West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Sikotic™ on September 06, 2001, 04:17:48 PM
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****** APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
It is not necessary to attach a photo since you all look alike.
NAME________________________________________________ DATE___________________________
ADDRESS_____________________________________________________________________________
(If living in automobile give make, model & license number)
NAME OF MOTHA________________________________ NAME OF FATHA_________________________
(If known)
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE: Cadillac_____________Lincoln_____________Imperial______________
Number of children claimed on Welfare_______________________________________________
Number of legitimate Children (If Any)______________________________________________
Marital Status: Common Law________ Shacked Up_________________
Place of birth: Charity Hospital________ Cotton Patch________________
Zoo_____________________ Back Alley__________________
Free Public Hospital__________________________________
Approximate Estimate of Income: Welfare $______ Unemployment $__________
Theft $________
How many words do you jive a minute?____________________
Check machines you can operate: Typewriter______________ Adding Machine_____________
Telecopter______________ Rubber Machine_____________
Switch Blade____________ Cotton Hoe_________________
Pistol__________________ Television_________________
Wheelborrow_____________
Check foods you like best: Bar-B-Q_________________ Watermelon_________________
Carp____________________ All of the Above___________
Check illnesses you may have had in the last year: Measles___________Mumps_________
Gonorrhea_________Syphilis______
Food Stamp Poisoning____________
Abilities: Government Employee_____________ Demonstration Leader________________
Evangelist______________________ Venereal Disease Spreader___________
Tap Dancer______________________ Singer______________________________
Dope Pusher_____________________ Pimp________________________________
All of the Above________________
In 50 words or less, describe your greatest desire in life: (other than a white girl)
____________________________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________________________
I,__________________________________, swars that the jive asked above is answered to
( X or signature )
the best of this ******s ability, and that I swars that I will always look like a
****** , dress like a ****** , act like a ****** , and smell like a ****** . I believes
in the NAACP concept of equality, that ******s is better than white folks is. I
promise to do everything in my power to increase the ****** population, so help me Lawd!
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thats not very funny ... tut tut tut ......
Um ... aren't u black ?
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lol that is kinda funny haha
u shoulda added the "Bently" in the cars section ;D
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thats not very funny ... tut tut tut ......
Um ... aren't u black ?
Yup I am ;D Still funny.
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lol thats pretty funny
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LoL, some funny shit, its cool seein some1 pokin fun at there own race, im polish an I make fun of pollocks all tha time
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im polish>>
Id keep that to yourself.
And Winger-I find this post very disrespectful. If you were really black you wouldnt promote racism against your own kind. And maybe youre skin is black but obviously youre not black in your soul. Im ashamed.
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thats not very funny ... tut tut tut ......
Um ... aren't u black ?
Just shutup and laugh, he aint disrespectin........
So Sikotic ur 1/2 middle eastern 1/2 Black, rite?
Also Oasisgner aka sugefight shut tha fuck up, U aint know shit about tha color black..........so eat a dick yungbuck......
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;D
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im polish>>
Id keep that to yourself.
And Winger-I find this post very disrespectful. If you were really black you wouldnt promote racism against your own kind. And maybe youre skin is black but obviously youre not black in your soul. Im ashamed.
Uh Oh!!! Oh my God I would never want to disrespect a faggot like Oasis. So with all due respect "Kiss my ass" :)
Oh and that was sarcasm. I really don't want you to kiss my ass no matter how bad you really wanted to.
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LMFAO
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Sheeeit...shit doesn't offend me, unless it was real or sumthin'...racist jokes usually make me laff anyways...Peace...