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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: King Tech Quadafi on March 11, 2004, 09:20:41 PM
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Im not talkin about curbing fuckers. Im sayin prank like shit. Theres this one goof called Ramuu. A selfish arrogant spoiled lil weasel. One day as a prank, Matt (the Instigator) dared Andreas (the horny Greek) to wack off on something of Ramus. Andreas busts in Ramu's glove, socks, shoes, and his lotion (str8 took the top off and busted in the tube!) over a 2 day period. He was a fuckin animal. This shit is crazy. We're waiting on the aftermath...
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LMAO my brother rolled a joint seeds and freshly trimed pubic hair. He put alot of pubes packed tight in it...lmao...He sold it to this kid and I watched him smoke it..I never laughed so hard in my life.I also put a bunch of Ex-Lax in my moms beer before but i didn't catch the after effects tho. My friend took a shit in a bag and we smeared it all over this dudes car
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Dude should be shot. That's not even cool, if you're doing it to hitler. Jacking off in somebody's shit is faggot shit, if you ask me.
I'd say the worst thing I ever saw anybody do to somebody was... and this is some telling shit.... My mom broke up with my dad when I was a kid. I was like 5 or some shit... she told her boyfriend, that my dad kept important shit in his briefcase, in his trunk, and this fucker (this is in cali, right in daylight, on the fucking street) goes, pops the trunk on my dad's car, and rifles through his briefcase, stole his fucking class Ring he'd been carrying around for 20 years, that his girlfriend wore and all that shit.
My own fucking mom set him up to get something he loved, and was irreplacable, stolen. LOL that's the most evil, vile shit I've ever heard of.
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Second story. I know this girl who's an animal lover, works at a vet, all this shit. She's living with some guy, his little chiauaua barks at her all the time. One day she comes home from work, and the dog is all over her, bites her foot. She went in the bedroom, got a pillowcase, put the dog in it, and then went around the apartment slamming the pillowcase into the walls. Let the dog out, dude comes home, the dog's all laying around half dead and shit, and she's acting like she has no idea what happened. That's probably the SECOND most evil, vile shit i've ever heard of.
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well I knew this girl and she was dating this guy for awhile, and the guy was a total self absorbed prick. anyways they broke up, but still acted as friends. I dunno if its true, but she said, she got a friend of hers to bust a nut in a couple of tacos, and her ex ate them.
just today my friend was tellin me bout some dudes he knew, and one of them stuck a cheese grater up the others ass.hahahahaha
my old roomate had sex, and he threw his used jimmy into this coffee mug, that was one of our other roomates. it was like his favorite mug, and everyone knew about it cept for him, and yes he drank out of it for the whole rest of the year.
one dude I knew said he went to high school with this guy that had a crazy party trick. he would stick a hose up his ass and turn on the water and fill his ass up with water. then he would clench his butt cheeks, walk into the party, and dump it on someone.
another friend of mine was at a party and got head from some chick. 10 minutes later he saw a friend of his makin out with the same chick, and yes, he did bust in her mouth and she swallowd.
dirty enuff for ya?
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one dude I knew said he went to high school with this guy that had a crazy party trick. he would stick a hose up his ass and turn on the water and fill his ass up with water. then he would clench his butt cheeks, walk into the party, and dump it on someone.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't know why but this hit me as really funny...
The worst shit I saw (not really that bad, but funny) was this dude name Jason that went to my hs... we were at a party, and one of his friends had passed out. This was at Jasons house, and he went into the kitchen and brought out a raw hotdog... started rubbing the hotdog around on the passed out dudes face, and sticking it in his mouth, and across his lips and shit... and when the dude started to wake up, carns pulled his cock out and was standing there looking at the dude with a big smile on his face LMAO... The guy went absolutly ballistic... I heard him crying out shit like JESUS CHRIST I CAN TASTE IT hahahahahaha. Luckily I was across the room so I didn't have to see Jasons piece, but it was some funny shit.
