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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: PLANT on July 28, 2003, 05:48:59 PM
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OK well I got this Email awhile back and I was checking it out the other day, it still cracks me up. you may have seen it or not, but check it out:
I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart4.jpg)Kyle age 8
You spelled America wrong asshole. Also, I could have sworn America's colors were red, white and blue. There's no yellow anywhere, traitor.F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart3.jpg)Lisa age 6
Holy shit, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colors. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipshit.F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2.jpg)Cameron age 4
Terrible. F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart1.jpg)Bryce age 10
This one wouldn't be too bad if the color was kept inside the lines, you picked a new perspective, used non-abrasive colors and asked someone with talent to paint it for you. On one hand I want to give an A for effort but... F
More crappy children's art work
The premise: I can draw better, spell better, and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_4.jpg)Jon age 8
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_2.jpg)Rachel age 7
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_3.jpg)Jason age 6
This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_5.jpg)Seth age 4
Vrrrroooooooooooommmmmm! F
(http://www.xmission.com/~maddox/crapart2_1.jpg)Kelly age 9
This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F
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It almost got me laughin´ at times, but its still sad.... That man/women need to get them self a life....
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im sure once you have kids they ARE your life. is there something wrong with bein proud of something your own child did? i see nothing funny with this thread or about those pictures
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im sure once you have kids they ARE your life. is there something wrong with bein proud of something your own child did? i see nothing funny with this thread or about those pictures
LIAR, what about that time u found the web site with pics kids in kindergarten drew an we made fun of them lol
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if i had kids and they were making drawings for me i would be very proud of them...but that was funny...you guys are taking it too seriously lol...some of that had me crackin up...
Jon age 8
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
holy shit that one had me crackin up...dont take stuff so seriously...theres nothing wrong with being proud of your kids for their drawings...but this was a joke
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:D
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im sure once you have kids they ARE your life. is there something wrong with bein proud of something your own child did? i see nothing funny with this thread or about those pictures
LIAR, what about that time u found the web site with pics kids in kindergarten drew an we made fun of them lol
thats was a long time ago lol,besides they drew it for a school assignment,bot htheir parents lol.plus it looked like the result of using ms paint while doin acid lmao
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That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
Now that was hilarious...hahahah
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Rachel age 7
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
subz's soulmate
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C'Mon, I thought this was quite humerous ;D
The guy is pretty mean, actually hes a fucking asshole, but its like Ben Afleck in "Dazed and Confused"...you cant help but laugh...
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that shit was funny...
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LMAO
I saw that shit once before and I cracked the fuck up.
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Rachel age 7
That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F
subz's soulmate
hmm seems that reachel is a bright young lady,ill wait 12 years and see how she turns out
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WCC needs to stop pms'ing that shit is funny
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Lmao.. ;D
That shit was hella funny.. and it was obviously meant ironic for those who thought he was just being a asshole.. ::)
And LoL @ saying "I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece", and then giving them all F. :D
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funny but sad...
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Shit had me crackin' up... ;D The fire-truck one was the best. Obviously it's done as a joke, so some people need to lighten up.