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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: JTSimon on July 16, 2003, 09:52:09 AM

Title: If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: JTSimon on July 16, 2003, 09:52:09 AM
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If Men Got Pregnant

Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.

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Forget that I would never have a kid then.


 
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: Quakaveli on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:01:10 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

Santa will give you one for christmas you faggot. This shows how gay you are. Wanting a monster cock. ::)
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

my penis is 25"
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

my penis is 25"

Look at these 2 faggots talkin about dicks. Love Connection we have here. And Mauzip, Quake says you forgot a decimal.
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

my penis is 25"

Look at these 2 faggots talkin about dicks. Love Connection we have here. And Mauzip, Quake says you forgot a decimal.

How big is your penis, honey? :-*
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:16:19 PM
Quote from: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

my penis is 25"

Look at these 2 faggots talkin about dicks. Love Connection we have here. And Mauzip, Quake says you forgot a decimal.

How big is your penis, honey? :-*

You and Quake would make a perfect couple. Two queers who both seem to love talking about their craving for "monster cocks".
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: mauzip on July 16, 2003, 01:19:32 PM
now give me the fucking answer! HOW BIG IS THE PAIR OF TWEEZERS YOU MASTURBATE WITH, UnstoppableForce???
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:22:06 PM
Damn, you're really obsessed with me and my ferocious cock huh? Well, Quake learned to finally get off of it, so why don't you try and do the same.
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on July 16, 2003, 04:39:32 PM
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I'd thought I should spread the beef out..















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Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: Fabulous_Verstyle on July 16, 2003, 04:46:24 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:01:10 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

Santa will give you one for christmas you faggot. This shows how gay you are. Wanting a monster cock. ::)
LOLOLZ
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: bez on July 16, 2003, 05:06:31 PM
If men got pregnant than woman wouldent have any more excuses for being PISSED OFF all the dam time.  
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: Quakaveli on July 16, 2003, 08:37:53 PM
oooooh jamals back with the ferocious cock that we all love to ride!!! ::)
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: Skindiana bon3z on July 16, 2003, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 08:37:53 PM
oooooh jamals back with the ferocious cock that we all love to ride!!! ::)

I know you'd love it....
Title: Re:If Men Got Pregnant
Post by: Trauma-san on July 16, 2003, 09:58:03 PM
Quote from: UnstoppableForce on July 16, 2003, 01:01:10 PM
Quote from: Bigg Quacce on July 16, 2003, 10:01:57 AM
If they did, we'd have some monster ass cocks 8)

Santa will give you one for christmas you faggot. This shows how gay you are. Wanting a monster cock. ::)

LOL