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DUBCC - Tha Connection => West Coast Classics => Topic started by: Immortal on January 22, 2004, 11:20:36 PM
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Post your favourite quotes of rappers that you thought were most hilarious
I got one:
2PAc ""I fucked his (Biggie) wife two days after I got out of jail and HE'S talking about being a player? Now imagine how plastic that shit is" - (Interview with Tupac)
then there was this otha one that i cant totally remember, it went like "yea its true that im getting pussy, but your getting dick"--2pac
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My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:
"The only thing that can kill me is death."
...Er... yep.
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Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.
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Loon: "Im on my J-O-B and thats why yall hate on me" definately the gayest line ive ever heard.
when I heard that it made me wanna burn all my rap cds
50 Cent: "I love you like a fat kid love cake"
::)
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i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin
Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!
In A Real Way!
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i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin
Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!
In A Real Way!
that quote is sick i love it.
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lol, makes me remember a Big L line
"They say a real man won't hit a girl, but i ain't real cause I beat bitches up"
L had a lot of funny lines anyways
and then there's the dumb funny lines like Warren G's "What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T" and that type of shit, there was a similar topic couple weeks ago. And lol @ that Pac quote
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hey bitch you aint shit you speakin my language?! it's English, bitch you shouldnt be talkin to strangers
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i always loved this suga free line from Why Ya Bullshittin
Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!
In A Real Way!
i live by that on a daily basis
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"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/
She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"
hahaha I luv that couple of lines by suga free.
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"Suga Free...
Bitches swangin on ma dick sayin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"
You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.
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She used work down there at the sperm bank/
but she got fired for drinkin on the job"
You shouldn't have typed the others.This is the funny shit about the quote.
naw your just retarded. go back to listening to snoop.
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"Now whats the problem nigga/
Wha what your lady won't suck yo dick?/
cause for the very low low price of $100/
You can use my bitch/
And if ya act now/
Man I'll throw in a hoe that'll buff yo knob/
well, maybe I'm retarded too but i don't see why this part of ur quote is funny either
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haha@ suga free...
1st thing that popped into my head was snoop talkin on PTCTBDB "It's time for the bosses to check the underbosses and get the game back right"...
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Hahaha Suga Free is a funny mothafucka!
D-P-G||Loco
Suga Free: Now ill never hit a woman (NAH), but ill slap da shit out of a biatch why ya bullshittin!
I got that shit on my phone I listenn to it daily wit my other MP3s
....why is this world full of bitches?
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well if you guys listened to the song you would know its funny, but I'm sure your still retarded anyways.
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this aint really funny but it always confused me...
Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"
???
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"2 Words: Freeway Slightly Retarded"
Freeway on Kanye West's "2 Words"
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"We got big dicks...This is NOT Japan" -Sccit
It's some oldass shit, but check the track here ("Nice Try" with AlerG), it's pretty funny...http://www.soundclick.com/sccithashit (http://www.soundclick.com/sccithashit)
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Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".
"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"
Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!
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I'm sure your still retarded anyways.
aight coo
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Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick gots to fit
gay ass line
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We should just make this a funny Sugafree quote thread.
"It's estimated that 9 out of 10 men don't check their spouse
But Suga Free will tell your pretty ass to get the fuck out"
Not really funny but clever and words to live by.
"Oooh Catastrophe!
Bitch rather slide down a slide of razor blades into a pool of pimp piss but this hoe had the audacity
To ask me for a dollar even though it's all I had left
These lying greedy ass hoes will 50 cent your ass to death!"
"Why did the little girl carry a goldfish in her pocket?
So she could smell like the big girls!"
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My favourite quote from Pac (because it's funny-dumb, not funny-ha-ha) is:
"The only thing that can kill me is death."
...Er... yep.
maybe he means by death somethin like the grim reaper aka a natural cause
this aint really funny but it always confused me...
Eminem: Superman "bitch if you died I wouldnt buy you life"
???
he's sayin he aint gonna pay shit for a woman..
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Man, Suga Free is the shieeet!
E-40 and Devin usually drop some funny shit too..
This one's simple, but I still love it...check my sig.
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Mufucka ain't gotta be flash sportin all in front of a batch to get a batch
That hoe protectin' shit don't work that batch just wants your scrizzatch
--E40
It's not really the words he says it's how he says it.
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"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"
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"Wanna know why all the hoes call me Soopafly
Cause if my dick was a blunt bitch we all be high"
haha thats koo
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yeah devin comes up with some funny shit, but suga free's shit is the best. hi-c, dj quik, even the luniz
"pass the dubee to the left biddy bam bam fool, whoa, what the fuck wrong with you?"
-luniz 5 on it
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Yeah Suga Free quotes would have to run this thread. DJ Quik has millions of em too tho. They are my favorite rappers, well up there with em, because they don't have to be complex and all to be tite, they say funny shit that is clever as hell that most rappers would never think about sayin. The entire verse from DJ Quik's "Better never than late" is comedy.
Tha Eastsidaz have some funny lines, some aren't meant to be funny but jus them bein too hard sounds funny as hell to me...same with Boo Yaa tribe.
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"she said suga free, you know anything about cars, honey? I said yeah, you fill em up with hoes take em to the hoe stroll so they can get that money!"
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"she was bold enough to take the kids......she was bold enough to fuck my friend....she was bold enough to go & snitch.....so I was bold enough to SLAP THE BITCH!"
;D
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Suga Free is the king of the funny quotes. I love this line from Quik's "Get tha money".
"If I hang around nine mo motherfuckers just like you...I would be the tenth.... (why dont you straighten up and get a job) YAAAAH!!"
Its the way he says it, that guy is funny!
how about 'only reason a bitch wears panties is to keep her ankles warm'
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couple more Free classics:
"Ho if I tell you a flea could pull a tree, you get a chain and hook his lil ass up"
"I left her... ol monkeymouth to' up ass raggedy heffa"
and who could forget this piece of lyrical genius by Kurupt:
"Shit the fuck up bitch, eat a dick bitch. Eat a bowl of shit bitch"
Splendid.
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"I recide in pamona
i got some bitches on the kona
my baby's momma with em 2
cause im a muthafukin fu
-suga free
that was some dope and funny shit
suga free is a muthafukin fu
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2pac wouldve rolled wit me if he was still alive - Ja Rule
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E-40: "If U see me in the woods in a fight with a bear, don't help me nigga, help the bear"
Lloyd Banks "What Goes Around"
"G-Unit is Guerillas & Black Child is the mascot"
"Ahshanti's sideburns is thicker than mine"
"As for Charli her studio time was a waste, she looks like she took a bag of flour to the face"
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I stay indigenous like a Cherokee when I say nobody can compete with me