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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: cruzen records on November 24, 2003, 12:55:29 AM
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What do u think are some of the greatest punchlines in hiphop
"If you want to have the rainbow, Then sometimes you're gonna have to deal with the rain." Havoc mob deep
"its like having sex with a bimbo, fucking stupid." Funkoars sesta
"pull your dick out of the toilet, cos your fucking shit" 360
"call me tip top cos I'm good on ya mum" - Hau – Phenomenomenon
"oi suffa u cant sing.. yeh i cant even hum a tune but ill make this crowd bounce like bedsprings on a honeymoon" – Hilltop hoods
"Life's a bitch until you're fucking one, but it don't get much better when you're fucking with a rubber one" – funkoars
if lifes a bitch then deaths a slut cos death comes 4 everyone, and when its ur turn ya fucked – hilltops
you should call me albert cos im ahead of einstein – barbs
"i'm so ahead of my time my parents havn't even met yet" - Big L
"i sit on me arse all day and still got a hard earned thirst"- ken oath
i survived abortion – cage
The closest you ever got to a punchline
was your prom in 89
"...'Cause LC's the dopest, getting crowds out their seats like deep vein thrombosis..." – LC
more but to tyred to think
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"Lactose intolerant but I still milk your bitch" - SnoopGogg
"I'll put ass out, like you’s a cigarette and I’m the ashtray" - SnoopGogg
"I’m a rape victim, I got raped when I was born" - SnoopGogg
"Nowadays the only cat who can really spit is Sylvester" - SnoopGogg
"My Rhymes got more elasticity than Biggie's stretchmarks" - Chino XL
"Stick a dick in your eardrum, and fuck what you heard" - Ras Kass
"If u can find a better flow, i can find a dinosaur on Galapagos Archipelago" - Canibus 8)
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[Ja Rule]
"Yeah, Yeah
May the law be with niggaz who shout my name in vain
I'm a Murderer motherfucker, you loose change"
"DMX was my dog, but now we just dog fight
Sucking on glass dicks, calling them crack pipes"
"Who the fuck you callin' gay nigga, must a been talk to
Em' and "Dre", nigga, pour out a little liqour
And rest in peace to "Tupac Shakur", cause you let us know
that Dre was a queer before
And "Marshall" how dare you use his name in vain
Son of a panther, you'll never understand his pain
But you do understand trailer parks and cocaine
Disrespcting your mother what fuckin part of
the game is that man , I guess this world need change
so we got it, and now I gotta put 'em in the grave
Red, guide 'em before they put us in the cage
Rule' and Gotti america's most wanted to many..
Come and get me!!! (Pretty soon ya gonna pay)"
"They say I rap to rhythm and blues
But when I turn on the radio, I hear y'all niggaz rappin' it too
He's like "Baby can you give it to me"
Nah, I'ma give it to you
The same way that we gave it to Proof
The same way that we gave it to Loose"
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[Ja Rule]
"They say I rap to rhythm and blues
But when I turn on the radio, I hear y'all niggaz rappin' it too
He's like "Baby can you give it to me"
Nah, I'ma give it to you
The same way that we gave it to Proof
The same way that we gave it to Loose"
Busta Diss Stupid Bitch(Ja)
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Ludacris
"My filthy mouth it wont fight cavities, or beat plaq/
So I shot the tooth fairy, and took my old teeth back"
"Its the Chicken & the Beer that makes Luda keep rappin/
but no pork on my fork I dont even speak pig latin"
"I own so many jerseys Im a throw-back mess/
I hit the cleaners and tell em I want a full-court press"
"So stand clear of the long side-burns and goatee/
They made the mold of the penis enlarger off me"
Ludacris is sick on the mic....He might be the king of punchlines right now IMO...Check out "HipHop Quotables" from Chicken n Beer and youll know whassup.
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"You Need Braces On Your Ass So You can get your shit Straight" - Mic The mos Confident
"Im Like A Prostitute Im Always Fuckin Outstanding" - Mic The Mos
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Hmmm....... Punchlines..... I wonder...
