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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Z the laidback Virus on July 09, 2003, 12:03:10 PM

Title: Rappers starring in fictive roles
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on July 09, 2003, 12:03:10 PM

Just got this idea at a LotR forum. It was about having alternative or the worst possible actors for those movies.It was then that I thought up a cast consisting of rappers.Then I realised it could be an idea to have us over here cast rappers into the roles of certain movies.As for LotR,I came with this one:


The Lord of the Rings Rapper-cast

Frodo= that irritating **&^of a Nelly,I can just imagine him doing an "oh-ho!"
Sam:Bad Azz
Merry: Lil' Bow Wow
Pippin:Jermaine Dupri
Gandalf: Dr. Dre (with big beard)
Saruman:Ice Cube (with big beard as well)
(imagine those last two in a Wizard outfit)
Gollum: Definately skinny Snoop Dogg
Barliman Butterbur: Fat Joe
Elrond: P. Diddy
Galadriel: Lil'Kim
Arwen:Foxy Brown
Eowyn:Eve
Aragorn:Xzibit
Gimli:Timbaland
Legolas:Eminem
Tom Bombadil:Pharell Williams or Ja Rule(both sing and would be really interesting as Iarwain)
Boromir:Nate Dogg (he dies singing)
Sauron:2Pac (he has indeed survived the shooting,and he was paranoid as well,saw trouble everywhere,so a great Eye)
Nazgul: the members of D12 (except Eminem,who's Legolas),Fabolous,Kurupt,Redman & Jay-Z as the Witch-King
Treebeard:KRS-One
I don't think any of you know Barliman Butterbur or Tom Bombadil. Well,Butterbur is a fat rather dumb landlord and Bombadil is an irritating,allways singing spirit of nature wearing a blue coat and yellow boots.Imagine Ja Rule or Pharrell like that... ;D

feel free (or even commanded ) to add rappers in place of other actors in other movies.

Title: Re:Rappers starring in fictive roles
Post by: Quakaveli on July 09, 2003, 02:32:36 PM

Snoops Waaay too tall to be GOllum

Title: Re:Rappers starring in fictive roles
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on July 10, 2003, 02:04:18 AM

Yeah but who else would be skinny enough to star as Mr. Sméagol?

Title: Re:Rappers starring in fictive roles
Post by: da_notorious_mack on July 10, 2003, 04:18:33 AM

canibus wud make a good smeagol

Title: Re:Rappers starring in fictive roles
Post by: mauzip on July 10, 2003, 08:38:33 AM

ja rule is ugly enough for smeagol