West Coast Connection Forum

Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: PLANT on August 17, 2003, 07:49:44 AM

Title: REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: PLANT on August 17, 2003, 07:49:44 AM
Review: 'Freddy vs. Jason' an unkind cut
As sales gimmick, fine; as movie, forget it
By Christy Lemire
Associated Press
Friday, August 15, 2003 Posted: 9:15 AM EDT (1315 GMT)

 
(AP) -- No one really wins in "Freddy vs. Jason," the showdown between horror icons Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees -- except maybe the manufacturers of their trademark red-and-green striped sweater and hockey mask, which prove indestructible.

More marketing gimmick than a film with anything resembling substance or plot, "Freddy vs. Jason" combines elements of both the "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th" movies.

The two villains kill everyone in sight before turning their talons -- er, talents -- on each other.

Hong Kong-based horror director Ronny Yu ("Bride of Chucky") fully embraces the familiar horror flick conventions and squeezes them for every possible laugh-out-loud opportunity.

Yuck yuck
The film begins with a curvaceous young woman stripping down to nothing for a late-night skinny dip, then running through the woods barefoot -- so you know she's a goner. Later, another naked girl slips in a puddle of her boyfriend's blood after stepping out of the shower.

In that way, it's similar to the "Scream" series, which itself was a savvy, self-aware send-up of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th" movies.

 
Monica Keena and Kelly Rowland try to stop the madness.  
If wrapping your brain around that funhouse-mirror logic doesn't make you dizzy, then watching blood spew from Freddy and Jason's every orifice -- as well as a few new ones -- surely will.

Freddy (Robert Englund, in the role he originated in 1984's "A Nightmare on Elm Street") is in hell when the movie begins and is incapable of terrorizing children anymore. The adults in town have drugged them to keep them from dreaming, thereby preventing them from becoming his victims.

So Freddy resurrects Jason (played here by longtime stuntman Ken Kirzinger), the machete-wielding madman from over two decades of "Friday the 13th" movies, to rekindle their fear.

But Jason gets a little carried away at a rave and massacres nearly everyone, even after he's been doused in Everclear and set on fire. (Must have been the pounding techno music and the glow sticks that set him off.)

Freddy gets jealous and wants credit for the killings himself, which sets up the eventual, seemingly interminable smackdown.

A new cast of suckers
Getting in their way are Lori (Monica Keena), who now lives at 1428 Elm St., the site of the original killings, and her sassy friend, Kia (Kelly Rowland). Lori's ex-boyfriend, Will (Jason Ritter), and his buddy Mark (Brendan Fletcher), had been placed in a mental hospital (another slasher flick staple) for talking about their nightmares, but escape in hopes of stopping the killing spree.

There's nothing scary or suspenseful here; the most shocking thing is hearing squeaky-clean Rowland of Destiny's Child, in her film debut, repeatedly drop the F-bomb.

To paraphrase badly from "Bootylicious," I don't think Freddy or Jason are ready for this jelly -- but horror flick geeks will eat it up with a spoon.

"Freddy vs. Jason," a New Line Cinema release, is rated R for pervasive strong horror violence/gore, gruesome images, sexuality, drug use and language.




Sounds like shit to me, but Im still interested in seeing the movie because horror movies never have gotton good reviews...
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on August 17, 2003, 09:23:49 AM
yea...all theywanna do is take money out of your pockets with the eye candy...this movie will start off so many other Villian vs Villian movis....Chucky vs the Leprechaun anyone?
next yar it will be Alien vs PRedator

scary movies gone boxing...not a good idea for movies.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: platinumk777 on August 17, 2003, 01:39:27 PM
my friends watched it... they're sayin the movie is fun as hell to watch. kind of a "leave your brain at home" flick. but you'll be disappointed if you go watch it to get a scare
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Blood Rain on August 17, 2003, 09:08:32 PM
dope thanks for the review, but i shouldnt have looked cause i aint seen the movie yet, lol
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: eS El Duque on August 17, 2003, 09:14:29 PM
yea...all theywanna do is take money out of your pockets with the eye candy...this movie will start off so many other Villian vs Villian movis....Chucky vs the Leprechaun anyone?
next yar it will be Alien vs PRedator

scary movies gone boxing...not a good idea for movies.

