West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: mrtonguetwista on September 10, 2003, 06:16:21 PM
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Ok....just post things here that tick you off.
I hate when I hand money to a store clerk respectfully and they return the change by laying it on the counter. >:(
I hate in traffic when someone comes over with no turn signal. >:(
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When dumbass old people/female drivers don't turn right on a red light.
When fuck heads shave in gym locker rooms >:(
People that talk during movies.
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When people dont put a new toilet paper thing on the dispenser after using it all..
When you look over to the car next to u and u see a guy pickin his nose, and then he gives u a dirty look..
When your bout to get sum and just because ur hookin up ya boy thinks he shuld hook up.....and then hes like "Man why didnt u let me hit it" after u hooked up.
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In some states, it's illegal to turn right on a red. Maybe they're from out of state. Slow your roll.
On that change shit, you know what I hate? Seriously. When they hand you, say, 3 dollars and seventy eight cents in change. Now, the proper fucking way to do that, since they know you're going to put the change in your pocket, and the bills in your wallet, is to hand you the change, so you can fucking HOLD IT, and then the bills on top of that. NO. They never do that, do they? They hand you the fucking BILLS, and then try to balance the change on top of the bills. Why? What are they trying to do? Play some kind of wicked "Lets see if he drops the shit" game? It's fucking impossible to get the money off the top of the bills without dropping it, or putting it in your other hand, or whatever. All they have to do is hand you the change, which can neatly rest in your palm, and then hand you the bills on top. Everything's 'grasped'. Everythings 'tidy'. It just blows my mind why people do that. Sometimes I just stop and stare at them like Tony Soprano or something. Sometimes I drop the fucking change on the floor on purpose, and then go, oh, whoops! and make a big scene. It just blows my mind.
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I hate walkin into a fastfood joint and the bitch behind the counter just glares at you ...doesnt say hi, doesnt say welcome to burgerworld.....nothing...just glares.
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I hate walkin into a fastfood joint and the bitch behind the counter just glares at you ...doesnt say hi, doesnt say welcome to burgerworld.....nothing...just glares.
Yup, I flip the fuck out. I'm always super nice to everybody, but man, if they dick me, I flip out.
Me - "Hey, how's it going"
Clerk - doesn't say anything
Me - "Oh, pretty FUCKING GOOD, Huh? Get some fucking manners... yeah, I'm talking to you, grow the fuck up"
LOL
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i hate wen sumone farts and they are rite next to u but they pretend that day have no fuckin clue where the smell is comin from espesaily in a elevator. >:( >:( >:( peee uuuuuuu
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I hate walkin into a fastfood joint and the bitch behind the counter just glares at you ...doesnt say hi, doesnt say welcome to burgerworld.....nothing...just glares.
Yup, I flip the fuck out. I'm always super nice to everybody, but man, if they dick me, I flip out.
Me - "Hey, how's it going"
Clerk - doesn't say anything
Me - "Oh, pretty FUCKING GOOD, Huh? Get some fucking manners... yeah, I'm talking to you, grow the fuck up"
LOL
.................and then you wonder why there is snot on ur "tubby burger"
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In some states, it's illegal to turn right on a red. Maybe they're from out of state. Slow your roll.
Monkey see monkey do.
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I hate when you go thru a drive-thru at 11:45pm and you know they close at midnight, but they talkin about they're closed already >:(
That's when I come home, get on the puter and find their website and complain. >:(
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^LMAO....so true....
umm, let's see....
*When U think of tha perfect comeback hours after tha argument is over
*Readers that lick their fingertips 2 turn pages
*Calling 911 and being put on hold...fuck the police...
*Shopping mall security guards on power trips like they some shit
*When tha "U Are Here" spot is missing from tha mall map
*ASIAN DRIVERS
*Ketchup bottle cap shit
*Admitting yur mistake then realizing no one knew U even made 1
*Having a name that everyone makes tha same lame joke about...."ooo, RODZILLA THA ASSFILLA"....SHUT THA FUCK UP FAGGITS
*Door-to-door salespeople that come around damm near crying about how we need 2 buy this newspaper suscription so they can go 2 college....suck my dick....
