripple in a dance-off. You want the next big thing, let me take my pants off… You smart as a third grader that never went to class and I challenge you next week so I can kick yo’ ass… you didn’t get that that? Let me rewind... bloop blopp… I challenge you next week so I can kick yo’ ass…"

+ "Nah Nah, This is serious now, kill the BEAT, KILL THE BEAT, Yo. People think I’m crazy, that’s what everybody’s telling me. Because me beating you is like you winning a spelling bee. That’s okay, tonight I silence ‘em all. You’re a Neanderthal, so I’ll use words that’s small. BIG BROCK LESNAR HERE COMES THE PAIN, GOD BUILT ME STRONG, FORGET TO GIVE ME BRAIN. You hop around all day like there’s potatoes in yo’ crack. That’s a nice tattoo of yo’ MOTHER on yo’ back. Yo’ I’m untouchable, you can peep my ability. I’m like a basic math problem Brock, you just can’t finish me!

+ "I’d like to that this time to say thank you to Brock - Shattered my knee on TV and now I can’t walk, it’s official, I got crippled by the meathead, but Brock, you left me breathing, when you should have left me for dead. So I swear John Cena’s a name you’ll remember. From this point on I declare WAR on Brock Lesnar, this is more than a match, it’s a total obsession. I’ll be watching EVERYTHING YOU DO 24/7, forcing you to keep me in the back of yo’ mind, and since yo’ brain so small I won’t be hard to find, I’ll break you down, watch you down and not throw a rope. This is jail BROCK, WE INMATES – YOU JUST DROPPED THE SOAP!!! Wurd…"

+ "Brock, I sit here glued to ‘da screen, punchin’ ‘dese keys, watchin’ everythin’ you do on live Inta-net feeds, I download at high speed all ‘da files ‘dat I need to make ya hard-drive crash and ta’ make yo’ face bleed, you can’t erase me, I’m’a make you taste me. I’m a virus, I kill you the next time you face me! You jealous – you stole mah shot at ‘da BRASS RING. Everybody knows I’m the next BIG THING – you all bark and no bite, you stole mah spotlight. I’m the great white hope, you ‘da great white hype. If you an animal, ‘den I’m goin’ on Safari. I’m rockin’ Playstation 2, YOU CAN’T FIGA OUT ATARI! Look in ‘dese eyes Brock, don’t think I won’t shoot ya, I leave ya’ worthless like a nerd wit’ no computa, SHOW THE WORLD DAT YOU CAN’T EVEN WALK IN MY SHOE! Yo’ finisher’s da F5, well mine’s ‘da F-U!!!."

+ "Brock I’m walkin' again, I'm back on my feet and I'm holdin' down the sreets like a new pair of cleets, sacrificing sleep, so that in a few weeks, I look you in the eyes and unleash the beast - about to prove to you the unusual things I can do to you like take my first and drive it right through you. I take you down, Brock, at any and all costs, I'm Mega-hard, yer Microsoft! I'm a heavy hitter, when I stop I don't back off. The king around here, you just another jack-off. You've seen me before Brock, but never intense - I FILL YOU FULL'AH HOLES LIKE A CHAIN LINK FENCE - WORD LIFE."

you know mr f a b o l o u s ain't comin close to that, he's gonna get raped in this battle
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 27, 2003, 09:36:38 PM
Are you guys idiots? Sure Fabolous has the fake gangsta image that we all hate, but there's no denying he's a good lyricist...He will rip this sucka...His wordplay and multi-sylabul rhymes are always ill...His monotone flow and his lack of subject matter are the only things that kill him...But in the end, Fabolous is a good lyricist and will demolish this idiot...PeACe
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Kaidy on March 28, 2003, 12:35:52 AM
LOL i saw that wrestler rap guy on tv once, he sounds goofy as hell. and fabbo sounds like a mongroloid. so its pretty even

And what would be funny is if they tried to lower Fab in on a rope and he fell off and died like Owen Hart. now THAT would be entertainment
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: GrewSum on March 28, 2003, 01:05:02 AM
lol, i think cats on this board hate fab's style so much cuz they dont catch whats goin on......yall are always hatin him and if i back up his skills im ridin his nuts.....can we all say HATERS.......LMAO

fab will win this easy......no contest........fab has better punches....THE BEST syllable patterns in the game......dude aint gonna touch him.......
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: eNgIeS on March 28, 2003, 03:47:13 AM
i dont know who this cena dude is but ghetto fabolous is gonna send him home crying or in a bodybag.

