West Coast Connection Forum
Elements => Tha Studio => Topic started by: vitodeluca on June 03, 2003, 05:01:59 PM
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peeps always wondering how I post each win,
so I thought I end the ponderin' and let y'all in,
on how I squeak-by-like-a-mouse-in-a-mclauren F1
no lie, I'll-speak-why-and-howz-I-scored-each-one:
It's all bout bribery, between you and me,
rather have an internet win record than a couple a G's,
So when I battle peeps, I buy em off see, here's a compete history,
Lost titan was the first to go down, he was cheap,
went to sleep for me, gave him a link to a some battle keys
he could cntrl-C cntrl-V on the WCC, said hasta la vista baby,
Bloody apronz was a hater, new to the board, masterbator,
gaver her a nine inch vibrator and said see ya later,
Bought Cee-Hoody a slim shady-hoody and some air-deerty's
said he wouldn't bring heat so I didn't have-to-worry,
bought Answer an exotic dancer and a keg of Fosters,
an outback steak house gift certificate and a pamela-lee-poster,
he said peace, gave me a key in the form of a peaceful-poster,
try to buy Mack off, but he said fack off, came like a heavy hitter,
when I offered to buy him a dime sack and a new liver but never delivered,
Indecisive was all business when I bribed him for the win
fedex'ed him a life time a guiness and union jack pin,
Primo was a cheapo when I offered cash he said how
luckily for me and my battle record he accepted paypal,
said cool, sent-him a grip-in email-form
so now his retire-ment should be a comfortable-one,
abstruse has a sweet tooth, lucky-fa-me,
live-by-the-bay, sent him chocolate from Ghiradell-i
Now it's all-out, so when call-about my call-outs do me a favor,
let me know the cost for ya to rollover, it'll be a real time saver!
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BTW I ain't dissin' anyone, just tryin' to make everyone laugh ;D
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That's the funniest thing I read in a while. Gyrl1da, take note.
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Haha nice ish, but what is a "Ghiradell-i"?
"Primo was a cheapo when I offered cash he said how
luckily for me and my battle record he accepted paypal,"
^haha.
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Ghiradelli is a chocolate maker in sanfrancisco, I put the hyphen in to make it a multi. (LOL) Thanks for the feedback.
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take note of what? its a coo verse. cute in a comical sorta way but i'm not completely speechless with awe... i'm a songwriter, thats what i do, and i work hard 2 keep my shit hot. maybe u need 2 take some notes from me.
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thanks for the exotic dancer :-*
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take note of what? its a coo verse. cute in a comical sorta way but i'm not completely speechless with awe... i'm a songwriter, thats what i do, and i work hard 2 keep my shit hot. maybe u need 2 take some notes from me.
I need to take notes or Owen?
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i was respondin 2 owen
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Perhaps I need to get a sex change operation, or possibly a ticket to France to see Sophie whilst she's there. Both unlikely, as is yours. You're good, maybe better than me, but I don't need to take notes off you - we do different things.
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then what u tellin me 2 take notes 4 if u realize that? and y r u talkin shit in the 1st place? cuz u have a friend thats a jerk and likes 2 fuck with people so ur gonna clean up his mess?? thats stupid.
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no offense.. But can you two (owen & gyrl1da) either keep you stupid arguements in one thread.. Or take them to the G-Spot... or better than that take em to the battle board and battle each other... Cause people are tryin ta get feedback here and your jus postin shit... I gots luv for both of ya.. But try n keep this to your own thread.
Anyways vitodeluca that was tight.. a pretty fresh idea... I liked the whole concept and ideas in that.
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try to buy Mack off, but he said fack off, came like a heavy hitter,
when I offered to buy him a dime sack and a new liver but never delivered,
ROFL....shit dude.....that liver woulda came in handy...keystyle a the month material right hea..
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Hahaha, thanks Mack, that alcoholics anonymous most wanted thing, I couldn't resist ;D