Chucky vs Leprechaun would kick some major ass...my money's on...well...damn hard to choose 8)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 19, 2003, 05:47:12 PM
Ummm, this is not a sales gimmick dumbass...Real fans know the story behind Freddy vs Jason...It was planned 16 years ago, but production companies and label problems didn't allow it to happen...Then in 1993, there was hope for fans when New Line (the company that owned "Nightmare on Elm Street") purchased the rights to Jason...In late 1993, fans got what they've all been waiting for, a confirmation that the movie was going to happen when Freddys claw grabbed Jasons mask at the end of "Jason Goes To Hell"...Still, there was problems with scripts, producers, actors etc...They were supposed to begin filming at least 4 times...They went through hundreds of scripts and script changes, and why would they do that? For the fans, not for gimmick sales...Now all you dumbasses who haven't seen the movie, and are judging it before you even know the story and history behind it, really need to close your mouths, because you're really starting to piss me the fuck off...Every theatre I went to had huge lines for this movie, and everybody that saw "Freddy vs Jason" told me their whole theatre was clapping at the end...Everyone who hates on this movie is an idiot, and most of these reviews are retarded...If you want real reviews, go read the Jason boards at http://www.fridaythe13thforum.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=17 (http://www.fridaythe13thforum.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=17)...Those are true fans that have been waiting for this movie for over 15 years...The reviews for horror movies have always been bad, so discredit those before you make the mistake of judging the movie before you see it for yourself...I bet the people who gave this movie a bad review don't even know the story behind Freddy or Jason...Reviews by real horror critics have been outstanding, so just go watch it for yourselves (make sure you know the story behind both characters or it won't make sense)...Now I want all the hating to stop until you actually see the movie and understand the complete story...Then if you hate it, I don't know what the fuck to tell you, but for now, stop the judging and go watch the fuckin movie cuz it's the best horror movie to come out in a while...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 19, 2003, 05:51:49 PM
PS, Ive now seen this movie 4 times, and it gets better each time I see it...And in more news, this movie pulled in 40 million at the box office in it's opening weekend...Fuckin outstanding.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: GrewSum on August 20, 2003, 10:26:26 PM
my question is......what the fuck happened to kane hodder or whatever dudes name was......he was killer as jason.....why change that????
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: JTSimon on August 20, 2003, 11:03:16 PM
This movie is supergay don't watch it  :)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: platinumk777 on August 20, 2003, 11:07:24 PM
my question is......what the fuck happened to kane hodder or whatever dudes name was......he was killer as jason.....why change that????

I saw this on Access Hollywood... it's cause Kane Hodder is an ENORMOUS guy, and Robert Englund (Freddy) would look WAY too small beside him, and the director thought that could ruin Freddy's image in the movie, and make him look weak & vulnerable. So they hired another guy to play Jason, to make them to look a bit more even, in proportion. Obviously, Jason is meant to be a bit bigger though.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: white Boy on August 21, 2003, 05:33:57 AM
only retarts can argue about this movie being good,
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Lord Funk on August 21, 2003, 08:03:16 AM
Watched this the day it came out, absolutely steaming shit-faced.

I didn't enjoy it, but of course I don't know if that's just because my senses were numbed by five hours of drinking. The one thing I remember thinking walking out was "That didn't make me jump even once".

I'll have to see it again sober and make my mind up.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: BL7 on August 21, 2003, 02:23:06 PM
Watched this the day it came out, absolutely steaming shit-faced.

I didn't enjoy it, but of course I don't know if that's just because my senses were numbed by five hours of drinking. The one thing I remember thinking walking out was "That didn't make me jump even once".

I'll have to see it again sober and make my mind up.