JIN??? ;D
you wanna say i'm chinese son? here's a reminda
check your tims they probably say "made in china"
don't make me get on this tip and straight kill ya
his name is sterling cause all he rocks is silver
dude, you, stop followin trends
your girl must love alcohol cause she be swallowin' jin
this is 106 and park, i'm a hard act to follow
you a amateur, you go to the apollo
yo, if the rap game is whack, everybody's blamin you
you from brookyln? then biggie mush be ashamed of you
matter fact, you from bk, i heard they murder things
only time he seen beef is when he go to burger king
you wanna talk about guns, that's why you get your stutter on
only toast he packs is the kind you put butter on
ask your girl, i was doin somethin at her house
matter fact, she had my eggroll and my dumplings in her mouth
yo, i get girls, who you tryin to dis man?
he masturbate so much he had to roc a wristband
you got guns pointed my way
he's so played out, i thought he was the old school joint of the day
i got fans across the country, jin is who they feelin'
last time he had a fan, it was spinnin on the ceilin'
you aint a regae arist and i aint hatin on you
stop lyin, mrs. cleo is more jamaican than you
and don't make me start rappin in chinese on the microphone
"nei fan oak kay lah" that means take your sorry butt home!
lol Those were the freestyles from Freestyle Friday where he murdered those peeps. ;D
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Ja rule really killed 50 in "loose change" and on his new album.. hopefully people will realize this and stop hatin on ja just cause 50 said so. FUck 50
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I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
Your career is George Burns I can't believe you ain't dead yet
I show more blind rage Than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage
Talent like mine is rarely seen like handicaps havin intercourse
You blew up like Roseanne's belly/Your style's too old to do me like Aaliyah and R. Kelly
But I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread chlamydia
My styles like A.I.D.S., half of ya'll got it, but none of ya'll are sayin' shit
You ain't just wack/You what wack wants to be when it grows up
8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me/One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar!
It's still all relative like West Virginans before they marry.
King Tech's astonishing, like Craig Mack without his Acne Cream
I don't give a fuck if Jesus write your verses and Satan and God produced it
You made a 3 minute song, thats 3 minutes too long
All Chino XL
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Big L gots a shit load i just cant think of any! but just listen to "Put it On" thats full of them
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You can't spit nigga so you obviously must sallow
And beats more fat than Doc Dre, from MTV
Masta Ace
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"This little nigga Ja-Rule, Talking bout he's gonna slap me. Nigga please
You gotta jump and swing up to hit me in the knees"
"To tell you to suck my dick while I'm pissin
I don't even listen to your shit to know who the fuck I'm dissin"
(Dre, taken from Shit Hits Tha Fan)
"I'm quick to Murder-Inc with lead, and I ain't talkin' bout a pencil"
"You Got shot in yo video, tryin' to mock pac, you mockavely, get your own idea"
(Obie Trice Ft. Eminem and d12 - Doe Ray Me)
"When it comes to beef, you don't do nothin' but cook"
(Jadakiss, taken from Rite Where You Stand)
"With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this"
"My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate"
"You want your shit to blow up?
Well I'ma stuff some dynamite in your ass crack "
"Your ass forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory"
"You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang"
"I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's" - damn that's a genius one... (E's = Ease...)
"I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks"
"You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers"
"You can fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"
(Eminem Ft. Eye Kyu - 313 DAAAAAMN THAT SONG IS PURE GENIOUS)
"You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula"
(Eminem - Open Mic)
And there's so much more...
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"With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this"
lmao wheres this from
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Fucc Ja Rule
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"you could come with five nines and still couldn't rock my city"
"i spit more fire than an 80 year olds cake on his birthday"
"i stuck to your skin, never to move like a birthmark"
"putting your dick in the air when you bust is the only way you'll come up"
those are some of the favorites that i've wrote in some of my rhymes before, peace.
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"i'm like a bum with no legs, i can't stand working" Classified
peace.
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"but you still missed the point like a free throw shot" Jadakiss
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You'z a flee, and I'm the big dog
I scratch you of my balls with my Muthafuckin paws
- Snoop Doog
Everybody wanna put their dope on me
Sayin' I won't get searched by th LAPD
- Ice Cube
peace
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I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
Your career is George Burns I can't believe you ain't dead yet
I show more blind rage Than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage
Talent like mine is rarely seen like handicaps havin intercourse
You blew up like Roseanne's belly/Your style's too old to do me like Aaliyah and R. Kelly
But I spread new rap styles like prostitutes spread chlamydia
My styles like A.I.D.S., half of ya'll got it, but none of ya'll are sayin' shit
You ain't just wack/You what wack wants to be when it grows up
8 out of every 10 chicks are attracted to me/One is a relative, and the other one a damn liar!
