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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Immortal on July 17, 2003, 12:04:03 PM

Title: a decent joke
Post by: Immortal on July 17, 2003, 12:04:03 PM

 >HUSBAND SHOPPING CENTER!!
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>> >Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in
>>Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from
>>among many men.
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>> >It was laid out in five floors, with the men
>>increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
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>> >The only rule was, once you opened the door to any
>>floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; If you
>>went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to
>>leave the place, never to return.
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>> >A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center
>>to find some husbands...
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>> >First floor
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>> >The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and
>>love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well,
>>that's better than not having a job, or not loving
>>kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
>>went.
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>> >Second floor
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>> >The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love
>>kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, said the
>>ladies. But, I wonder what's further up?
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>> >Third floor
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>> >This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are
>>extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
>>housework." Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT,
>>there's more further up! And up they went.
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>> >Fourth floor
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>> >This door had a sign saying "These men have high
>>paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>>help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
>>streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be
>>awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they
>>went.
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>> >Fifth floor
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>> >The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and
>>exists only to prove that women are impossible to
>>please. Goodbye."

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: mauzip on July 17, 2003, 12:07:36 PM

ha-ha

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on July 17, 2003, 12:10:38 PM

lol

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: PLANT on July 17, 2003, 12:29:54 PM

LOL, thanks for sharing that with us....t'was a good one ;)

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: R-Tistic on July 17, 2003, 12:36:05 PM

 :) that was strait.

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Don Breezio on July 17, 2003, 12:43:37 PM

lol that was a pretty good one

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: white Boy on July 17, 2003, 12:55:54 PM

nice joke

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Iraqian Force on July 17, 2003, 05:33:18 PM

Not Bad At All!!!

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Bigg AG on July 17, 2003, 06:04:41 PM

Quote from: The Big Bad Ass on July 17, 2003, 12:10:38 PM

lol

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: SIKWITIT on July 18, 2003, 01:29:56 AM

HAHA THATS A DOWN ONE ;D

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: OpTiCaL on July 18, 2003, 04:55:29 AM

lmao

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Jay ay Beee on July 18, 2003, 04:56:55 AM

lol

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: T-Dogg on July 18, 2003, 07:57:36 AM

That's a good one! ;D

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Don Seer on July 18, 2003, 08:09:41 AM

dope  8)

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: T.J. on July 18, 2003, 08:12:20 AM

LOL, nice one  :D

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: bez on July 18, 2003, 10:39:02 AM

yer it was cool but at the end of the day...

.....a bald cat got onto a bus and the bus driver said to him where's ya fair!!!

lol

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: 40oz GRApHire on July 18, 2003, 10:43:24 AM

I'm not that type that actually laughs with jokes but this one was good  :)

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on July 18, 2003, 12:21:07 PM

big lol :D..............and my dad liked it too!  ;D

Title: Re:a decent joke
Post by: C-Bizz on July 20, 2003, 07:43:54 AM

one of the best women jokes ive heard