*Restrooms wit toilet paper dispensers that only give U 1 sheet at a time
*Automatic seatbelts....soooo annoying
*Idiots who alwayz say "HUH" after U explained shit to em for hella long
*Food wit zero fat, zero cholesterol, and zero taste BUT U have to eat it 2 survive because there aint shit left in yo house....
*Sticky kitchen floors
*When approaching a pair of doors and always pushing on the locked one
*6 final exams in 3 days....Fuck tha skool system.....
*People who's lips move when they read
*How bout when U sittin in da theatre and idiot next 2 U all of a sudden scares U and goes "Did U see that?" NO MUTHAFUCA, I paid $8.50 to come in this bitch 2 sit here & play wit my balls....OFCOURSE I SAW IT!
*When people from other parts of the country claim that YOU have a funny accent....lol, fuckers....
*That stupid sticker on new cd's!! U can't take em off cuzz U too excited 2 bump tha shit....pain in da ass....
*Vegetarians that listen 2 gay music
*Why nobody can recognize Clark Kent just because he removes his glasses
*When people act like they know U online
*STEPPIN ON GUM
shiiiiiiit......I'll think of more later.......
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I hate when you go thru a drive-thru at 11:45pm and you know they close at midnight, but they talkin about they're closed already >:(
That's when I come home, get on the puter and find their website and complain. >:(
i've done dat before i've also had a 2 inch screw in my potato wedges from jack in the vox
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I hate when you go thru a drive-thru at 11:45pm and you know they close at midnight, but they talkin about they're closed already >:(
That's when I come home, get on the puter and find their website and complain. >:(
DAMMIT. I told you to leave jack n da box the hell alone, that shit will KILL you. How can you even stand eating that shit? They're the absolute most unhealthy food chain out there. People have had fucking CORONARIES driving away from the pick-up window, I'm not kidding you, one bite of a damn ultimate double cheeseburger and they have a fucking heart attack right there in the parkinglot.
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^LMAO....so true....
umm, let's see....
*When U think of tha perfect comeback hours after tha argument is over
*Readers that lick their fingertips 2 turn pages
*Calling 911 and being put on hold...fuck the police...
*Shopping mall security guards on power trips like they some shit
*When tha "U Are Here" spot is missing from tha mall map
*ASIAN DRIVERS
*Ketchup bottle cap shit
*Admitting yur mistake then realizing no one knew U even made 1
*Having a name that everyone makes tha same lame joke about...."ooo, RODZILLA THA ASSFILLA"....SHUT THA FUCK UP FAGGITS
*Door-to-door salespeople that come around damm near crying about how we need 2 buy this newspaper suscription so they can go 2 college....suck my dick....
*Restrooms wit toilet paper dispensers that only give U 1 sheet at a time
*Automatic seatbelts....soooo annoying
*Idiots who alwayz say "HUH" after U explained shit to em for hella long
*Food wit zero fat, zero cholesterol, and zero taste BUT U have to eat it 2 survive because there aint shit left in yo house....
*Sticky kitchen floors
*When approaching a pair of doors and always pushing on the locked one
*6 final exams in 3 days....Fuck tha skool system.....
*People who's lips move when they read
*How bout when U sittin in da theatre and idiot next 2 U all of a sudden scares U and goes "Did U see that?" NO MUTHAFUCA, I paid $8.50 to come in this bitch 2 sit here & play wit my balls....OFCOURSE I SAW IT!
*When people from other parts of the country claim that YOU have a funny accent....lol, fuckers....
*That stupid sticker on new cd's!! U can't take em off cuzz U too excited 2 bump tha shit....pain in da ass....
*Vegetarians that listen 2 gay music
*Why nobody can recognize Clark Kent just because he removes his glasses
*When people act like they know U online
*STEPPIN ON GUM
shiiiiiiit......I'll think of more later.......