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Second story. I know this girl who's an animal lover, works at a vet, all this shit. She's living with some guy, his little chiauaua barks at her all the time. One day she comes home from work, and the dog is all over her, bites her foot. She went in the bedroom, got a pillowcase, put the dog in it, and then went around the apartment slamming the pillowcase into the walls. Let the dog out, dude comes home, the dog's all laying around half dead and shit, and she's acting like she has no idea what happened. That's probably the SECOND most evil, vile shit i've ever heard of.
LMFAOOOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAA
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Trauma you're always off topic...your post has no merit in this thread ::)
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i dunno.. im sure there was something dirtier than this.. but this was just one thing: saw someone tickle someones ear with his pubic hair.. hahaha.
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i saw this nasty but hillarious shit in "Van Wilder". These guys jacked off their bulldog and got the cum into these buns and powdered the buns so u can't see the jizz. So then they took pictures of the whole process and put the pics in the bottom of the box of the buns and sent the whole package to this dude who was an enemy. THere was a card on it, like it's some girl scout buns or whatever. The motherfuckers ate the buns, or pastry, or whatever the shit is, and this guy was dripping all of the dog's cum in his mouth and saying "umm, this is good; i think i've had this before". Pretty nasty shit, but u have to see it to belive how hillarious the shit is.
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i saw this nasty but hillarious shit in "Van Wilder". These guys jacked off their bulldog and got the cum into these buns and powdered the buns so u can't see the jizz. So then they took pictures of the whole process and put the pics in the bottom of the box of the buns and sent the whole package to this dude who was an enemy. THere was a card on it, like it's some girl scout buns or whatever. The motherfuckers ate the buns, or pastry, or whatever the shit is, and this guy was dripping all of the dog's cum in his mouth and saying "umm, this is good; i think i've had this before". Pretty nasty shit, but u have to see it to belive how hillarious the shit is.
that may have been the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in a movie. by the way they were donuts.
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This shit was gross... Was with my brother and his friends out one night drinking. We were in a bar and one of the guys came out of the bathroom saying there was some dude passed out in there, laying on the floor. Then this other dude jokingly said to my brother "Hey, I'll give you 80 cents if you go in there and piss on that guy." We laughed at the idea, but my bro was like "Alright." He went in the bathroom and came out a few seconds later with the biggest grin. We were saying "You didn't..." The dude who suggested it went in there, came out and said "You really fucking pissed on him!" My brother was just like "Where's my 80 cents?" It was terrible man, the guy had his jacket soaked in piss... :-X
These ones I wasn't there for, but I was told...
The brother of this one girl in my school was doing his bid in the army (We got conscription, every man does 6-12 months or something like 12 months of civil service). Anyways, that guy and the rest he stayed with (usually conscripts sleep in rooms of 10 people) played a prank on one guy. Couple of the guys busted a nut in one guys shampoo bottle. Dude went to wash his hair, comes out, everybody's laughing and saying "You got your hair all clean?". They told what they did, dude runs back in the shower and starts scrubbing his head like crazy.
There was one guy in our school - he dropped out, but anyway - he was on a cruise, a sort of school trip. Dude gets drunk, passes out on his bed as the night progresses. Now I know, the same guy slept in our cabin on another cruise (he had to study for an extra year, so they "dropped him down" to our year level) and you CAN'T WAKE THE GUY UP, no matter what you do. We hit him, yelled in his ear, shot him with a BB - nothing. Anyways, back to the story - he passed out on his bed, and in the morning when the others in his cabin go for breakfast, they take the guy's cell phone and stick it up his ass. He wakes up wondering what the hell hurts his ass so much. He reaches down and feels the antenna sticking out of his asshole. The guy who got the cell phone in his ass told this to me himself.
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i saw this nasty but hillarious shit in "Van Wilder". These guys jacked off their bulldog and got the cum into these buns and powdered the buns so u can't see the jizz. So then they took pictures of the whole process and put the pics in the bottom of the box of the buns and sent the whole package to this dude who was an enemy. THere was a card on it, like it's some girl scout buns or whatever. The motherfuckers ate the buns, or pastry, or whatever the shit is, and this guy was dripping all of the dog's cum in his mouth and saying "umm, this is good; i think i've had this before". Pretty nasty shit, but u have to see it to belive how hillarious the shit is.
that may have been the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in a movie. by the way they were donuts.
i agree...thats the only thing in a movie that ever made me want to throw up...by the way...they were eclairs.