It wasn't scary at all. I liked it because it was funny, and pretty gory too. ;D
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Don Jacob on August 21, 2003, 03:43:16 PM
with all that said.......WHO WON!?
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 21, 2003, 10:54:38 PM
Grewsum:
Kane Hodder wasn't selected for plenty of reasons...Ken Kirzinger (the actor who was selected to play Jason in "Freddy vs Jason") was more fit for the role...Ronny Yu (the director of "Freddy vs Jason") envisioned Jason as a taller more slender character, such as the Jason potrayed in the comic books...He also wanted a Jason who could display emotion, and Ken Kirzinger was perfect for the part...Also, Kane was known to argue what he was ordered to do by the directors...For example, in "Friday The 13th part 8" he was supposed to kick a dog, but he didn't agree to do it because he claimed "there was a limit"...I doubt Ronny Yu (The director of "Freddy vs Jason") wanted to deal with Hodders bullshit...The bottom line is, Ken Kirzinger played Jason better than anyone else, including Kane...I think he did an AWESOME job as Jason, and I wouldn't have it any other way...


Max Powers:
I doubt you've watched the movie, and if you have, give me one good reason why you say bullshit? If you don't supply a reason to back up your claim, don't bother replying.


MK Virus:
That reason you gave was complete bullshit...Ken Kirzinger is way taller than Kane Hodder...Maybe he's a bit slimmer, but he's still the bigger Jason overall...In fact, it's the other way around...Ronny didn't select Hodder cause he was too small!...Read the reasons I listed above to Grewsum...Ronny Yu never said anything about Kane Hodder being "too big"...Please do not comment on this if you don't know the facts, cause that's how bullshit gets spread...


White Jesus:
Only retards can spell it "retarts"...


Lord Funk:
Watch it again when you're not intoxicated so that you can actually pay attention to what you're seeing this time around...Then if you don't like it, you can comment on whether you liked it or not...


Safe+Sound:
I agree...I haven't found a movie to be scary since I was 7...But you gotta admit, it was way scarier than any of the bullshit horror movies being put out nowadays...


Don Jacob:
Go watch the fuckin' movie!! NOW!!!
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: platinumk777 on August 21, 2003, 11:11:23 PM
http://www.celluloidshockers.com/fvsj.htm


So why is the studio passing on Hodder, who has kept the character alive for the past 14 years and has emerged as a hero to fright fans? Both the actor and an anonymous New Line executive tell Fango that the production has “rethought” the character to make Jason both more sympathetic and a closer physical match to opponent Freddy (Robert Englund, who has signed on). To get an idea of what the filmmakers have in mind, the new Jason casting breakdown calls for an actor “who can emote pain and anguish over the loss of a loved one… [we’re looking for] someone with poetic eyes.” The idea is to make Jason a “sad, pathetic, Phantom of the Opera-type character,” says our New Line source.

Though Hodder has met with director Ronny (BRIDE OF CHUCKY) Yu, he admits that the production wants a “different body type” for the film. New Line, which expects to decide on its Jason star by this weekend, insists that Hodder is still being considered for his dream gig.


In fact, everything you just said to Grewsum is bullshit. Go ahead, read the source. It says they're looking for a more SYMPATHETIC Jason. I know what I heard, so stop acting like you know it all, idiot
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 21, 2003, 11:40:54 PM
LMAO...You're a dumbass...Sympathetic IS some one who displays emotion, just like I said...So what the fuck do you mean by "everything you said to Grewsum is bullshit"?? I DO know it all, because I've been reading about this movie for a while...They wanted a closer physical match because Kane Hodder was getting fat and Ronny Yu wanted a taller/slimmer Jason, not because it would make Freddy look bad...I've spoken to Ronny Yu myself, so shut the fuck up, cause it's obvious that you don't know shit about this movie...And that info you pasted from that website was a rumor anyways, and not only that, it's over a year old, because it states that New Line hasn't even decided on whether they would use Kane Hodder or not...


Trust me, I'm a better source than celluloidshockers.com when it comes to this movie...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: platinumk777 on August 21, 2003, 11:53:34 PM
You know what? My statement about the size of Jason hasn't been proven wrong yet. I saw it on Access Hollywood, and YOU read it from Fangoria (read closer, beside the title), and I hope you agree that Fangoria is a reliable horror movie source, so don't accuse me of spreading bullshit rumors. And don't get so emotional in your posts... it ain't like I'm talking smack about your mom.

