West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: mrtonguetwista on December 11, 2003, 09:45:05 PM
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An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.
A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.
Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.
Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow.
© Reuters
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lmfao dat sux imagine the fone was his son's or sumthin ahahhahahahah ;D ;D ;D
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I gotta go erase some text messegez...
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I gotta go erase some text messegez...
Yeah you don't want BuBBa to sew up your asshole while your sleeping huh?
On the real, I would kill that bitch. Cheating on your spouse sucks and all, but damn I would still kill her.
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I gotta go erase some text messegez...
Yeah you don't want BuBBa to sew up your asshole while your sleeping huh?
lmao...the intro to that old method man song comes to mind