West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Breezio on February 20, 2004, 12:26:37 AM
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whats the stupidest thing you've ever heard come out of someones mouth?
like a week ago our new guy at work answered the phone for the first time...here was his convo:
Radioshack, this is Joe, How can i help you?
customer: do you guys carry camcorder battery chargers
(joe doesnt know so he asks us...we say no)
Joe: no we dont, you should try some sort of electronics store
(i laugh in the background and quietly say "we are an electronics store joe")....heres the kicker
Joe: Are we an electronics store?
i swear to god dude is standing in the middle of radioshack right in between the police scanners, cell phones, and portable cd players and he actually had to ask if we were an electronics store...lmao
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I've heard a guy say there's 36 months in a year
I've heard a chick say New York was a country
I've heard a chick asking if a blind date was when blind people hook up
I've heard a dude say there's 32 states in the US
I've heard a dude say Vanilla Ice is hot, but then claimed he's not gay
Oh man, I've heard some stupid ass shit, I can't just think it all up off the top of my head, but man, I hate stupid people...
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i remember hearing someone say "i'd never fuck doggystyle, isn't that illegal" or some shit like that, implying fucking a dog...i couldn't believe what i was hearing, peace.
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i went to this place one time w/ a friend called the pilchuck drive in...its just a little hole in the wall restaraunt...good food though...she walked up to the lady to order and asked:
"the chicken strips...are they fish or chicken?"....
after that i immediately called her boyfriend and told him he was dating a total dumbass...the entire restaraunt (the whole 12 feet) heard it and was laughing at her.
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i remember hearing someone say "i'd never fuck doggystyle, isn't that illegal" or some shit like that, implying fucking a dog...i couldn't believe what i was hearing, peace.
its not illegal for normal citizens but it is if your in the military.
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I have one thats pretty funny. A couple years ago i was watching football with my then girlfriend and she blurted out one of the funniest/stupiest things ever. She asked me why none of the players tripped over the yellow line on the field. Now I couldn't even hold the laughter back, and she was pretty embarrassed. After about 15 minutes of laughing I finally told her that the line was only visible to us, to tell us where the first down was. Last time she watched football with me.
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i was ordering food and asked for a chicken parmigiana and he asked me if i wanted cheese on it. LOL
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this guy on my school always fucks the McDonalds with fucking stupid questions, like ordering a cheeseburger without cheese. and the stupid fuck who work full-time at mcDonalds don't know what to do, they just stare at him like :-\
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Every word that comes out of Jessica Simpson's mouth..
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last year in auto shop me and all my homies were watching TV and that J.Lo LL Cool J video came on and this one dude, Jorge goes "damn, look at her lips.... I-I-I wanna Fuck her in the Mouth" and I said "you mean you want her to give u a BJ?" and he goes "hell no I wanna fuck her mouth", everybody started laughing at him.
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1. Sitting in a pub with my sister last summer during the tennis. She says: "Where's Wimbledon being held this year?"
2. My mate Rob at work calling 192 (non-UK peeps - it's the phone number you used to call to ask for a phone number you don't know):
Operator: "Directory enquiries; what name please?"
Rob: "Er... Rob."
That last one had me on the floor laughing.
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my friend asked me if i was a diplomat now that i received my diplomas
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I've heard a guy say there's 36 months in a year
I've heard a chick say New York was a country
I've heard a chick asking if a blind date was when blind people hook up
I've heard a dude say there's 32 states in the US
I've heard a dude say Vanilla Ice is hot, but then claimed he's not gay
Oh man, I've heard some stupid ass shit, I can't just think it all up off the top of my head, but man, I hate stupid people...
LMFAO
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my friend asked me if i was a diplomat now that i received my diplomas
lol maybe it was a joke ;D
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^ nah he was serious..defintely..he's the type of guy to ask those kind of questions
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My brother and I were working long hours on a job a few months back. We worked like a month straight. He was complaining that he had to work "every day in a row". lol
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there is a dumbass motherfucker in my cisco co-op...during one of the blocks, the office applications group (pretty much for dumb people) started to debate about gays and if they should get married.
His arguement was...gays should all be killed and don't deserve to be even equal to us.
then his friend asked him if he watches lesbian porn and if it turns him on...he said "yes...but they're not gays...they're lesbains!"
that shit had me laughing for a good hour
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WOW okay, ive had some guy ask if Jewish was a country... (i really wanted to sock him) lolol. Ive also heard somebody say that JFK was alive but hes just hiding in a cave along with Tupac, Biggie and Elvis (this dude was dead serious btw). People these days.. ::)
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Ive also heard somebody say that JFK was alive but hes just hiding in a cave along with Tupac, Biggie and Elvis (this dude was dead serious btw).
ROFL they should put that guy in a Psychiatric Institution.. in a few months he prob starts thinkin hes Napoleon and that he can fly high in the sky with the dolphins..
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alright man...i hate when i bring an asian chick over for dinner and she starts poking at my dog & cats with a fork...
::)
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there is a dumbass motherfucker in my cisco co-op...during one of the blocks, the office applications group (pretty much for dumb people) started to debate about gays and if they should get married.
His arguement was...gays should all be killed and don't deserve to be even equal to us.
then his friend asked him if he watches lesbian porn and if it turns him on...he said "yes...but they're not gays...they're lesbains!"
that shit had me laughing for a good hour
yeah this girl at my work feels that way...shes like "its not right a dick should only go in 1 hole"....of course we turned around to her and said "hey rachelle...when was the last time you sucked justin's dick?" ;D
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i heard some dumb shit yesterday ;D...me my friend shemeel and this dude named rizz (some ppl call him jizz) all went to the pizza store to get a slice of pizza. Rizz and Shemeel they're both MUSLIM (if you don't know what muslim can and cannot eat this ain't that funny)
Rizz and shemeel both asked for pepperoni pizza...but the pizza store was out. They only had ham N pinapple and veggie slices left. so the rizz kid said "fuck it, lets just go"....shemeel asked him if wanted ham pinapple instead...rizz said "hell no man..ham comes from pig...we can't eat pigs dumbass!"