God. You're good. LOL.
Here's all the ones I 100% agree with, damn, that's actually amazing, LOL.
*When U think of tha perfect comeback hours after tha argument is over
Yeah, but I usually don't sweat it, I just save it for later.
*Readers that lick their fingertips 2 turn pages
Disgusting shit, and it doesn't help shit except lower the life span of whatever book they're reading.
*Calling 911 and being put on hold...fuck the police...
Fuck it, handle business yourself.
*Shopping mall security guards on power trips like they some shit
Yeah, I had one try to pull me over one time, can you imagine that? He got behind me with his little light, and I just said "Fuck off, ban me!" and drove... slowly.... right the fuck out of the parking lot. He stopped like a good boy at the edge.
*When tha "U Are Here" spot is missing from tha mall map
Heh. You queer. Real men don't ask for directions.
*ASIAN DRIVERS
If they're in those bullshit "need for speed" wanna be cars, I hate them, yes.
*Ketchup bottle cap shit
Urgh, yeah. Nasty.
*Admitting yur mistake then realizing no one knew U even made 1
LOL that's genius, yep, I've done that.
*Having a name that everyone makes tha same lame joke about...."ooo, RODZILLA THA ASSFILLA"....SHUT THA FUCK UP FAGGITS
Yeah, I agree. Masters of the fucking obvious. That's like somebody with the last name "Pecker" or something. Why even try? It's obvious that there fucking last name stands for penis. Why make the joke? It's not funny anymore. I wouldn't even waste the breath if I didn't think a joke was original.
*Sticky kitchen floors
Yup.
*Vegetarians that listen 2 gay music
Veggies period. Unless they're women. If you're hot, you can do whatever weird shit you want. I'll still think you're cool.
*Why nobody can recognize Clark Kent just because he removes his glasses
Actually, that doesn't piss me off, I just think it's funny, like as in "you stupid fuckers, hahahaha, he's smarter than you!!!!"
*When people act like they know U online
Yeah. I know hardly anybody, and they IM me with some fucking "TasWE$@$#123 - "Whuts up"
*STEPPIN ON GUM
Yup. nasty shit.
I also hate when I see people litter. I usually say something. I've followed people home if I see them litter in front of me, it pisses me off to no end.
The #1 thing I hate, is when people have no respect. They cut you off in traffic, or they cuss out loud in stores in front of little old women, or they knock shit over and just leave it, or whatever. I don't mind if people have no respect for themselves, or do stupid funny shit that doesn't hurt anything (Like I don't mind people running through a store, or being loud, or any of that, because it doesn't hurt anything) but when people have no respect for others or their property, It pisses me the fuck off like no other.
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*When U think of tha perfect comeback hours after tha argument is over
*Shopping mall security guards on power trips like they some shit
*ASIAN DRIVERS
*Door-to-door salespeople that come around damm near crying about how we need 2 buy this newspaper suscription so they can go 2 college....suck my dick....
*How bout when U sittin in da theatre and idiot next 2 U all of a sudden scares U and goes "Did U see that?" NO MUTHAFUCA, I paid $8.50 to come in this bitch 2 sit here & play wit my balls....OFCOURSE I SAW IT!
*Why nobody can recognize Clark Kent just because he removes his glasses
*When people act like they know U online
LMAO @ THOSE....
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no jack in the box in Florida....that pisses me off >:(
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When Gspot is more interesting than the main forum >:(
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when u go into bestbuy an ya tryin to look at dvds but ya cant fit down the isle cuz its filled with fat people
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This fucking thread pisses me off, cause after seeing all these things that piss me off, I got pissed off lol.
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I hate when you go thru a drive-thru at 11:45pm and you know they close at midnight, but they talkin about they're closed already >:(
That's when I come home, get on the puter and find their website and complain. >:(
fucking wendy's did that near my place, so gay they shouldn't be able to do that
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This fucking thread pisses me off, cause after seeing all these things that piss me off, I got pissed off lol.
so go smoke a spliff 8)
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When I have to be somewhere and i get behind the slowest drivers and catch EVERY SINGLE RED LIGHT!!!