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i saw this nasty but hillarious shit in "Van Wilder". These guys jacked off their bulldog and got the cum into these buns and powdered the buns so u can't see the jizz. So then they took pictures of the whole process and put the pics in the bottom of the box of the buns and sent the whole package to this dude who was an enemy. THere was a card on it, like it's some girl scout buns or whatever. The motherfuckers ate the buns, or pastry, or whatever the shit is, and this guy was dripping all of the dog's cum in his mouth and saying "umm, this is good; i think i've had this before". Pretty nasty shit, but u have to see it to belive how hillarious the shit is.
that may have been the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in a movie. by the way they were donuts.
i agree...thats the only thing in a movie that ever made me want to throw up...by the way...they were eclairs.
I gagged when he was dripping all on his mouth and shit that shit was disgusting, not even funny.
I think it's pretty gay for someone to jack off in someone's lotion or shampoo, thats some gay shit right there.
Like T-Dogg's post some shit like that happened in mexico recently. Anyone who has ever ewalked over the border at night or even the day knows that u have to walk across this huge bridge and all the homeless stay on the sides and beg for money, anyway we were coming from the club about 3 am trying to go back over the border and there is this circular ramp thing at both sides of the bridge and a the bottom a bum guy was trying to sleep, we gave him a cig and walked up the ramp and my homie joe and john go " Aye James, Wanna see something funny?" to me and I'm like "What?" then they both turn and unzip their pants and pee on the bum from the top level and shit. Luckily the bum was under a little shelter thing so they peed right next to his head then John accidently drops his lit cig and the bum fuckin picked it up and smoked it I was laughin my ass off but at the same time I was like "ya'll are fucked up."
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My friend licked my Ketchup while I was up from my seat at McDonald's.
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Dude should be shot.
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Im not talkin about curbing fuckers. Im sayin prank like shit. Theres this one goof called Ramuu. A selfish arrogant spoiled lil weasel. One day as a prank, Matt (the Instigator) dared Andreas (the horny Greek) to wack off on something of Ramus. Andreas busts in Ramu's glove, socks, shoes, and his lotion (str8 took the top off and busted in the tube!) over a 2 day period. He was a fuckin animal. This shit is crazy. We're waiting on the aftermath...
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ROFL thats all some grimy ass sheisty ass shit oh my god :o.........But fuck it yo I ain't gonna lie I done that type a shit before too. One night me and some of my homies were kickin it outside the crib and this fool in some redneck truck comes by and my homy makes a smart ass comment about big truck small dick something like that, so the fool gets out the truck, comes over and starts bitchin at us, we play it cool and just chill and he left. Come find out this motherfucker lives 4 blocks up from me. Well anyway the next night we all go over to his house, (like 4 of us) and we all just piss on his truck. I was like all right thats fuckin funny lets go but no, my homey decided that business wasnt handled so dude actually shit in back of the guys truck. it was foul!
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all the nasty stuff i ever saw prank wise was at this summer camp i went to when i was like 10.
there was 5 dudes in this cabin, including me and 1 of the dudes was a major dick. he thought he was all bad ass cuz his mom was the nurse. well anyways we all hated this bastard and decided when he went down the hill to take his shower (we had to take turns) we would fuck with his stuff. at first it was innocent stuff like mixing dirt into his tube of tooth paste. but then this black dude in our cabin says " i gotta shit " and so this other dude goes " shit in his boots!" so dude goes in the bath room and comes out with his boot with a big ass turd in it.....now this shit was all sticking out and smelly so he got a paper towl and smeared it all on the inside of his boot and wrapped what was left up and put it in his pillow case. then the other guy graps his toothbrush and starts sticking it in his pants brushing his junk then some one yells, "stick it up your ass!" so dude does and puts it back in the guy's bag. well by that time everyone was looking to me to do something. i was stuck as to what to do so i looked in his bag and saw 2 bottles of hairspray (dude was a pretty boy) so i got an evil smile on my face and dumped about half out of each bottle and pissed in both and filled em up.
