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Title: Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Immortal on January 22, 2004, 11:20:36 PM
Post your favourite quotes of rappers that you thought were most hilarious

I got one:

2PAc ""I fucked his (Biggie) wife two days after I got out of jail and HE'S talking about being a player? Now imagine how plastic that shit is" - (Interview with Tupac)

then there was this otha one that i cant totally remember, it went like "yea its true that im getting pussy, but your getting dick"--2pac
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Lord Funk on January 22, 2004, 11:54:16 PM
My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:

"The only thing that can kill me is death."

...Er... yep.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Don Dolla on January 23, 2004, 02:10:11 AM
Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: GangstaBoogy on January 23, 2004, 02:20:34 AM
Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.

when I heard that it made me wanna burn all my rap cds

50 Cent: "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
 ::)
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: NeoSoul on January 23, 2004, 05:10:33 AM
i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Shark on January 23, 2004, 10:04:23 AM
i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!
that quote is sick i love it.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Kill on January 23, 2004, 10:46:33 AM
lol, makes me remember a Big L line

"They say a real man won't hit a girl, but i ain't real cause I beat bitches up"

L had a lot of funny lines anyways



and then there's the dumb funny lines like Warren G's "What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T" and that type of shit, there was a similar topic couple weeks ago. And lol @ that Pac quote
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: 7even on January 23, 2004, 10:59:34 AM
hey bitch you aint shit you speakin my language?! it's English, bitch you shouldnt be talkin to strangers
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: smerlus on January 23, 2004, 11:50:53 AM
i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin

Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


In A Real Way!


i live by that on a daily basis
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: budsmokeronly on January 23, 2004, 12:07:46 PM
"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/
She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"


hahaha I luv that couple of lines by suga free.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Kaidy on January 23, 2004, 12:21:14 PM
"Suga Free...







Bitches swangin on ma dick sayin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on January 23, 2004, 04:10:29 PM

She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"



You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: budsmokeronly on January 23, 2004, 05:27:27 PM

She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"



You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.

naw your just retarded.  go back to listening to snoop.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Kill on January 23, 2004, 05:30:38 PM
"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/

well, maybe I'm retarded too but i don't see why this part of ur quote is funny either
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: OmNIsCiUs on January 23, 2004, 05:32:01 PM
haha@ suga free...

1st thing that popped into my head was snoop talkin on PTCTBDB "It's time for the bosses to check the underbosses and get the game back right"...
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on January 23, 2004, 05:42:07 PM
Hahaha Suga Free is a funny mothafucka!

D-P-G||Loco
Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!


I got that shit on my phone I listenn to it daily wit my other MP3s

....why is this world full of bitches?
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: budsmokeronly on January 23, 2004, 07:54:22 PM
well if you guys listened to the song you would know its funny, but I'm sure your still retarded anyways.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: GangstaBoogy on January 23, 2004, 08:08:35 PM
this aint really funny but it always confused me...

Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"

 ???
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Suga Foot on January 23, 2004, 08:21:34 PM
"2 Words: Freeway Slightly Retarded"

Freeway on Kanye West's "2 Words"
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on January 24, 2004, 12:35:21 AM
"We got big dicks...This is NOT Japan" -Sccit


It's some oldass shit, but check the track here ("Nice Try" with AlerG), it's pretty funny...http://www.soundclick.com/sccithashit (http://www.soundclick.com/sccithashit)
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Danté Williams on January 24, 2004, 07:25:05 AM
Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".

"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"

Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Kill on January 24, 2004, 10:01:12 AM
I'm sure your still retarded anyways.

aight coo
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Mygla on January 24, 2004, 10:11:05 AM
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick gots to fit

gay ass line
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Juronimo on January 24, 2004, 06:31:59 PM
We should just make this a funny Sugafree quote thread.

"It's estimated that 9 out of 10 men don't check their spouse
But Suga Free will tell your pretty ass to get the fuck out"

Not really funny but clever and words to live by.

