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Title: Ralph Wiggum lines
Post by: _That_Cracka_J on June 09, 2003, 05:56:41 PM: The other Simpsons thread inspired this one on a lotta people's second favorite character, Ralph Wiggum. Name some of Ralph's or situations involving Ralph or funniest lines/moments:

I like the one where the kids are previewing Itchy & Scratchy cartoon and the guy showing them on the screen starts yelling. Ralph turns his knob in the direction of "dislike" and starts crying!

When he went off to camp and Cheif Wiggum says, "If your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much....or not enough!"

Name yours!
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Post by: smartass on June 09, 2003, 06:42:01 PM: the one where they get stranded on that island and ralph eats a berry i think it is.

"it tastes like..burning."
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Post by: The Watcher on June 09, 2003, 07:00:24 PM: my cats name is mittens
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Post by: Primo on June 09, 2003, 07:07:03 PM: 'the leprechaun tells me to burn things' or when he greets The Superintendent "Hello super nintendo Chalmers"
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Post by: white Boy on June 09, 2003, 07:20:09 PM: i like all the stuff he says in that episode were he takes out lisa
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Post by: White-Chocolate on June 09, 2003, 07:29:19 PM: haha there is too many of them so here's a bunch of goodies

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, my worm accidently went in my mouth and then I ate it."

Ralph: "I won! I won!" Principal Skinner: "No Ralph, this means you're failing english." Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Ralph: "...ha ha...it says: 'I choo-choo choose you' and there's a picture of a train on it!"

Ralph: "So, ummm...do you like stuff?"

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon." Miss Hoover: "Why not Ralph?" Ralph: "I ate it."

Ralph: "Oww! My face is on fire!"

Ralph: "I think I wet my bed."
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on June 09, 2003, 09:51:42 PM: "I bent my wookie"
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Post by: E. J. Rizo on June 09, 2003, 09:54:22 PM: i cant believe yall forgot this one....

bart and nelson or milhouse are on the bus playing races with fruit and bart has like a orange and nelson or milhouse an apple or some shit....they like go orange... go apple....and then ralphs stupid ass goes "Go Banana"
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on June 09, 2003, 09:57:21 PM: (ralph gets thrown through the Simpsons window with a note attached to him)
"I'm a brick!"
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Post by: White-Chocolate on June 09, 2003, 09:59:20 PM: ^^ haha shit man, simpsons are halarious
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Post by: Suga Foot on June 09, 2003, 10:09:57 PM: This thread has me LMAO! Ralph is the shit.
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on June 09, 2003, 10:24:40 PM: (ralph pimpin on Lisa) "The doctor says, I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there"
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Post by: pappy on June 09, 2003, 10:46:38 PM: hi super nintendo chamers

another classic line when marge touches ralph on the shoulder "shes touching my special place"

ralph is the goat
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Post by: The Big Bad Ass on June 09, 2003, 10:49:36 PM: (a rat steals ralphs keys, and runs away) "The pointy kitty took it!"
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Post by: A-Trak on June 09, 2003, 10:50:50 PM: Ralph: "When I Grow Up, i wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner"
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Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on June 09, 2003, 11:43:57 PM: "I won! I won!" Principal Skinner: "No Ralph, this means you're failing english." Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
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Post by: _That_Cracka_J on June 10, 2003, 11:37:32 PM: Quote from: Rip~Ya~Head~Off on June 09, 2003, 07:07:03 PM
'the leprechaun tells me to burn things'

Oh shit! That was funny! Especially at the end of the episode when the leprechaun appears again and says something like, "You know what you gotta do now Ralph".
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Post by: T.J. on June 11, 2003, 12:05:30 AM: "dying tingles"
"i bent my wookie"

every other quote i like has been said several times
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Post by: funkstylz on June 17, 2003, 02:44:19 PM: "Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

"Wheeeeee , ouch i bit my tongue"

"I ate all my caps" *BANG* "ouch"

"What's for lunch tomarrow?" Lunchguy: "NEXT!" Ralph: "Chicken Necks?"

"Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder"

"This is my sandbox , I'm not allowed to go in the deep-end"
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Post by: Don Seer on June 17, 2003, 03:11:07 PM: rofl at the first one...
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Post by: budsmokeronly on June 18, 2003, 12:21:49 PM: LMAO @ THIS thread. I can't think of any in particulars, but probably every line of ralph's cracks me up.
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Post by: Reef on June 18, 2003, 12:49:08 PM: Ralph is THE MAN
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Post by: A-Trak on June 18, 2003, 04:35:07 PM: another quote from Ralph, from an episode i saw the other day.

"My Baby!! Where's my baby??"
(ralph was crying, shaking and cuddling himself at the sametime- he was trippin out cuz he was lack of a sugar high - The episode when Springfield took away all the Chocolates and Sugar)