Anyways, you get my point. I don't wanna start post whoring. Oh yeah, tell Ronny Yu I said wussup.  ::)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ARYC on August 22, 2003, 12:01:30 AM
 what is the history between freddy and jason?
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 22, 2003, 01:52:50 AM
MK Virus:
(Regarding your original post before it was modified:)
You misunderstood what I was saying...I was saying Kane was a pain in the ass to work with, because he didn't listen to what the directors told him to do and he didn't follow directions. He thought he knew what was best for the character of Jason, and basically wanted to do everything how he wanted it done...Pay attention to what I say next time...

And here, just to discredit your rediculous arguement:
Ken Kirzinger - Height: 6'5" Weight: 275 lbs.
Kane Hodder: - Height: 6'3" Weight: 255 lbs.

Now listen, if anyone on WCC knows the complete story behind "Freddy vs Jason", it's me muthafucka...I hate when some guy who doesn't know shit about the movie tries to argue with a guy who's been looking forward to this movie for over 10 years, and has been reading facts on it daily...Just quit it buddy, I know what I'm talking about...


Amin:
Go rent some "Nightmare On Elm Street" movies (parts 1, 3, and 6 are the best ones) and maybe some "Friday The 13th" movies (I'm not too keen of the "Friday The 13th" series, but I liked parts 6 and 7 the best), and you'll get the history behind both characters...Basically, Freddy was a child killer who was burned to death by the parents of Elm Street after he was freed of charges due to technical errors...After he was burned to death, he started killing the children of Elm Street through their nightmares...There's more to it, but those are the basics...Jason was just a kid who drowned at his camp (Camp Crystal Lake) due to lack of supervision by the Camp Crystal Lake counslers...After he drowned, his mom killed a bunch of counslers at Camp Crystal Lake to get them back for not paying enough attention to Jason while he was drowning...She was then decapitated by a counsler who she was after to kill...Jason saw his mom get killed, came back from the dead, and started killing off almost every teenager who set foot near Crystal Lake for revenge...Those are the basic facts you need to know... There might be some things I'm missing, but you get the point.

PS...A sequel to "Freddy vs Jason" is coming soon...HELL YEAH!...Michael Myers could possibly be in the next installment as well...Bob Shaye says it could happen if it works out...Joe Wolf (the guy who owns the rights to the Halloween farnchise) has contacted New Line about throwing Michael into the mix!...I'll keep ya'll posted with news...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ARYC on August 22, 2003, 02:17:32 AM
ok and when jason was sent to hell,freddy grabs his mask.freddy can't leave hell so he resurects jason ,jason kills off a bunch of people,freddy gets jealous because jason got all the credit ,and the battle is on.right?

and didn't jason's mom use to beat him up or something?


Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 22, 2003, 09:46:43 PM
Sort of...Just watch "Freddy vs Jason", it's a damn good movie...And no, Jasons mom NEVER used to abuse him...LoL
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ARYC on August 22, 2003, 10:43:42 PM
I plan on watching it but it's gonna be a couple of month before it gets to lebanon....although by that time they'll probably have it bootlegged on tape somewhere.......

Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 22, 2003, 10:59:45 PM
I plan on watching it but it's gonna be a couple of month before it gets to lebanon....although by that time they'll probably have it bootlegged on tape somewhere.......




Damn, that sucks...Oh well, wait for the DVD, I hear it's gunna be awesome...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ARYC on August 23, 2003, 01:27:17 AM
ok i have some more questions ,if u don't mind:

1-if jason drowned as a kid ,how did he see his mother get decapitated?
2-was jason born deformed or anything,or was he a normal kid?(cause my friend showed me a pic of "young jason" and he's deformed)
3-in what movie do we get to see jason drown?
4-what is the vorhees curse?
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Hydro on August 27, 2003, 03:44:38 PM
I enjoyed watching Freddy Vs. Jason! I wasn't expecting it to be SCARY but it did have what I expected to see in a horror film, Tits & Killing, & there is nothing wrong with that, LOL. It was better than I expected it to be also. I was kind of expecting it to be like Jason X but it wasn't (Thank God). It had some funny parts too. On a side note, when we went to see Freddy Vs. Jason, there was a black couple sitting behind us & when Freddy looked at Kelly Rowland & said "How Sweet, Dark Meat". They got pissed & started throwing shit at the screen. Couldn't hear about 7 minutes of the movie because they were yelling & screaming making a big fuss about it.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: 7even on August 29, 2003, 09:06:29 AM
black ppl like them are retarded.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ROCCY on August 29, 2003, 09:33:47 PM
ok i have some more questions ,if u don't mind:

1-if jason drowned as a kid ,how did he see his mother get decapitated?
2-was jason born deformed or anything,or was he a normal kid?(cause my friend showed me a pic of "young jason" and he's deformed)
3-in what movie do we get to see jason drown?
4-what is the vorhees curse?

since no one answered your questions let me answer them for you:

1-if jason drowned as a kid ,how did he see his mother get decapitated? He didnt see it until he came out the water, when he came out the water he saw her head/body

2-was jason born deformed or anything,or was he a normal kid?(cause my friend showed me a pic of "young jason" and he's deformed) yeah jason was born deformed, which caused kida to make fun of him and push him into he water

3-in what movie do we get to see jason drown? theres really no movie that shows jason drown besides friday the 13th part 1, it kinda gives u an idea on how it happend and everything, and shows him drowning and calling for help.. watch it your self

4-what is the vorhees curse? that he can never die, and likes too kill everyone who returns to camp chrystal lake, and likes to punishpeople
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: white Boy on August 29, 2003, 10:04:14 PM
just saw the movie, i was hatin on it before, casue im a fan of GOOD movies, but i gotta say, it aint that bad, i seen a couple jason and freddy movies a long time ago, but this 1 was pretty good, i like the idea, and the end was "OK", but could have been better, but overall , it wasnt that scary, but still pretty good, i mean its no oscar winner, but its prob the best horror movie ive seen in years, and im not really a horror movie fan, i like plot more than the mass murders, but yea, dont hate until u see it, its really pretty good,
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ExZit on August 30, 2003, 05:18:12 AM
i watched the movie too, and i gotta say it was cool!! very entertaining!

i got a question maybe roccy could answear..

1. Was the blonde girl with big boobs, that survived, and the 2 dudes that ran outta the mental hospital in any previous nightmare movies?? cause it was a long time ago i saw them, and i only seen 1 -2 and 3,..  the thing about the mails and the dad was a bit confusing hehe..

peace..

Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: 7even on August 30, 2003, 05:30:36 AM
na none of them were
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ROCCY on August 30, 2003, 01:48:07 PM
Yeah exzit, none of them where, 1 of the guys looked familiar though, its proberbly from a diffrent movie i saw lol..
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: caTASHtrophe on August 31, 2003, 01:36:55 PM
Great movie.

Everyone go see it.

PS Pinhead (from Hellraiser) would toss them both up.

 ;)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Scarfacetony on August 31, 2003, 03:16:44 PM
This movie is fuckin Amazing .......im FEELIN it to the fullest and theres no doubt to me : this is the best movie of the year

As a Jason fan im happy ass fuck that he has won the fight  
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on August 31, 2003, 05:00:28 PM
the white chick gets the machete and cuts freddyz head off....freddyz head goes in to the lake and Jason walks out with it...lol does that really indicate the winner? Anyway...it seemed that Freddy had Jason punked throughtout the whole movie and it would have been a better movie if when someody gets chopped up that the blood wouldnt SQUIRT OUT like if it was water coming out of a fucked up sink at full speed....I give the movie a C-
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Don Jacob on September 01, 2003, 01:25:59 AM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: T.J. on September 01, 2003, 01:29:10 AM
LMFAO@Javier
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on September 01, 2003, 07:31:44 AM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