It's still all relative like West Virginans before they marry.
King Tech's astonishing, like Craig Mack without his Acne Cream
I don't give a fuck if Jesus write your verses and Satan and God produced it
You made a 3 minute song, thats 3 minutes too long
All Chino XL
C'mon man. Seriously.
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ask beavis i get nothing but head
big l
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I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
C'mon man. Seriously.
Does that upset you? LMAO. Because all those lines are hot. But, then again, you think D-12 is dope, so...
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I'm trying not to get fucked like 2Pac in jail
C'mon man. Seriously.
Does that upset you? LMAO. Because all those lines are hot. But, then again, you think D-12 is dope, so...
I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.
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I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.
LMAO. Did I say they were? I don't think I did. Quote me saying "Chino's Punchlins are better than Eminem's, Lloyd Banks' and Fabolous'."
Haha. You're a funny guy. If we're talking 98 Eminem, it's close. He used to have me rolling back in the day. Banks doesn't even have me cracking a smile. Fab does once in a while, but his Punches are similar, much like Banks.
Explain why those aren't funny.
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" got niggas' heads dividin' faster than nerds at a calculus convention.
see i school niggas, then i afterschool niggas, like detention." - Ras Kass
"I'm strong enough to throw a bullet faster than a gun can shoot it" - Canibus
"So fly, i need a passport just to walk" - Canibus
---- All these from "Uni-4-orm" by Heltah Skeltah feat. Canibus, Ras
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I just can't possibly understand why you think those corny ass punches are so much better than say Eminem's, Lloyd Banks', or even Fabolous' punchlines.
LMAO. Did I say they were? I don't think I did. Quote me saying "Chino's Punchlins are better than Eminem's, Lloyd Banks' and Fabolous'."
Haha. You're a funny guy. If we're talking 98 Eminem, it's close. He used to have me rolling back in the day. Banks doesn't even have me cracking a smile. Fab does once in a while, but his Punches are similar, much like Banks.
Explain why those aren't funny.
Well, you seem to love Chino, yet despise the 3 rappers I mentioned. If you don't think Chino is any better then those 3, then how come you always show Chino love but not them? Or am I missin' something?
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" got niggas' heads dividin' faster than nerds at a calculus convention.
see i school niggas, then i afterschool niggas, like detention." - Ras Kass
"I'm strong enough to throw a bullet faster than a gun can shoot it" - Canibus
"So fly, i need a passport just to walk" - Canibus
---- All these from "Uni-4-orm" by Heltah Skeltah feat. Canibus, Ras
Now those are some motherfuccin' lyrics. Rassy Kassy and Bis are both a lot better lyrically than Chino XL IMO.
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I twist you in a different shape
and toss you in Michigan Lake
for fisherman's sake
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Well, you seem to love Chino, yet despise the 3 rappers I mentioned. If you don't think Chino is any better then those 3, then how come you always show Chino love but not them? Or am I missin' something?
Chino is dope. I've LIKED, not loved, Chino since Here To Save You All, where he went neck and neck with someone who you claim is superior than him, Ras Kass. Peep "Riiiot" that's Chino matching Ras Kass line for line. As for Fabolous, Banks and Em. I give Fab props, ask Jome. Do I think Fab is as skilled as Chino? Not close. Banks, he's just another Mixtape rapper to me. He's nowhere near Chino's level, that's real. Eminem used to be a close contender, then he started studio thugging, singing on records and making lame diss records, that I lost all hope. Em has what it takes to match Chino, but he doesn't show it for some reason. He'd rather try to impress 50 with mumble mouth nonsensical rapping.
What I find funny, those lyrics from Ras and Canibus are no different than Chino's. Yet, you dig them? Why? Because even though you claim you like Chino, it's obvious you don't. Bias hating.
