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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Casper on October 23, 2003, 11:25:30 PM

Title: The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: Casper on October 23, 2003, 11:25:30 PM
A woman went to her boyfriend's parents house for Christmas Dinner. This was her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman began to feel a little discomfort. Thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.

The gas pains were almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decided to relieve herself a bit and let out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

The woman thought, this is great and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer "rrriiippp".

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!".
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: [Stoned]Jesus H. Christ[Wheat] on October 23, 2003, 11:28:50 PM
thats some funny shit
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on October 24, 2003, 01:04:48 AM
lol
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: HHH on October 24, 2003, 01:25:07 AM
lol  ;D
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on October 24, 2003, 07:28:30 AM
ahahhahahahaaha lol ;D
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on October 24, 2003, 09:57:03 AM
 ;D
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: CRAFTY on October 24, 2003, 10:17:19 AM
LMAO  ;D
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: eS El Duque on October 24, 2003, 11:59:26 AM
LMAO ;D
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on October 24, 2003, 01:48:04 PM
lol
Title: Re:The Nervous Girl (funny joke)
Post by: T-Dogg on October 25, 2003, 10:10:17 AM
Hehe. ;D