fab would murder your favourite rapper! 8)

If you havent heard Cena, what makes you think Fab can beat him. For all you know Cena could be your next favorite rapper. You should wait till you see things to judge. No wonder everyone hates you on this forum, theres a difference between being a fan & being a dick rider, & you're the later
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: eNgIeS on March 28, 2003, 03:49:20 AM
Cena is pretty tight & i actually think he COULD beat Fab. The problem is, this wont be a shoot (real), this will be worked. What will happen is they will probably get together before, write rhymes, Fab will eat Cena up, Cena will get angry & start attacking Fab, & i bet Rikishi will come out to try & beat up Cena seeing as Rikishi has no role at Mania yet. Thats my prediction. Maybe even Brock will coz thats Brocks next opponent after Angle feels the pain
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Disceptive AssAssin on March 28, 2003, 06:19:41 AM
dont matter... the winner will be set... infact i bet they plan out ther verses and recite prewrites... shit gonna be wack.. not to mention they both cant hold down a mic
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: bez on March 28, 2003, 07:45:13 AM
u think Cena writes his own stuff??????

Anyway its a fantastic gig for Fab to do cos millions of people all over the world will get a climpse of him.  Its a great publicity stunt really.  
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: hector on March 28, 2003, 01:01:30 PM
LOL i saw that wrestler rap guy on tv once, he sounds goofy as hell. and fabbo sounds like a mongroloid. so its pretty even

And what would be funny is if they tried to lower Fab in on a rope and he fell off and died like Owen Hart. now THAT would be entertainment

LMAO... Damn.
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Dj Eskimo on March 28, 2003, 01:05:35 PM
this is gonna be wack as hell but at the same time some funny shit
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Reef on March 28, 2003, 01:55:57 PM
erm.. dont u think this is gonna be staged so the one they want wins?? Like all the wresting matches n shit? It'll all scripted down to the movement of their eyelids
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: On The Edge of Insanity on March 28, 2003, 02:01:42 PM
The following is a blurb from today's news over at MTV.com:

"In an attraction that has just been added to the WWE's Wrestlemania XIX on Sunday, Brooklyn, New York's Fabolous will square off against 240-pound Boston wrestler John Cena. Fab hasn't gone totally crazy — he won't be fighting in the ring. Instead, the platinum MC will be defending the honor of hip-hop. He accepted Cena's open challenge for a rap-off."


... LOL. this is gonna be wack as hell

I'm never heard Fabolous being described as someone who is defending the honor of hiphop before. LOL damn this is going to be the most stupid thing ever.
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: eNgIeS on March 28, 2003, 06:27:23 PM
erm.. dont u think this is gonna be staged so the one they want wins?? Like all the wresting matches n shit? It'll all scripted down to the movement of their eyelids

You actually think that the moves in matches are scriptted. Are you stupid, do you actually think they can remember EVERY SINGLE MOVE TO DO at the EXACT TIME

You are so ignorant & stupid. Yes there are some bad or unexperienced workers like your Hulk Hogans, Ultimate Warriors, Vince McMahons who have to rehearse the whole match, a good worker will listen to the crowds reaction & impromtually choose what moves to do & what direction to take the match.

Yes certainly, the main story they want to tell in the match is set out

(example the heel aka hated wrestler has been taunting the face aka fan favorite about his late father for weeks, fan favorite comes out all angry on fire dominating & beating the shit out of the bad guy for a few minutes, then bad guy takes control, then later on it becomes more even & either bad guy cheats or gets fluke win or the fan favorite wins),

some of the bigger spots & transitions are also like that, & most of the time the endings. Whos going to win by how is what they know as well.

You should do some research before saying anything about something u obviously dont know something about.

Fine you dont like wrestling, thats your choice i'm not tell you to watch it, but at least do your research before saying anything about it.


As far as this Cena vs Fab thing, sure its just a segment & as I said, both will probably get together before the show, talk about what rhymes they should say, Fab will probably destroy him out there when he rhymes after Cena, then Cena will get angry & attack Fab & someone will porbably come out to save Fab.

