West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Da WCC Hopar! on April 30, 2004, 08:42:13 PM
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wats da most confusing day in harlem??
Fathers day ;D
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;) hehe, made me smile.
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haha.. pretty good one.. :P
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yea i heard that 1 before, kinda fucked up,
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
What does a black man and sperm have in common?
1 in a million works.
;D
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yea i heard that 1 before, kinda fucked up,
Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.
What does a black man and sperm have in common?
1 in a million works.
;D
LOL
Racism, you gotta love it.
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Racism, you gotta love it.
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wtf is going on here?
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wats da difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza duzent scream wen u put it in the oven
a tour bus full of jews are in germany on their way to visit the cosentration camps. on the way the bus breaks down so the bus driver goes to the nearest house, knocks on the door, the guy opens da door and the bus driver says "can u help me i have a bus full of jews, the bus broke down, and we were on our way to the camps" den da guys goes like "i wood love to help u but i only have a microwave"
LMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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wats da difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza duzent scream wen u put it in the oven
a tour bus full of jews are in germany on their way to visit the cosentration camps. on the way the bus breaks down so the bus driver goes to t
he nearest house, knocks on the door, the guy opens da door and the bus driver says "can u help me i have a bus full of jews, the bus broke down, and we were on our way to the camps" den da guys goes like "i wood love to help u but i only have a microwave"
LMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LMAO at the first 1. lol the pizza one. ollol
What do you call two paci's in a plastic bag?
A Twix.
What do you do if you see a anarexic person drowning?
Throw a polo mint in.
How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.
Put a can of beans in it.
How do you get em out?
Walk past with the tin opener.!
LOLOL
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wats da difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza duzent scream wen u put it in the oven
a tour bus full of jews are in germany on their way to visit the cosentration camps. on the way the bus breaks down so the bus driver goes to t
he nearest house, knocks on the door, the guy opens da door and the bus driver says "can u help me i have a bus full of jews, the bus broke down, and we were on our way to the camps" den da guys goes like "i wood love to help u but i only have a microwave"
LMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LMAO at the first 1. lol the pizza one. ollol
What do you call two paci's in a plastic bag?
A Twix.
What do you do if you see a anarexic person drowning?
Throw a polo mint in.
How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.
Put a can of beans in it.
How do you get em out?
Walk past with the tin opener.!
LOLOL
sorry man but i dont get em lol
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how many jews can you fit in a car?
alll of em.
2 in the front, 2 in the back and the rest in the ash tray.
whats long black and smelly?
the unemployment line.
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Yea bez i didnt get your jokes...
Why do jews watch porn backwards?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.
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RONTFLMMFAO @ all these joke is swear ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :'( :'( :'( :'( MORE MORE MORE EVERONE more!!!!!!!
heres one
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a kid goes to his grandfather and says "grandpa why do all the women love u?" and the grandpa says "i dont no grandson" then he licks his eyebrow wit his tounge
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I looked the other way :P
All these jokes are over used.
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I looked the other way :P
All these jokes are over used.
den give us wat u got
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What did god say when he made the first black guy?
ooops burnt one!
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theres a couple guys talking in a bar...the first guys says:
"so how'd your first wife die?"
the second guy says "mushroom poisoning"
then the first guy says "so howd your second wife die?"
the second guy says "she wouldnt eat the mushrooms"
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why are black peoples hands & feet white?
god had them on their hands and feet when he spray painted them
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How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.
Put a can of beans in it.
How do you get em out?
Walk past with the tin opener.!
Isn't that supposed to be a Mexican joke? I don't get how that'd apply to Jews...LOL
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How do you get 25 jews into a phone box.
Put a can of beans in it.
How do you get em out?
Walk past with the tin opener.!
Isn't that supposed to be a Mexican joke? I don't get how that'd apply to Jews...LOL
Yer man, I know I just gon fucked up don't I!
lol, for the ones who didn't get the other jokes. An anereix and a polo mint. THe polo mint would act as a lifering. They are so thin they can get into the tiny hole in the middle.
The twix one was quite obvious. Can't be arsed explaning.
Heres one:
How do you stop a nigga from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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THis 1 is really fucked up...
There is a cadillac with 3 black people inside, it loses control and goes off a clif, and all three die. Whats the sad part about the story?
Cadillacs can fit 5 people..
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LMMFAO!
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ok im going to apoligize in advance but these 2 are bad , but i died when i heard it so here goes:
whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?
the snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
how do you get a one armed polish man out of a tree?
wave.
how do you get a black guy out of a tree?
cut the rope.
what do you have when theres one black guy stuck on the moon?
a problem.
what do u get when all the black people are on the moon?
problem solved.
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lol, I cant get enough of these.
People in college are loving my gags, well yours, but the credit it mine, muahahahah!!
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come on u guys i no u guys have more hit um up the homies at skool are lovin these jokes ;D
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why does stevie wonder smile all the time??
he doesn't know he's black
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Why are niggas so fast?
the slow ones are in jail
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how do you call it when a nigga has sex?
rape
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what do santa and a smart nigga have in common?
both don't exist
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why does stevie wonder smile all the time??
he doesn't know he's black
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Why are niggas so fast?
the slow ones are in jail
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how do you call it when a nigga has sex?
rape
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what do santa and a smart nigga have in common?
both don't exist
LMNAO!
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how do u starve a black guy?
hide his food stamps under his workboots
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Let's make some white people jokes too. ;D
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Let's make some white people jokes too. ;D
What do you call a white guy with no arms, no legs in a box? Cracker 8)
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Let's make some white people jokes too. ;D
What do you call a white guy with no arms, no legs in a box? Cracker 8)
lol Made me smile but c'mooon we've got better ones.
Don't forget about the Asian jokes too.
And no, "What's an Asian? A dude with a small penis HAHAHAHAHA" doesn't count.
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what does the black kid get for Xmas?
your bike