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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Jome on August 27, 2003, 09:57:54 PM

Title: Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Jome on August 27, 2003, 09:57:54 PM
posted by decker  on Tuesday August 26, @09:12AM
   
   
The latest fad to hit Japan involves paying a professional female masseuse to play with your gonads, without issues of legality. The artistry of 'Ancient Thai Style Testicle Massages' is establishing itself as a massage parlor standard, which promises to improve internal organ functionality and relax the brain. The masseuses are fully licensed in the practice, typically studying at a temple in Thailand, where the art is considered a medical treatment, and where scholars debate over textbook testes manipulation methodologies. The treatment begins with a licensed testicle masseuse applying a fierce amount of pressure to the area between the scrotum and the anus before actually fondling the balls. One technique with the actual nut handling consists of holding the scrotum with both hands and swinging them gently in an arc motion. According to the Tao Garden Healing Resort and Spa in Thailand, the testicles, penis, prostate gland, bladder and the kidneys become 'activated' under the procedure and relieve symptoms of related to urinary problems as well as back pain and memory loss. Patients reportedly feel 'refreshed' after the procedure.

Contrary to popular belief, the practice is not sexual in nature, nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes.

Before booking that flight to Japan, read more here and here.

here and here is here:
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0308/0822balls.html
http://www.tao-garden.com/genital/

LoL..
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Doggystylin on August 28, 2003, 01:15:45 AM
not sexual? i bet everyone gets a hard on....lmao
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: ARYC on August 28, 2003, 06:53:22 AM

"nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes."

LOL!!!!for sum reason i think that's VERY funny....i wish they could though



client says (while being massaged): can u read my future?
masseuse:yes.....I see somthing coming........
client: Damn it !!!!!!!!!! *ejaculates all over masseuse and leaves in a hurry*
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: ZILLA THA GOODFELLA on August 28, 2003, 10:53:45 AM
Mannnn, dats sicc as fuck.....
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: bez on August 28, 2003, 12:06:11 PM
fucking dope, lie there and have sum fine jap play with ya wallabees, amazing!
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on August 28, 2003, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: Bez on August 28, 2003, 12:06:11 PM
fucking dope, lie there and have sum fine jap play with ya wallabees, amazing!
lol.
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: JTSimon on August 28, 2003, 03:42:16 PM
6 months and it will be in America  ;)
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: KING VerbalAssaulta on August 28, 2003, 05:32:02 PM
i hope this hits home...i'll be first in line .....though the chick has to be somewhat decent
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Jome on August 28, 2003, 07:36:57 PM
Hopefully they will all be lined up when you enter, and you just pick your favorite..  ;D
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: T.J. on August 28, 2003, 08:22:20 PM
Quote from: Amin on August 28, 2003, 06:53:22 AM

"nor does a testicle masseuse possess any ability to foretell the patient's future upon examining the testes."

LOL!!!!for sum reason i think that's VERY funny....i wish they could though



client says (while being massaged): can u read my future?
masseuse:yes.....I see somthing coming........
client: Damn it !!!!!!!!!! *ejaculates all over masseuse and leaves in a hurry*


LMFAO
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Trauma-san on August 28, 2003, 10:05:02 PM
I don't want to ever hear another word about Americans being crazy, these guys in Japan have us beat, they're always doing funny Shit.  
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Trauma-san on August 28, 2003, 10:07:06 PM
WET SHOWER TIME


Here's a pic from the site of the 'therapist' who does it.



(http://www.tao-garden.com/genital/images/ni_5.jpg)

Hmm, looks familiar, anybody?
Title: Re:Testicle Massage Latest Craze in Japan
Post by: Jome on August 28, 2003, 10:13:39 PM
Fuck you Trauma, killing our fantasies..  :P ;D