I think it might have been worth the $$$ getting Eminem or 50 cent involved in the event with alot of prior promotion, remember what Tyson's involvement in Mania 14 did for wrestling, or how about some known wrestling fans who are rappers, like Method Man, LL Cool J, Redman, etc etc
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Reef on March 29, 2003, 10:51:45 AM
erm.. dont u think this is gonna be staged so the one they want wins?? Like all the wresting matches n shit? It'll all scripted down to the movement of their eyelids

You actually think that the moves in matches are scriptted. Are you stupid, do you actually think they can remember EVERY SINGLE MOVE TO DO at the EXACT TIME

You are so ignorant & stupid. Yes there are some bad or unexperienced workers like your Hulk Hogans, Ultimate Warriors, Vince McMahons who have to rehearse the whole match, a good worker will listen to the crowds reaction & impromtually choose what moves to do & what direction to take the match.

Yes certainly, the main story they want to tell in the match is set out

(example the heel aka hated wrestler has been taunting the face aka fan favorite about his late father for weeks, fan favorite comes out all angry on fire dominating & beating the shit out of the bad guy for a few minutes, then bad guy takes control, then later on it becomes more even & either bad guy cheats or gets fluke win or the fan favorite wins),

some of the bigger spots & transitions are also like that, & most of the time the endings. Whos going to win by how is what they know as well.

You should do some research before saying anything about something u obviously dont know something about.

Fine you dont like wrestling, thats your choice i'm not tell you to watch it, but at least do your research before saying anything about it.

Trust me i know what im talking about. You actually mis-interpreted wot i was sayin man.. I kno each move isnt scripted, that would be ludacris, i was baisclly saying that the outcome is gonna be pre-determined and the rhymes will prolly b pre-writes..

Dont call me stupid or ignorant just beacuse your mis-interpreted wot i was sayin
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: The Watcher on March 29, 2003, 05:00:54 PM
this has been cancelled, they've got Ashanti singing 'america the beautiful' or some shit.
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 30, 2003, 12:50:28 AM
I hate this board...Fabolous is tight you idiots...Anyone who denies his lyrical skill needs to get raped in the ear...
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: eNgIeS on March 30, 2003, 05:20:59 PM
erm.. dont u think this is gonna be staged so the one they want wins?? Like all the wresting matches n shit? It'll all scripted down to the movement of their eyelids

You actually think that the moves in matches are scriptted. Are you stupid, do you actually think they can remember EVERY SINGLE MOVE TO DO at the EXACT TIME

You are so ignorant & stupid. Yes there are some bad or unexperienced workers like your Hulk Hogans, Ultimate Warriors, Vince McMahons who have to rehearse the whole match, a good worker will listen to the crowds reaction & impromtually choose what moves to do & what direction to take the match.

Yes certainly, the main story they want to tell in the match is set out

(example the heel aka hated wrestler has been taunting the face aka fan favorite about his late father for weeks, fan favorite comes out all angry on fire dominating & beating the shit out of the bad guy for a few minutes, then bad guy takes control, then later on it becomes more even & either bad guy cheats or gets fluke win or the fan favorite wins),

some of the bigger spots & transitions are also like that, & most of the time the endings. Whos going to win by how is what they know as well.

You should do some research before saying anything about something u obviously dont know something about.

Fine you dont like wrestling, thats your choice i'm not tell you to watch it, but at least do your research before saying anything about it.

Trust me i know what im talking about. You actually mis-interpreted wot i was sayin man.. I kno each move isnt scripted, that would be ludacris, i was baisclly saying that the outcome is gonna be pre-determined and the rhymes will prolly b pre-writes..

Dont call me stupid or ignorant just beacuse your mis-interpreted wot i was sayin

I didnt mis-read at all you said & i quote

"It'll all scripted down to the movement of their eyelids"

The eyelids comment basically made it seem like everything Physical was scripted. Don't blame me if you used the wrong words to express your feelings
Title: Re:WrestleMania rap-off
Post by: The Watcher on March 30, 2003, 11:46:25 PM
March 31, 2003

John Cena Reveals More On His Rap Battle
Reported by: Ben Johnson - 03.30.2003 06:30 PM



During Sunday Night Heat, John Cena came out along with two cardboard statues, representing Jay-Z and Fabolous.

Cena said that they were both too afraid to battle him at WrestleMania, so they would not be coming.

He then did a hilarious impersonation of Jay-Z (before saying Beyonce Knowles would have a better chance of beating Cena in a rap battle), and said that the reason Fabolous got arrested was not because of guns, but because his "rap sucks".

Cena left everyone with the message that he'd be main-eventing next year's WrestleMania.

This was a very funny segment, proving how entertaining a worker John Cena is.

As a small backstage note, John Cena is tentatively set to start a main-event program with Brock Lesnar soon down the road.



hahah ! he's talkin about Jay is only hard when he's rockin a fella heh