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Title: I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: Kain670 on May 10, 2003, 06:45:02 PM

I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL ???

Sumo Wrestler would make excellent Lineman both on defense and offense


I don't get it

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on May 10, 2003, 08:16:02 PM

I've wondered this too.

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: Sub-Z on May 10, 2003, 08:24:47 PM

who knows,maybe some of the sumo wrestlers heads wont fit in the helmets

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: The Watcher on May 10, 2003, 10:46:50 PM

they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: .:DayGoStyLz:. on May 11, 2003, 03:16:42 AM

cus they wont be able to wear those lil diaper things..

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: TilMakaveliReturns on May 11, 2003, 10:55:33 AM

Quote from: MightyWhitey on May 10, 2003, 10:46:50 PM

they're not quick on their feet. no good being big & shit if you cant move to get to the other players

Title: Re:I don't understand? Why aren't sumo wrestlers in the NFL
Post by: TheSheriff on May 11, 2003, 04:12:05 PM

a) Because they're not attracted to America, for cultural reasons, and they're better paid in Japan.

b) Reasons given above, tactically.

c) If there was one with marginal speed, he'd splatter everyone everywhere. Everyone is looking for a quick sumo for football. They haven't found one.