lol u should have read the first few words and then stop reading...and its not like if the first one to say who the winner was
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 03, 2003, 11:59:23 AM
I enjoyed watching Freddy Vs. Jason! I wasn't expecting it to be SCARY but it did have what I expected to see in a horror film, Tits & Killing, & there is nothing wrong with that, LOL. It was better than I expected it to be also. I was kind of expecting it to be like Jason X but it wasn't (Thank God). It had some funny parts too. On a side note, when we went to see Freddy Vs. Jason, there was a black couple sitting behind us & when Freddy looked at Kelly Rowland & said "How Sweet, Dark Meat". They got pissed & started throwing shit at the screen. Couldn't hear about 7 minutes of the movie because they were yelling & screaming making a big fuss about it.


And why were you expecting Jason X? Jason X was a horrible movie from the idiotic mind of Sean Cunningham...
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 03, 2003, 12:02:50 PM
LMAO@everyone saying they liked it after they said it was gunna suck...Next time listen to me people, cuz I know my shit...All you kids from the "Scream" generation shoulda' never judged this movie before seeing it...This one's a classic...God bless Robert Shaye!...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 03, 2003, 12:04:16 PM
the white chick gets the machete and cuts freddyz head off....freddyz head goes in to the lake and Jason walks out with it...lol does that really indicate the winner? Anyway...it seemed that Freddy had Jason punked throughtout the whole movie and it would have been a better movie if when someody gets chopped up that the blood wouldnt SQUIRT OUT like if it was water coming out of a fucked up sink at full speed....I give the movie a C-


Yea, good job spoiling the movie for the whole board you fuckin idiot...And that's how horror movies have always been...lolol...Damn man, can you get any dumber?

PS, LoL@you giving it a C-...You're the only one on this board who said they didn't like the movie that much...The way you were bashing it before, I was sure you'd give it an F...Just admit u loved it dawg...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on September 03, 2003, 04:43:46 PM
the white chick gets the machete and cuts freddyz head off....freddyz head goes in to the lake and Jason walks out with it...lol does that really indicate the winner? Anyway...it seemed that Freddy had Jason punked throughtout the whole movie and it would have been a better movie if when someody gets chopped up that the blood wouldnt SQUIRT OUT like if it was water coming out of a fucked up sink at full speed....I give the movie a C-


Yea, good job spoiling the movie for the whole board you fuckin idiot...And that's how horror movies have always been...lolol...Damn man, can you get any dumber?

PS, LoL@you giving it a C-...You're the only one on this board who said they didn't like the movie that much...The way you were bashing it before, I was sure you'd give it an F...Just admit u loved it dawg...PeACe

from the first few words of my post... a poster should know its gonna spoil the movie...

funny how im the only one on the board who has seen Citizen Kane also. and im so sorry NIK that ur a fan of dumbass movies with dumbass endings with dumbass actos
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on September 03, 2003, 04:46:02 PM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 04, 2003, 11:59:41 AM
the white chick gets the machete and cuts freddyz head off....freddyz head goes in to the lake and Jason walks out with it...lol does that really indicate the winner? Anyway...it seemed that Freddy had Jason punked throughtout the whole movie and it would have been a better movie if when someody gets chopped up that the blood wouldnt SQUIRT OUT like if it was water coming out of a fucked up sink at full speed....I give the movie a C-


Yea, good job spoiling the movie for the whole board you fuckin idiot...And that's how horror movies have always been...lolol...Damn man, can you get any dumber?

PS, LoL@you giving it a C-...You're the only one on this board who said they didn't like the movie that much...The way you were bashing it before, I was sure you'd give it an F...Just admit u loved it dawg...PeACe

from the first few words of my post... a poster should know its gonna spoil the movie...

funny how im the only one on the board who has seen Citizen Kane also. and im so sorry NIK that ur a fan of dumbass movies with dumbass endings with dumbass actos


Don't ever, EVER speak your opinion on any movies again, especially before you've even seen them...Thanks, now leave me alone...PeACe
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: caTASHtrophe on September 04, 2003, 12:34:26 PM
Citezen Kane is classic for its time and should be watched by everyone...

Well i think so anyway..