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don't even talk about guns/
the only nine you got is a five dollar bill and four ones/ canibus- patriots
you dont impress me and no one can test me/
An Emcee so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me/ Canibus- Beasts From The East
I grab mics and push niggas to the left/
so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chests/ Canibus- Beasts From The East
Yo, I rip shit with the ballistic characteristics/
Of a hollow tip at point blank distance/ Canibus- 2000BC
They so gassed, if a bitch sucked they dick they'd probably cum helium/ Canibus- 2000BC
just to name a few, peace.
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[Ja Rule]
"Yeah, Yeah
May the law be with niggaz who shout my name in vain
I'm a Murderer motherfucker, you loose change"
"DMX was my dog, but now we just dog fight
Sucking on glass dicks, calling them crack pipes"
"Who the fuck you callin' gay nigga, must a been talk to
Em' and "Dre", nigga, pour out a little liqour
And rest in peace to "Tupac Shakur", cause you let us know
that Dre was a queer before
And "Marshall" how dare you use his name in vain
Son of a panther, you'll never understand his pain
But you do understand trailer parks and cocaine
Disrespcting your mother what fuckin part of
the game is that man , I guess this world need change
so we got it, and now I gotta put 'em in the grave
Red, guide 'em before they put us in the cage
Rule' and Gotti america's most wanted to many..
Come and get me!!! (Pretty soon ya gonna pay)"
"They say I rap to rhythm and blues
But when I turn on the radio, I hear y'all niggaz rappin' it too
He's like "Baby can you give it to me"
Nah, I'ma give it to you
The same way that we gave it to Proof
The same way that we gave it to Loose"
THATS HARD FROM JA, SOME NICE LYRICS, COMING HARD, VERY SUPRISED, IS THERE ANYWHERE I CAN DOWNLOAD THIS!
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Check your sexuality, as fruity as this Alize
***2 Pac - Toss It Up***
I cause brain tumors, thinkin' of a thought to think
Lettin' off caliber's ‘til the chamber need to be changed
***Kurupt - Callin Out Names***
Every few years niggas think they can deal with the real
Now I gots to fuck Cypress Hill
I got a voice you should fear!
I drink a beer bust a rap and end your fucking career
You fuckin cowards
Never seen a hood high powered
Like the Westside Connect
Slide me my tech
I Got'em
Soon as I spot'em I'm dumpin
Gots to treat these bitch ass niggas like they stole something
I see a joint in your clutch
You're smokin that shit too much
Got your bitch ass touched
Sen Dogg you can't rap from the guts
And B-Real sounding like he got baby nuts
I don't know why y'all think y'all slick
I don't know what rapper down wit your click
I don't know one bitch on your dick
And I don't know one nigga pumping your shit
I hear you claiming South Central wait...
You ain't from my hood!
Y'all hoes from South Gate
Coming with a voice high pitched
The "B" in B-Real must stand for Bitch
***Ice Cube - King Of The Hill (Cube showing us that he hasnt lost it)***
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;DGOOD THREAD!
Ludacris is the king of this shit but there are a lotta crazy rappers makin awesome ones: here's some from the top of ma dome.
You see I'm ambidexterous,
I slap ass with both hands!
-luda
Cause I go on blind dates
with actual blind people!
-Luda
The whole of Tech N9ne - Worst Enemy, shit's mad
Will drop some more lata
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more from down under
"i smoke a deck on a good night/on a bad i smoke two like suge knight" hilltop hoods
from freestyles
" i pull more chicks then gravity" adikkal
"you wont ever move up like a fat kid on a sea saw" adikkal
"you trying to rhyme is like an amputee playing twista" adikkal
down load the freestyle here > http://www.mp3.com.au/track.asp?id=63702
"i cut through you with ease/ the only time you be iller then me is with foot and mouth disease" mic rippah battling some pom
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Chino will destroy damn near any rapper out there today when it comes to punchlines (apart from maybe rass) and for the records Chino will DISMANTLE eminem HARD.
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Chino will destroy damn near any rapper out there today when it comes to punchlines (apart from maybe rass) and for the records Chino will DISMANTLE eminem HARD.
lool why you compare every battle rapper to eminem sayin he'd rape Em? you got a Eminem-Battle-Complex? ???