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When I have to be somewhere and i get behind the slowest drivers and catch EVERY SINGLE RED LIGHT!!!
that shit is the most fucken annoying shit ever especially when you can't pass her cause it's rush hour and it's 1 lane each only and tons of people use the road making it impossible to pass.
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I work with this nasty, trailer park bitch who scratches her cooch and picks her nose,coughs phlegm constantly....that really pisses me off >:(
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I hate when people make a big deal about me not smoking/drinking. I don't go into your threads and bitch, i just simply state i don't smoke or drink.
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I don't go into your threads and bitch
:D
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LOL! I think its hella funny when people get pissed off, and I piss people off all the time for the hell of it. Some people get too pissed off at lil shit that really is no big deal at all. I used to get pissed off alot at hella stupid shit, and I just thought about how lame that is, and I try not to really get too pissed off at lil shit anymore. some shit really pisses me off tho, like:
old people
stupid people
traffic
slow people
ja rule
fast food places
police
logic in today's society
california laws about drinking alcohol
speed limits
people on wcc that don't think snoop is a sellout
waking up in the middle of the night and having hella cottonmouth, only to find the brita pitcher of water empty
going onto irc and asking if anyone has a certain song (which you know just about everyone in the room has the song) and no one reply's.
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when people dont flush the toilet properly.
when people dont put things back where they got them from.
people trying to talk over me.
if i dont get eye contact when i talk to someone (look at me when im talkin to you >:( )
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Everyone forgot about me... :'(
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Yer Old people piss me right off.
I was waitin for the bus today and my mate told me I had sumit on my back and when I looked there was like a big red mark on the back of my nike jumper so of courser I was pissed off and I said to my friends, thats fucking gay that is, then sum old man says to me mind your language please, I said WHAT and he said mind you langauage, I just looked at him and said no.
Fuckin old cunnnts.
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That Warren G doesn't even produce half of the 213 album!
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interesting..
~High school related..
-When you talk to someone just cuz you were forced to sit next to them and they think they are your best friend.
-People who invite themselves to parties ARGH THAT PISSES ME OFF
-Followers
-This one mother fucker.. i go to my friends house all the way across fuckin town, go pick up a 20, get back to this guys house and he's like, hey man, gimme it for 10? and this bitch never parties with us but he heard it from somewhere about this party saturday so he keeps askin my homies for stupid shit like he wants a pound of shrooms and how hes gona fuck this bitch at the party cuz she is obsessed with him, also this party is a kegger and this guy wrote another guy a note sayin what drinks he wants to be there.. im just like WTF.. im confrontin this mother fucker at the party if not earlier
-Girls who bump shoulders with me in the hall cuz they think their hard or somethin..
-Teachers singling me or my essay's out..haha, that was funny tho
-People ignoring me, there isnt any other thing i can think that pisses me off more than tryin to talk to someone and they come back to reality like whaa..
~Driving
-The same, old drivers and women drivers..
-Speed traps.. profiling cops
-word up on asian drivers.. they dont know the fuckin pedals from each other
-People takin a long ass time in drive thru's to make an order
-Driving in fast lane about 60 mph
-OMFG if im headin down a 3 lane road, people who pull right into my lane and have me slam on my brakes.. or people who dont brake when they are about to make a turn, they just stop acceleratin about 2 blocks before with no signal either
Bah.. enough.. i'll add later this shit is pissin me off
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i hate these fuckin clicks or boy groupies who think they all koo and r punks just standing around lookin like they could kick anyones ass then they get there ass kicked i just wanna go up to them and kick all they assess and start grabbin the 9 and start puttin muthafuckas in line and thats how its suppose to be one sum pussy ass nigga trys to fuck with me
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This fucking thread pisses me off, cause after seeing all these things that piss me off, I got pissed off lol.
so go smoke a spliff 8)
getting down 2 tha last roach i leave a trail of stiffs when im high off of spliffs 8)
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i hate these fuckin clicks or boy groupies who think they all koo and r punks just standing around lookin like they could kick anyones ass then they get there ass kicked i just wanna go up to them and kick all they assess and start grabbin the 9 and start puttin muthafuckas in line and thats how its suppose to be one sum pussy ass nigga trys to fuck with me
I don't have a clue to what you just said, but I thought you would be pissed cause the new Eazy E album hasnt dropped yet? ::)
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~How everytime yur late, u hit every red light on the road.
