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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: EvlQNxGC on March 22, 2004, 10:01:30 PM

Title: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: EvlQNxGC on March 22, 2004, 10:01:30 PM
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to
keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship
and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special
for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on March 22, 2004, 10:09:27 PM
It must suck for you to recieve all 15 of these cards at once....I almost feel bad ::)
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: EvlQNxGC on March 22, 2004, 10:33:10 PM
no i got them from your mom's dresser.. it is too bad for her.. isnt it
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on March 22, 2004, 10:47:51 PM
^^That was a really horrible comeback...
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: SINLOC on March 23, 2004, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: Now_I_Know on March 22, 2004, 10:47:51 PM
^^That was a really horrible comeback...
haha it was
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: Floydness on March 23, 2004, 12:11:57 PM
dresser? ok... that was really gay.. LoL
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: white Boy on March 23, 2004, 02:43:39 PM
read the 1st two, and they sucked...
Title: Re:The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
Post by: SINLOC on March 23, 2004, 03:51:39 PM
(http://mywebpage.netscape.com/mestupGCSPgurl/ATR.gif) God this shit is annoying the hell outta take it out