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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: JTSimon on November 16, 2003, 12:49:56 AM
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There is no book nor scholar that can successfully prepare you for the Jedi mind games that you'll end up having to play throughout your life with the opposite sex. So with that in mind, we like to stick to the more meaningful physical advice.
Nobody has a sure fire solution on picking up chicks. That's the beauty of women.
Every approach has to be different. Women can sense a routine.
It's your first date, you're making out on the couch. You're thinking to yourself, "how the phuck am I going to make the, "couch -to- bed transition?"
She already brushed your hand away when you tried to grab her tit the first time, but there's no way you plan on stopping now. But how? Kobe is still fresh in your mind.
Don't ever be forceful and always be respectful...that is until you know she's cool then, you can stick your tongue in her ass before she can pronounce your last name.
Anyway, back to the couch... Lay down, but not on her. Lay down beside her. This makes for easier access. Make sure your good arm is free. You don't want to end up laying on it making it obvious as you start shifting around trying to get it free. We're working with the element of surprise.
If necessary, go the extra step and mask yourself in camouflage...
Start grinding with her. Press up against her. Get her to respond. No sudden movements. We're hunting Wabbits... Start grabbing her ass. Then start rubbing her back under her shirt. Dude, take your time.
Your kissing her, pulling her hair a bit and kissing her neck. She's wet. No doubt about it. At this point try her tits again. Never mind taking her Bra off. Too distracting. Too many ribbons and bows to play with. So again, gently brush your hand over the front of her bra (her boobs - for you freshmen) If she doesn't let you go there...again, Don't.
Start rubbing her crotch. Nicely. Is she wearing button fly? A belt? All these details you should have noticed when you picked her up four hours ago.
Now the choice must be made. Do you go for the crotch? But of course. You are male. Again, don't bother with the belts and the buckles. It's like trip wire.
At this point, you need to make sure you are not wearing a ring, a watch or even a bracelet. Take everything off that may potentially get caught on the rim of her pants or panties.
If a ring gets stuck on the rim of her pants , it's like shaking somebody out of a deep sleep. She'll snap out of it and it's game over. You must get down there quickly and smoothly.
If you can get to her lips, get your nicely washed and clean fingers in there and gently grab hold of that little man in the canoe with the inside of your index and middle finger. Remember - circular. Everything circular. At this point, she's not really good at saying, "no."
If she lets you paddle a bit, you can start whispering to her what you'd like to do to her. If she's receptive, then moving to your room won't be a problem. In fact, she'll probably suggest it.
If you're going to make it a one night stand, make sure to do the craziest shit ever. Stick and lick everywhere and everything. You never want her to forget you. But remember, wrap it up and NO means NO.
http://www.speedmonkey.net/ADVICE/popculture_get_in_pants.htm (http://www.speedmonkey.net/ADVICE/popculture_get_in_pants.htm)
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I'm a natural... ;)
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I'm a natural... ;)
Only because you be dating dem Jewish hoes ;D j/k
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
Lmao
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
Dude...we were both drunk
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
^ Coming from a man who has a girl dressed up like a football player in his avatar.
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
^ Coming from a man who has a girl dressed up like a football player in his avatar.
Whats wrong with that?
Trauma your an idiot.
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rape the b!tch :-*
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I'm a natural... ;)
Yeah homosexuality is a genetic thing...
^ Coming from a man who has a girl dressed up like a football player in his avatar.
i dont see no dress :D
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^ Coming from a man who has a girl dressed up like a football player in his avatar.
We are not talking about what you were for Halloween pal.
and btw, That is a cheerleader in my avatar. What's that in your ass?
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Hmm. You joke about someone being a homosexual, but yet the women you prefer dress up like men, carry footballs, wear shin guards, and have anti-glare paint on their face like a football player. I just think that's a little fruity, you like your women to look like men, that's all, LOL. I'm not hating. If you want to be gay and play dressup with your girls, that's fine, it's your perogative, I just don't know why you want to be hypocritical and insult other gays, when you're flaming with your avatar.
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if liking his avatar makes you gay then consider me mauzip.
as far as that article or whatever goes...LMAO...i'm gonna try it exactly that way next time im making out with a girl and see what happens.
