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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: ThreeSixty on June 12, 2003, 10:35:52 AM

Title: Mental Capacity Test
Post by: ThreeSixty on June 12, 2003, 10:35:52 AM
This test ain't a joke.. the questions might seem stupid but it's a proper test



Mental Capacity Test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.




The questions are not that difficult.









Questions:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: OpTiCaL on June 12, 2003, 10:47:53 AM
Yeah dont this one before...good laugh


easy tho if u think literally not laterally
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: DOC. da G.P.T...[METS][REX/MaB] on June 12, 2003, 11:39:36 AM
hahahahahhaa......good shit.....
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Twentytwofifty on June 12, 2003, 12:22:12 PM
Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

How does this work?  How come an elephant can't go in the refrigerator when a giraffe is in there?

And I don't wanna hear "because it's unrealalistic to fit an elephant AND a giraffe in a refrigerator at the same time."
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: TheSheriff on June 12, 2003, 03:03:43 PM
*watches it fly straight over Knuckles' head*
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Reef on June 12, 2003, 03:06:29 PM
*watches it fly straight over Knuckles' head*

watches this also
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Don Seer on June 12, 2003, 03:07:16 PM
 ^ LOL   (edit: this made sense when i thoight owen was above me.. lol)


theres always one... knuckles -> ::)  hehe
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Twentytwofifty on June 12, 2003, 03:21:28 PM
I know what the are saying and trying to do but "Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator" could still be a correct answer.
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Black Pack on June 12, 2003, 03:26:03 PM
I love this kinda shit- I got only one right but fuck it.


And this year's winner of the "I'm bitter because I didn't get it" award goes to...
C2Knuckles

LOL


To me the second question makes perfect sense in continuation with the first..
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Twentytwofifty on June 12, 2003, 03:31:09 PM
I actually got all 4 right because I knew what they were looking for.

Same with IQ tests, I know what answer they are looking for even if your reasoning can lead you to another assumption.
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on June 12, 2003, 04:08:20 PM
i got all of 'em wrong..  :'(
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Ignyte on June 15, 2003, 03:46:32 AM
i got all of 'em wrong..  :'(
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: CRAFTY on June 15, 2003, 05:08:49 AM
LMAO...  ;D
All of 'em wrong...
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: bez on June 15, 2003, 07:50:28 AM
dam them motherfuckin croc's
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Reef on June 15, 2003, 11:46:32 AM
all of em rite.. (seriously)
Title: Re:Mental Capacity Test
Post by: Jrock on June 15, 2003, 12:53:35 PM
all of em rite.. (seriously)

Does this mean you have the brain of a 4 year old??  ;)