~How everytime u wanna change a cd in your car or sumthin, and need a red light...u get ALL green lights.
~When u take a shit, and tha water splashes yur ass...uggg!
~When u see a fine girl pull up next to u, then see 5 fuckin baby seats in tha back.
~People who talk on their cell phone all loud, like their conversation is THAT fukin important.
~When the police are stuck at a red light, and turn their sirens on jus so they can go thru it.
~When Charger fans talk shit to you, because YOUR team lost in the Superbowl....idiotz...lol
~How when yur starin at a group of femalez, its alwayz tha 300 lb manbitch that turns and waives.
~When yur walkin down the stairs not payin attention, and think theres ONE more stair, even tho their isnt.
~When people introduce themselves as "Dr. So n so". Who gives a shit?!
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- when ppl dont indicate when they're drivin
- when ppl cut me off when drivin
- when i just get a red light
- ppl yappin away when i dont wanna hear it
- work, when im not in the mood for it
- when tv networks put ads on the good bit of the show
- "to be continued's" on tv shows that get you on the edge of your seat
- predictable movies
- when you're walkin along the sidewalk in the city, and people just bump into you and dont apologise or nothin
- when people try to run you over when you're goin' over the zebra crossing
- people with no regards for road rules, THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON YOU FUCKERS
- when one of my 8 bosses starts bein an UTTER CUNT
- this russian bitch at work
- infact, every girl at my work
- women in general when im not in the mood for 'em
i got more, im a very angry person
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Guys who think they are playaz... who get turn down before they even open their mouths
People who stair....on the bus... class room.. office.. where ever...
Guys who tell me i have big titts... do they stop to think i might just already know that...
when there is no hot water......
people on AOL... who pop on my screen with these retarded shit... ASL pic??
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- women in general when im not in the mood for 'em
You could copy and paste this comment to the thread where people stated "things they would get clowned on if other people knew"
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Guys who think they are playaz... who get turn down before they even open their mouths
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umm if i cant fuck it or get intoxicated off it...it pisses me off...
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When U are waiting for tha bus and someone ask U "Did the bus come yet?" If tha bus came I would not be standing my ass here asshole!
When people say "I dunno, I aint no rocket scientist" lol...why tha fuck do we alwayz assume those geeks is tha smartest people in da world?
U kno wats tha gayest thing ever? CHAIN LETTERS! 'ohh, send this to 70 people and something cool will happen 2 U 2morow' AND people actually fall 4 it...
When people line up 2 get Star Wars tickets 12 hours before they're even being sold...mann, how much of a square can U be? Just see it tha day after or somethin...
1 of tha biggest things that annoys tha shit outta me is when people chew loud...I have an uncle who just eats LOUD AS FUCK...just grubs tha fuck out...makes me wanna bitch-slap tha shit outta him...
When people adjust tha bass, and treble while you're driving, without asking. ughhhhhh....
When people ask if they can borrow shit when they aint gonna return tha favor...I had this homeless dood ask me 2day like 'can I BORROW 35 cents 4 tha bus' it's like mannn, I'm never see U again, yes U can HAVE IT!
When U live in an apartment and a bitch is comin 2 yur house and she calls up like 'hey, i'm outside'...It's like SO WHAT? Ring tha muthafucin door bell and I'll press open...wtf? they expect me 2 go all da way downstairs & carry em up? shit happens way too often 2 me...
When people say, "Oh, I know how U feel, don't trip" NAH MUTHAFUCA, U have no clue...