"Oooh Catastrophe!
Bitch rather slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of pimp piss but this hoe had the audacity
To ask me for a dollar even though it's all I had left
These lying greedy ass hoes will 50 cent your ass to death!"

"Why did the little girl carry a goldfish in her pocket?
So she could smell like the big girls!"

Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on January 25, 2004, 04:28:08 PM
My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:

"The only thing that can kill me is death."

...Er... yep.

maybe he means by death somethin like the grim reaper aka a natural cause


this aint really funny but it always confused me...

Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"

 ???

he's sayin he aint gonna pay shit for a woman..
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: SikksTrey on January 25, 2004, 04:34:25 PM
Man, Suga Free is the shieeet!

E-40 and Devin usually drop some funny shit too..


This one's simple, but I still love it...check my sig.

Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Juronimo on January 25, 2004, 05:59:16 PM
Mufucka ain't gotta be flash sportin all in front of a batch to get a batch
That hoe protectin' shit don't work that batch just wants your scrizzatch
--E40

It's not really the words he says it's how he says it.

Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Smoke on January 25, 2004, 06:12:49 PM
"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: ·SiNiStEr· on January 25, 2004, 08:20:54 PM
"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"

haha thats koo
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: YoungGotti42k on January 25, 2004, 09:47:43 PM
yeah devin comes up with some funny shit, but suga free's shit is the best. hi-c, dj quik, even the luniz

"pass the dubee to the left biddy bam bam fool, whoa, what the fuck wrong with you?"
-luniz 5 on it
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: R-Tistic on January 25, 2004, 11:00:35 PM
Yeah Suga Free quotes would have to run this thread. DJ Quik has millions of em too tho. They are my favorite rappers, well up there with em, because they don't have to be complex and all to be tite, they say funny shit that is clever as hell that most rappers would never think about sayin. The entire verse from DJ Quik's "Better never than late" is comedy.

Tha Eastsidaz have some funny lines, some aren't meant to be funny but jus them bein too hard sounds funny as hell to me...same with Boo Yaa tribe.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Lil Jay on January 26, 2004, 01:13:09 AM
"she said suga free, you know anything about cars, honey? I said yeah, you fill em up with hoes take em to the hoe stroll so they can get that money!"
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: BL7 on January 26, 2004, 01:25:18 AM
"she was bold enough to take the kids......she was bold enough to fuck my friend....she was bold enough to go & snitch.....so I was bold enough to SLAP THE BITCH!"

;D
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: NobodyButMe on January 26, 2004, 09:48:17 AM
Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".

"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"

Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!

how about 'only reason a bitch wears panties is to keep her ankles warm'
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Kaidy on January 26, 2004, 10:11:05 AM
couple more Free classics:

"Ho if I tell you a flea could pull a tree, you get a chain and hook his lil ass up"

"I left her...  ol monkeymouth to' up ass raggedy heffa"


and who could forget this piece of lyrical genius by Kurupt:

"Shit the fuck up bitch, eat a dick bitch. Eat a bowl of shit bitch"

Splendid.
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: David420 on January 26, 2004, 04:54:22 PM
"I recide in pamona
i got some bitches on the kona
my baby's momma with em 2
cause im a muthafukin fu
    -suga free

that was some dope and funny shit

suga free is a muthafukin fu
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: Nightfall on January 27, 2004, 09:19:46 AM
2pac wouldve rolled wit me if he was still alive - Ja Rule
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: youngmessnucca on January 27, 2004, 09:51:37 AM
E-40: "If U see me in the woods in a fight with a bear, don't help me nigga, help the bear"

Lloyd Banks "What Goes Around"
"G-Unit is Guerillas & Black Child is the mascot"
"Ahshanti's sideburns is thicker than mine"
"As for Charli her studio time was a waste, she looks like she took a bag of flour to the face"
Title: Re:Funniest quotes from rappers
Post by: 7even on January 27, 2004, 02:01:19 PM
I stay indigenous like a Cherokee when I say nobody can compete with me