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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: mrtonguetwista on July 14, 2003, 08:13:04 PM

Title: Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: mrtonguetwista on July 14, 2003, 08:13:04 PM
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.

They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took the drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood.

 
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation center.

Malaysia's national news agency reports he's hospitalized in stable condition





*bumps I'm stuck on Band-Aid, because Band-Aid stuck on me* 8)
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: JTSimon on July 14, 2003, 08:19:45 PM
lol...He probably flavored it with soy sauce ;D
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: T.J. on July 14, 2003, 09:18:22 PM
ouch.... my dick is hurting thinking of it
and kain, is that shaq's bitch??  :o
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: JTSimon on July 14, 2003, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: T.J on July 14, 2003, 09:18:22 PM
ouch.... my dick is hurting thinking of it
and kain, is that shaq's bitch??  :o

Thats Fez's chick

Fez - I want to climb her
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: T.J. on July 14, 2003, 09:25:58 PM
who the fuck's fez??
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: JTSimon on July 14, 2003, 09:55:09 PM
Quote from: T.J on July 14, 2003, 09:25:58 PM
who the fuck's fez??

(http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/s4/s4_fez.jpg)

Fez from That 70's Show. He has the typical latino fetish with big girls....lol

Wilmer Valderrama portrays Fez, the heavily-accented foreign exchange student who hangs out with Eric and the gang on "THAT '70s SHOW". This half-hour, hip situation comedy produced by Carsey-Werner airs Tuesdays from 8:00 - 8:30 PM ET/PT on FOX.
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: OutSider on July 14, 2003, 11:00:31 PM
ouch..
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: Quakaveli on July 15, 2003, 02:04:02 AM
great show too
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: HHH on July 15, 2003, 02:06:39 AM
yuk  :P i aint never gunna eat bangers & mash again !!
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: mrtonguetwista on July 15, 2003, 07:02:31 PM
Quote from: H.H.H. on July 15, 2003, 02:06:39 AM
yuk  :P i aint never gunna eat bangers & mash again !!
What the hell is a banger & mash?  I've never seen that on no 99 cent menu.
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: mrtonguetwista on July 15, 2003, 07:04:06 PM
Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista on July 14, 2003, 08:13:04 PM
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- Police in Malaysia say a man cut off his own penis and then fried and ate it.

They say he had taken hallucinogenic drugs that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself.

A police spokesman says the 34-year-old man took the drugs before he went to bed Friday night and heard the voices when he woke up. He didn't realize what he had done until he saw the blood.

 
The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation center.

Malaysia's national news agency reports he's hospitalized in stable condition





*bumps I'm stuck on Band-Aid, because Band-Aid stuck on me* 8)
I wonder if this fool used chicken-flavored Shake N Bake ;D
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: HHH on July 16, 2003, 09:55:21 AM
Quote from: Mr. Tongue Twista on July 15, 2003, 07:02:31 PM
Quote from: H.H.H. on July 15, 2003, 02:06:39 AM
yuk  :P i aint never gunna eat bangers & mash again !!
What the hell is a banger & mash?  I've never seen that on no 99 cent menu.

banger = sausage
mash=potato
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: Noon Bank$ on July 16, 2003, 10:00:51 AM
DAMN. He musta been takin some serious shit.
Title: Re:Ah shit....this had to sting...lol
Post by: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:04:55 PM
girls say mine tasted good :P