When people say somethin 2 make themselves look good, and if U don't respond with a "wow" or somethin they will bring it up some how all night...It's like jeeez man, I see rite thru U...wtf U tryin 2 do? GOOD 4 U!
When no one wants 2 throw parties anymore cuzz there's too many rivals just waitin 2 get drunk & stab eachother at parties...
Here's a good one...when U stopped in traffic and then U look to tha lane next 2 U and see em movin fast, so U put some work in and try 2 be slick & quickly change lanes only 2 come 2 a stop again and watch tha previous lane U were in move fast...I swear, shit happens every time...
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In some states, it's illegal to turn right on a red. Maybe they're from out of state. Slow your roll.
On that change shit, you know what I hate? Seriously. When they hand you, say, 3 dollars and seventy eight cents in change. Now, the proper fucking way to do that, since they know you're going to put the change in your pocket, and the bills in your wallet, is to hand you the change, so you can fucking HOLD IT, and then the bills on top of that. NO. They never do that, do they? They hand you the fucking BILLS, and then try to balance the change on top of the bills. Why? What are they trying to do? Play some kind of wicked "Lets see if he drops the shit" game? It's fucking impossible to get the money off the top of the bills without dropping it, or putting it in your other hand, or whatever. All they have to do is hand you the change, which can neatly rest in your palm, and then hand you the bills on top. Everything's 'grasped'. Everythings 'tidy'. It just blows my mind why people do that. Sometimes I just stop and stare at them like Tony Soprano or something. Sometimes I drop the fucking change on the floor on purpose, and then go, oh, whoops! and make a big scene. It just blows my mind.
OMG I SWEAR I HATE THAT lol i was about the post the same thing!!!!
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I hate traffic jams when all it is caused by is people gawkin at the teen who rear ended somebody on the highway.
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When U are waiting for tha bus and someone ask U "Did the bus come yet?" If tha bus came I would not be standing my ass here asshole!
When people say "I dunno, I aint no rocket scientist" lol...why tha fuck do we alwayz assume those geeks is tha smartest people in da world?
U kno wats tha gayest thing ever? CHAIN LETTERS! 'ohh, send this to 70 people and something cool will happen 2 U 2morow' AND people actually fall 4 it...
When people line up 2 get Star Wars tickets 12 hours before they're even being sold...mann, how much of a square can U be? Just see it tha day after or somethin...
1 of tha biggest things that annoys tha shit outta me is when people chew loud...I have an uncle who just eats LOUD AS FUCK...just grubs tha fuck out...makes me wanna bitch-slap tha shit outta him...
When people adjust tha bass, and treble while you're driving, without asking. ughhhhhh....
When people ask if they can borrow shit when they aint gonna return tha favor...I had this homeless dood ask me 2day like 'can I BORROW 35 cents 4 tha bus' it's like mannn, I'm never see U again, yes U can HAVE IT!
When U live in an apartment and a bitch is comin 2 yur house and she calls up like 'hey, i'm outside'...It's like SO WHAT? Ring tha muthafucin door bell and I'll press open...wtf? they expect me 2 go all da way downstairs & carry em up? shit happens way too often 2 me...
When people say, "Oh, I know how U feel, don't trip" NAH MUTHAFUCA, U have no clue...
When people say somethin 2 make themselves look good, and if U don't respond with a "wow" or somethin they will bring it up some how all night...It's like jeeez man, I see rite thru U...wtf U tryin 2 do? GOOD 4 U!
When no one wants 2 throw parties anymore cuzz there's too many rivals just waitin 2 get drunk & stab eachother at parties...
Here's a good one...when U stopped in traffic and then U look to tha lane next 2 U and see em movin fast, so U put some work in and try 2 be slick & quickly change lanes only 2 come 2 a stop again and watch tha previous lane U were in move fast...I swear, shit happens every time...
LMFAO, each one of em are soooooooooooooooooo true.
LOL at the girl callin from outside 1. lolololololol
Props man