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Has the world got so sad that nobody has any Mac anymore? You people honestly need an instruction manual to get a girl hot? I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
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Has the world got so sad that nobody has any Mac anymore? You people honestly need an instruction manual to get a girl hot? I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah but i bet the girls that get hot over you also look like pink
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Has the world got so sad that nobody has any Mac anymore? You people honestly need an instruction manual to get a girl hot? I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah but i bet the girls that get hot over you also look like pink
And how is that bad?
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Has the world got so sad that nobody has any Mac anymore? You people honestly need an instruction manual to get a girl hot? I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah but i bet the girls that get hot over you also look like pink
And how is that bad?
guess you didnt see the pic that was posted awhile back
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yeah, who the hell gets girl advice on an internet forum? lol
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LMAO! Trauma, you have replaced Big AG as the funniest person on this board.
I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah ok Brad Pitt, but you forgot to mention some things. how about that time, the stripper actually paid you to watch her!!! Or that trick you have, you know, the one where you run your fingers through your hair and automatically give any girl within a 15 foot radius an orgasm!!!
How are those gas station girls by the way? I guess you never have to worry about needing some lube huh? And the missing teeth make for better blow jobs right?
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yeah, who the hell gets girl advice on an internet forum? lol
The internet is my older brother ;)
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LMAO! Trauma, you have replaced Big AG as the funniest person on this board.
I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah ok Brad Pitt, but you forgot to mention some things. how about that time, the stripper actually paid you to watch her!!! Or that trick you have, you know, the one where you run your fingers through your hair and automatically give any girl within a 15 foot radius an orgasm!!!
How are those gas station girls by the way? I guess you never have to worry about needing some lube huh? And the missing teeth make for better blow jobs right?
I didn't say I took any of them up on it, I'm just saying girls scream when I walk in the room. I know you think I'm bullshitting you, but it's the honest truth. Everyfucking where I go (I'm not kidding, I'm serious) this happens. I go through the drivethru at McDonalds, I have people hitting on me at both windows. I walk in a gas station last week, the girl behind the counter says "You look good". What the fuck? I was in toys R us the other day, the cashier tells me what time she gets off, and she doesn't have anything to do. I've even had girls call me up from College, and I haven't been to school in 2 years. I go to the movies, and the girls behind the ticket counter recognize me and know what movie I saw last time.
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Has the world got so sad that nobody has any Mac anymore? You people honestly need an instruction manual to get a girl hot? I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
Trauma ::) don't kid yourself.
I take notes like George Costanza.
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LMAO! Trauma, you have replaced Big AG as the funniest person on this board.
I guess I'm the only good looking person on the board. I walk in gas stations and girls hit on me. I go to lunch and waitresses leave me phone numbers. It's all in your attitude, you don't need to read a book to have game.
yeah ok Brad Pitt, but you forgot to mention some things. how about that time, the stripper actually paid you to watch her!!! Or that trick you have, you know, the one where you run your fingers through your hair and automatically give any girl within a 15 foot radius an orgasm!!!
How are those gas station girls by the way? I guess you never have to worry about needing some lube huh? And the missing teeth make for better blow jobs right?
I didn't say I took any of them up on it, I'm just saying girls scream when I walk in the room. I know you think I'm bullshitting you, but it's the honest truth. Everyfucking where I go (I'm not kidding, I'm serious) this happens. I go through the drivethru at McDonalds, I have people hitting on me at both windows. I walk in a gas station last week, the girl behind the counter says "You look good". What the fuck? I was in toys R us the other day, the cashier tells me what time she gets off, and she doesn't have anything to do. I've even had girls call me up from College, and I haven't been to school in 2 years. I go to the movies, and the girls behind the ticket counter recognize me and know what movie I saw last time.
^Then your a fag.
So guys probably hit on you too huh? You take their offers....blowjob for oil change?
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Yea Trauma, we all believe you...I picture Trauma looking like a young Hulk Hogan.
If you're so sure that you look so breath-taking, why are you one of the only OG members of WCC who's never posted a pic?
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lmao this is classic!
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Yea Trauma, we all believe you...I picture Trauma looking like a young Hulk Hogan.
If you're so sure that you look so breath-taking, why are you one of the only OG members of WCC who's never posted a pic?
lmao...i picture trauma looking like the bitch in his avatar
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I picture Trauma, as a big burley diked out chick, posing as a man.
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I picture Trauma, as a big burley diked out chick, posing as a man.
That's quite a theory. Trauma is gay.