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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Breezio on March 29, 2004, 03:17:37 PM
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...i was watching friday and it made me laugh cuz i always thought about this during the scene before craig beats d-bo's ass...when debbie is bringing felicia out after d-bo smacks her around...i love what she says:
"Look At Your Face!"
ummm...ok....hang on lemme take out my eye balls so i can look at my face.
can u guys think of any others?
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yea heres a good one, its long.........
"...i was watching friday and it made me laugh cuz i always thought about this during the scene before craig beats d-bo's ass...when debbie is bringing felicia out after d-bo smacks her around...i love what she says:
"Look At Your Face!"
ummm...ok....hang on lemme take out my eye balls so i can look at my face.
can u guys think of any others?"
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yea heres a good one, its long.........
"...i was watching friday and it made me laugh cuz i always thought about this during the scene before craig beats d-bo's ass...when debbie is bringing felicia out after d-bo smacks her around...i love what she says:
"Look At Your Face!"
ummm...ok....hang on lemme take out my eye balls so i can look at my face.
can u guys think of any others?"
LMAO!
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A mirror :o ::)
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
Rear view mirrors on that lowrider ;D
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
Rear view mirrors on that lowrider ;D
jesus christ...even ^dot^ is smarter than you
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
Rear view mirrors on that lowrider ;D
jesus christ...even ^dot^ is smarter than you
lol I was thinking about Boyz in the Hood (http://www.tag-board.com/smilies/dizzy.gif)
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
Rear view mirrors on that lowrider ;D
jesus christ...even ^dot^ is smarter than you
lol I was thinking about Boyz in the Hood (http://www.tag-board.com/smilies/dizzy.gif)
i repeat my previous statement.
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A mirror :o ::)
guess you've never seen friday....they were outside.
Rear view mirrors on that lowrider ;D
jesus christ...even ^dot^ is smarter than you
lol I was thinking about Boyz in the Hood (http://www.tag-board.com/smilies/dizzy.gif)
i repeat my previous statement.
Look At Your Face!
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i got one "everybody line up in a circle" ???
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i got one "everybody line up in a circle" ???
lol nice
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"I got somethin just like that but its different"
or somethin I used to hear alot from my elders when I was young and would get in trouble
"you want me to slap your face?"
what am I supposed to say "uhh sure I was hopin you'd ask me that" ::) ;D
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jumbo shrimp
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Yeah, there's a bunch. Like people saying inanimate things are 'getting ready', as in "The bells getting ready to ring" or "My car's getting ready to run out of gas", or "It's getting ready to rain".
Another one is when you greet somebody, you always ask them a question you don't want to know the answer to, and they always tell you what you want to hear as opposed to what they really think.
"Hey Bob, how's it going"
"Good, how are you?"
"Good"
It's never true, but if Bob went "Man, my back hurts, breakfast was pretty good today, but I think i'm going to have to work late. Mary's got a doctors appointment, and Jamie's having all kids of trouble in her math class"
You'd think he was crazy. We ask people how they are, but don't really give a shit.
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Oh, and "Good Morning". Doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense as a greeting "Have a good morning" isn't any way to say "Hi" to somebody, but yet we do it all the fucking time.
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my favorite one of all time...
"Can I Ask You A Question?"...umm....no.
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free post ;D
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Me: What time is it?
someone else: Time for you to get a watch
or if someone is looking for something that they lost....you ask if they found it...
"yeah, and it was in the last place I looked"
I sure hope so... ::)
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"Hey Bob, how's it going"
"Good, how are you?"
"Good"
It's never true, but if Bob went "Man, my back hurts, breakfast was pretty good today, but I think i'm going to have to work late. Mary's got a doctors appointment, and Jamie's having all kids of trouble in her math class"
You'd think he was crazy. We ask people how they are, but don't really give a shit.
Hahaha, exactly! I thought I was the only one on this earth with that point of view ;D
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People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?
....I got that from a site a long time ago lol
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oh, here's another one...
you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...
They then say...and I quote....
"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"
yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)
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People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?
....I got that from a site a long time ago lol
yeah i think that was part of an old stand up routine by andrew dice clay (if i remember correctly)...i laughed my ass off the first time i heard that.
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People always point at their watches when they ask the time.
