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Title: Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: R-Tistic on February 13, 2004, 01:30:19 AM
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NEW YORK (Feb. 12) - Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken. After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's ''business manager,'' Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken ''feel it's time to spend some quality time - apart.''
   
''Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end,'' said Arons, who quickly added that the duo ''will remain friends.''

Truth be told, the announcement was prompted by the fact that Mattel is releasing the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. Ken will still be in the picture - only now he's ''just a friend,'' Mattel claims.

Whatever. The important news is that to better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.
 
Barbie - the most popular fashion doll in the world, according to Mattel - met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they have been inseparable ever since.

Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained.

Another possible factor is Barbie's career. The doll who was ''born'' Barbie Millicent Roberts in 1959 has been everything from a rock star to military medic, and she's currently marketed in more than 150 countries. According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world.

So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons: ''He will head for other waves.''

Damn...how am I supposed to trust females, if Barbie broke up with Ken after 43 years? Fuck Valentine's day!!!
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: The Big Bad Ass on February 13, 2004, 01:34:18 AM
I knew Ken was gay. I just knew it.
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on February 13, 2004, 04:31:20 AM
^^Lol!!^^
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on February 13, 2004, 07:04:35 AM
Of course he's gay!

buy another Ken,send them at night to the city and you won't see them back!
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Suga Foot on February 13, 2004, 04:26:47 PM
That's kinda fucked up for real.  I guess it's kinda reflecting today's society tho.
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Sikotic™ on February 13, 2004, 10:54:56 PM
Jesus Christ it's just dolls lol. How can you break them up, thet're not real.

This world is nuts sometimes.
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Suffice on February 14, 2004, 12:07:26 AM
man, i fucking hate this kind of writing. Are they trying to be cute personifying these fucking dolls as real peolpe? just say shit like it is - they're gonna stop producing Ken
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: R-Tistic on February 14, 2004, 01:11:36 AM
That's kinda fucked up for real.  I guess it's kinda reflecting today's society tho.

Yeah thas real tho
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on February 17, 2004, 01:54:18 AM
they're gonna stop producing Ken


They're still producing "Ken dolls" though...Didn't you read? It said they were "just friends" now...LMAO! What has the world come to?
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Suffice on February 17, 2004, 09:41:26 PM
The next step is a lesbian friend for Barbie, some fine lookin' doll named Jenny or Lizzie or somethin. Mark my words
Title: Re:Damn, Barbie and Ken broke up...
Post by: Don Rizzle on February 18, 2004, 08:48:40 AM
where is this from?