^^hehe...Rizz has been eating pepperoni pizza all his life :)
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i heard some dumb shit yesterday ;D...me my friend shemeel and this dude named rizz (some ppl call him jizz) all went to the pizza store to get a slice of pizza. Rizz and Shemeel they're both MUSLIM (if you don't know what muslim can and cannot eat this ain't that funny)
Rizz and shemeel both asked for pepperoni pizza...but the pizza store was out. They only had ham N pinapple and veggie slices left. so the rizz kid said "fuck it, lets just go"....shemeel asked him if wanted ham pinapple instead...rizz said "hell no man..ham comes from pig...we can't eat pigs dumbass!"
^^hehe...Rizz has been eating pepperoni pizza all his life :)
LoL, what a dumbass...
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my friends girlfriend asked, "do all baseball players where hats? or duz only the pitcher?"hahahaha
shes one of the dumbest people ive ever met, shes also put her shoes on the wrong feet, tied them, and started walking b4 she noticed...its a good thing shes hot
my friend(the one whos girlfriend that is) asked if gandhi was indian
haha they kinda fit together
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ive had someone ask me how much is the extra minutes if they go over on a prepaid phone.
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ive had someone ask me how much is the extra minutes if they go over on a prepaid phone.
lol my friend kelly who works at the radio shack 1 town over was selling a vx6000 to an old lady and the lady asked her where the film went lol
today i was trying to sell a stereo reciever to a guy and he told me he wanted it with no wattage...i almost shit my pants...i was like "good luck w/ that buddy!" lol
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you can hear alot of stupid questions at radio shack on any given day
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ok so today i went to the mall with 3 of my friends and 1 of them (his name is ben) is the biggest dumbass EVER, so yeah first off he asked me if a pussy has 3 holes! Then while we were walking through the mall, i put my hood one (i was wearing a white hoodie) and hes like "NOOO! take the hood off!! that represents the KKK!!!" will someone please put my friend Ben out of his misery? ::) ??? :'(
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phone rings and i pick up,
me : thank you for calling radio shack this is carlos speaking, how can i help you?
person on the phone : is this radio shack?
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phone rings and i pick up,
me : thank you for calling radio shack this is carlos speaking, how can i help you?
person on the phone : is this radio shack?
lol i get that everyday...one time i was kinda pissed off cuz this lady like bitched me out almost...this is what happened:
me: thankyou for calling radio shack, this is luke, how can i help you?
lady: what?
me: i said thankyou for calling radio shack, this is luke, how can i help you?
lady: well you should take louder and slower!
i was thinkin...well lady...first you sound like your fucking 90, second of all if i got any louder i'd be yelling, third if you want me to talk any slower your fucking retarded.
sometimes customers piss me off.
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sometimes customers piss me off
they always annoy me
customer: i bought this cordless phone the other day and i put it to charge but it still doesnt work. i want another phone/money back
meanwhile, i get the phone out of the bag/box and get the handset, take the battery cover off and plug the battery in and tell them to charge it
customer : isnt the battery supposed to already be plugged in/ the salesperson never told me i had to do that.
me in my head : read the damn instructions and it will tell you
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yeah...heres my favorite:
customer: i want to return this (insert product here)
me: okay, do you have your reciept?
customer: yes, here it is
i look at it and see it was bought 6 months ago...we have a 30 day return policy
me: being that this is over 30 days i can give you store credit (if its under 50 dollars) or you can take it up with the manager, unfortunately the manager is not in right now...
customer: god dammit whens the motherfuckign manager gonna be here!
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heres another good one:
me: do you have your receipt?
customer: no
me: then i can give you store credit or (you know the drill)
customer: i dont want store credit
me: thats all i have the authority to do
customer: but i dont want store credit
at this point im thinking...ok what the FUCK do you expect me to do!
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the other day i had a guy do this:
me: can i help you
guy: yeah i need this plug for my laptop
(i go and find out we dont carry that particular plug)
me: sorry sir we dont carry that plug
guy: you dont carry the plug?
me: no
guy: well god dammit im writing to corporate!
uhh....okay......you're going to write to the corporate office because we dont have a fucking plug? your a faggot. (i wanted to say that soooooo bad)
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1) Snoop dogg hasn't sold out.
2) music is, first, and foremost, a business.
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props to luke for his contributions.....dem radio shack ones r the best......ur KILLING ME LUKE....UR KILLING ME...HAHAHAHAHA......keep em coming.......CHUUUCH!!! 8)
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WHATS NEXT WHATS NEXT WHATS N-X-E-T
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props to luke for his contributions.....dem radio shack ones r the best......ur KILLING ME LUKE....UR KILLING ME...HAHAHAHAHA......keep em coming.......CHUUUCH!!! 8)
yeah radio shacks crazy...heres a kicker for you...this happened to the girl i work with Rachelle...:
a guy buys 2 zip zaps (little remote control cars) ones 19.99 & ones 24.99...the guy brings back the 24.99 one but keeps the 19.99...he then a few days later comes back...brings back the 19.99 one and wants the 24.99 again...rachelle tells him that he owes here 5.41...he says "no i dont"...she says yes you do...the one you want is more expensive than the one your returning...he says "no you owe me"...they go on for like an hour over who owes who...she even works out the math problems and he still doesnt get it...finally he just says fuck it...payes it and goes on his way...i laughed for like 3 days.
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the best one i heard was that people speak Gaelic in San Francisco!