dude comes back from his shower and goes to sleep (mind you he's got a big black guys turd under his pillow) . all night long we keep smelling the shit. so we finally say "hey man you smell did you shit your bed.....and he goes i don't smell anything shut up!" so finally we start searching the room like we didn't know there was shit under his pillow......then we finally "FIND" the shit under his pillow and just start laughing our asses off at him
i said " damn man were you saving that as a midnight snack or something"
" did you like last night's dinner THAT much you had to re-eat it"
and dude starts balling and goes to sleep on the floor.
when we all wake up we had forgotten about what we had done to his stuff.......we planned on telling him before he got ready but we just forgot.
dude runs out of the bath room and starts yelling ! who put dirt in my toothpaste !~!!!!!
every one got quiet ,and dude got mad and stormed back into the lil bathroom.
when he comes out he's all ready .....but he REAKS of piss
we all start teasing him like the night before and dude starts tearing up and runs to his bunk and puts on his boots........with shit in it.........notices he's got shit in his shoe when he puts them on and bolts out the cabin crying like a bitch and goes to the nurses cabin for the rest and stay there the WHOLE week .
i feel bad now , but at the time it was the funniest thing i'd been apart of
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that's some funny shit Jacob. For some reason i had a deja vu when i was reading it
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LMAOO jake that was hilarious
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ROFL thats all some grimy ass sheisty ass shit oh my god :o.........But fuck it yo I ain't gonna lie I done that type a shit before too. One night me and some of my homies were kickin it outside the crib and this fool in some redneck truck comes by and my homy makes a smart ass comment about big truck small dick something like that, so the fool gets out the truck, comes over and starts bitchin at us, we play it cool and just chill and he left. Come find out this motherfucker lives 4 blocks up from me. Well anyway the next night we all go over to his house, (like 4 of us) and we all just piss on his truck. I was like all right thats fuckin funny lets go but no, my homey decided that business wasnt handled so dude actually shit in back of the guys truck. it was foul!
I'd swear at you but you sound about 10.
Now go die a slow cancerous death please.
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I think it was in the 2nd or 3rd grade when this kid named Dallas (Lil faggot) pissed in Johnny's cup (teachers pet)....and he thought it was apple juice and drank it...hahahahaha after it happened i just started laughing...lol
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i got another one
when i was little my mom had (still has) a daycare. i was like 7 or 8 and i had this hampster named Buster. well his cage was in the kids' play room and when i went to clean it i scooped out his lil turds. One of the little girls (like 2 or 3 years old ) asked me what it was and in a sarcastic voice i said "candy" so i leave the room to put the hampster in a bucket and come back and all 10 of the day care kids are sitting around the scooper and cage picking up hamster turds and eating them going "mmmmmm candy!"
i diiiiiiiiiieeeeed laughing, then i diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied crying cuz my mom beat my ass when she found out.
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i got another one
when i was little my mom had (still has) a daycare. i was like 7 or 8 and i had this hampster named Buster. well his cage was in the kids' play room and when i went to clean it i scooped out his lil turds. One of the little girls (like 2 or 3 years old ) asked me what it was and in a sarcastic voice i said "candy" so i leave the room to put the hampster in a bucket and come back and all 10 of the day care kids are sitting around the scooper and cage picking up hamster turds and eating them going "mmmmmm candy!"
i diiiiiiiiiieeeeed laughing, then i diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied crying cuz my mom beat my ass when she found out.
LMFAO thats mad funny
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I know this chick who was staying at this dude's house, and he was being a dick to her, telling her to clean the floors, wash the dishes, etc...So she went in the bathroom, and shoved his toothbrush up her ass, pissed in his shampoo, and all sorts of shit...Kinda' retarded, but funny...PeACe
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I know this chick who was staying at this dude's house, and he was being a dick to her, telling her to clean the floors, wash the dishes, etc...So she went in the bathroom, and shoved his toothbrush up her ass, pissed in his shampoo, and all sorts of shit...Kinda' retarded, but funny...PeACe
I heard some shit like that on Maury Povich once.
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My friend licked my Ketchup while I was up from my seat at McDonald's.
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