Oh and FvJ was a damn good film, better than all friday the 13th and a nightmare on elm streets, Apart from the first chapters of both series.

 :)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Don Jacob on September 04, 2003, 05:01:15 PM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 05, 2003, 11:57:04 AM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...


Don't mind Javier, he's obviously an idiot...LoL
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Mindless Thug on September 06, 2003, 08:17:26 AM
the movie is great the best i have seen this year but the ending was horrible everyone knew Freddy should of won
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: ARYC on September 06, 2003, 08:26:46 AM
oh thanx Rocci for answering my questions
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Javier on September 06, 2003, 03:15:17 PM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...

YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE. And a black person doesnt automatically call another black person nigga. I never in my life have heard a white person call another white person CRACKA. now since only homies call each other nigga ....then thats with them whatever...but again YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE...dnt u ever FUCKEN DISRESPECT ME by calling me  beaner.  
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Mindless Thug on September 07, 2003, 11:07:04 PM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...

YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE. And a black person doesnt automatically call another black person nigga. I never in my life have heard a white person call another white person CRACKA. now since only homies call each other nigga ....then thats with them whatever...but again YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE...dnt u ever FUCKEN DISRESPECT ME by calling me  beaner.  

dude your takeing this too far up your ass calm down already....
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Don Jacob on September 08, 2003, 12:09:43 AM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...

YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE. And a black person doesnt automatically call another black person nigga. I never in my life have heard a white person call another white person CRACKA. now since only homies call each other nigga ....then thats with them whatever...but again YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE...dnt u ever FUCKEN DISRESPECT ME by calling me  beaner.  



okay okay okay i won't call you a beaner..........BUT I WILL CALL YOU a PAISA   :D


j/p good lord man, i said "thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered" and you go into a tantrum.....you should go talk to Dr. Phil or something and get some things straightened out.
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 08, 2003, 12:07:18 PM
okay thanks for ruining the movie siskle and beanered  ::)


and a BIG FUCK YOU for making a racist comment trying to clown me.  I wish u can say that to my face, to your ancestors' face, to Ceasar Chavez, to Zapata. Fucken washed up latino


lol  a black person can call anoter black person nigga, and a white call another white cracker . but when a mexican  calls another mexican beaner it is racist .......you're a jewel . i live by a firm beleif if it walks like a duck it's a duck, if it acts like beaner ,hey looks it's a beaner. and to answer your question......no i wouldn't call ceasar chavez a beaner....cuz he didn't act like you. next i suppose you're going to be telling every one that your grandpa rode with jaoquin murieta...

YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE. And a black person doesnt automatically call another black person nigga. I never in my life have heard a white person call another white person CRACKA. now since only homies call each other nigga ....then thats with them whatever...but again YOU ARE NOT MY HOMIE...dnt u ever FUCKEN DISRESPECT ME by calling me  beaner.  



I dunno where you're from, but over here black people call EVERYONE "nigga"...LoL
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: PLANT on September 08, 2003, 12:21:21 PM
Damn, when I made this thread I had no idea  ???
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Don Jacob on September 08, 2003, 12:27:18 PM
sorry^


back to the topic at hand........i finally saw this movie


pretty fucking entertaining, probably the 2nd best movie i saw this summer (pirates #1)

 i liked the end ,but like someone said earlier.....i wish freddy woulda won
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 08, 2003, 12:31:43 PM
sorry^


back to the topic at hand........i finally saw this movie


pretty fucking entertaining, probably the 2nd best movie i saw this summer (pirates #1)

 i liked the end ,but like someone said earlier.....i wish freddy woulda won


Freddy won IMO...The end was Jasons dream... ;)
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: UnstoppableForce on September 10, 2003, 11:26:15 PM
I think if anyone said the movie sucked to NIK's face, he would kill that person. NIK, are you a promoter or did you recently purchase stocks of the company in charge of the movie?  ;D jk lol
Title: Re:REVIEW: FREDDY VS. JASON...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on September 11, 2003, 12:17:09 PM
^LMAO!...I am a fan, but don't exagerate...LoL