Do I have to point at my dick when I ask where the bathroom is?
....I got that from a site a long time ago lol
yeah i think that was part of an old stand up routine by andrew dice clay (if i remember correctly)...i laughed my ass off the first time i heard that.
LOL!
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oh, here's another one...
you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...
They then say...and I quote....
"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"
yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)
You must have a retarded family, because I've never known anyone who claimed someone "jacked their remote"...
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oh, here's another one...
you're at home and someone is looking for the remote control for the tv...
They then say...and I quote....
"Someone Jacked the damn tv remote"
yeah ok...someone came into the house and jacked the remote control for the tv, but passed on the jewelry and money.... ::)
You must have a retarded family, because I've never known anyone who claimed someone "jacked their remote"...
I don't mean my parents.....I meant like siblings or friends when they come over....not my entire family LMAO...
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Another one is the cussing we normally use. Most of it doesnt' even make sense.
"Where the FUCK is it?"
So, you're really saying, i guess "Where the sex is it?"
Doesn't make any sense, but it sounds right. I think we just pepper them in because it draws attention to the question and is kind of used as a modifyer for the subject, to make it more important.
"Beats the Hell Out Of Me"
? Huh? Is there Hell in Me? And how do you beat it out?
"What The Hell?"
? I have no idea what that means.
I mean, "Hell if I know" makes sense, becuase you're basically saying "Send me to hell if I know the answer". That one makes sense.
"God D****T"... that makes perfect sense, you're telling God to damn something. The reason this one is so taboo to people, (I won't even say it, I get chills up my back if I do), is because it's as if you're literally telling the Lord to do something. To me, this is absolutely the worst curse word out there
Most curse words we use in sentences though don't even make any sense.
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"Where the FUCK is it?"
So, you're really saying, i guess "Where the sex is it?"
Doesn't make any sense, but it sounds right. I think we just pepper them in because it draws attention to the question and is kind of used as a modifyer for the subject, to make it more important.
fuck:
verb
inflected forms: fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
verb
tr. 1. 2 have sexual intercourse with. 2. 2 take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. a signal of angry dismissal.
verb
intr. 1. 2 engage in sexual intercourse. 2. 2 act wastefully or foolishly. 3. 2 interfere; meddle. often used with with.
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stupidist line i ever heard was..
Dr Phil: "Sometimes its hard to see your own face, without a mirror."
^ idiot. and his a doctor.. how does that work?
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"where did u loose it?"
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I think I have one..."Those are some tight ass rims" ;D
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heres a few good ones:
"Cam'ron is a dope lyricist" - Max Powers
"I'm not fat im husky" - SGV
"I would kick rods ass and doggy aka pitbulls ass at the same time" - Max Powers
"Tipsy's not a club banger...because i say so" - SnoopGogg
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^^^Do you listen to lyrics?
If T.I. and Flip's tracks are average, then Cam'Ron's track would rank among the lowest of low(which it already does.)
Jesus!
Nah I really don't care for lyrics.
lol T.I./Lil Flip lyrics ain't shit...Cam'ron got better lyrics than all three.
I like his flow.
He has his own style to which he makes dope tracks.
Same for Juelz Santana.
U just mad cuzz I got U....punk ass muthafuca....I got a G sayin U wouldn't say im a fag 2 my face..........
lol I'd beat the shit out of you and Doggy aka Pitbull at the same time.
I got space on my left nut if any1 else wants to ride.
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I like his flow.
He has his own style to which he makes dope tracks.
Same for Juelz Santana.
U just mad cuzz I got U....punk ass muthafuca....I got a G sayin U wouldn't say im a fag 2 my face..........
lol I'd beat the shit out of you and Doggy aka Pitbull at the same time.
I got space on my left nut if any1 else wants to ride.
don't you have enough guys riding your nuts?
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I like his flow.
He has his own style to which he makes dope tracks.
Same for Juelz Santana.
U just mad cuzz I got U....punk ass muthafuca....I got a G sayin U wouldn't say im a fag 2 my face..........
lol I'd beat the shit out of you and Doggy aka Pitbull at the same time.
I got space on my left nut if any1 else wants to ride.
don't you have enough guys riding your nuts?
Just you for now.