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Lifestyle => Sports & Entertainment => Topic started by: Lincoln on May 13, 2004, 05:55:58 PM

Title: Fave Chappelle quote
Post by: Lincoln on May 13, 2004, 05:55:58 PM: Mine's from the Prince episode:

Charlie Murphy: Yo Prince man, you got a towel?

Prince:Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minotonka?

LOL!
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Post by: hector on May 13, 2004, 06:33:59 PM: You think I ain't got Playstation? I'm rich Bitch!
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Post by: Don Jacob on May 13, 2004, 11:06:45 PM: any time he says bitch, he brings so much magic to that word.lol
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Post by: Trauma-san on May 13, 2004, 11:08:34 PM: Quote from: The Poster Formerly Known As Lincoln on May 13, 2004, 05:55:58 PM
Mine's from the Prince episode:

Charlie Murphy: Yo Prince man, you got a towel?

Prince:Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minotonka?

LOL!

Come on man... and the funniest letterman quote was from the last time Brian Wilson was on.
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Post by: Trauma-san on May 13, 2004, 11:09:04 PM: Quote from: Make My Name Taste Just Like a Dick in Yo Mouth on May 13, 2004, 06:33:59 PM
You think I ain't got Playstation? I'm rich Bitch!

See, now that just SOUNDS funny. LOL.
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Post by: Don Breezio on May 14, 2004, 12:54:31 AM: "Fuck Nick Cannon!...Dave Chappelle!"

"And that children...was the first time i ever sucked a dick for coke"

"Bitch...Come Have Sex With Charlie Murphy. I'm Rick James Bitch!"

and my favorite:

reporter "what if we were to tell you that well...you were black?"

dave "now you listen here!!! i am in no way a part of any niggerum!"
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Post by: CharlieBrown on May 14, 2004, 02:23:23 AM: Not from Dave, but he probably wrote it
'It's James, the nigga hating dolphin. RUN!!!'
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Post by: ARYC on May 14, 2004, 09:29:36 AM: "the funniest letterman quote was from the last time Brian Wilson was on"

Letterman ...pff I ... HATE.... LETTERMAN.... *shakes fist*

"eporter "what if we were to tell you that well...you were black?"

dave "now you listen here!!! i am in no way a part of any niggerum!" "

lol i just HAVE to buy the first season on DVD
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Post by: JTSimon on May 14, 2004, 10:08:41 AM: Anything Tryone says

"Nicole Simpson can't rap." ;D
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Post by: ecrazy on May 14, 2004, 10:14:00 AM: Woogity Boogity Niggers, Woogity Boogity!
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Post by: JTSimon on May 14, 2004, 10:30:31 AM: lol Black Bush ;D I just saw it.

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?player=realplayer&type=v&quality=high&reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/201_effingup.html (http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?player=realplayer&type=v&quality=high&reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/201_effingup.html)

more videos

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml (http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/chappellesshow/showclips.jhtml)
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Post by: T-Dogg on May 14, 2004, 10:47:34 AM: Not all said by Chappelle, but anyway...

"HWHAT?!?!?"

"You should take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death."

"I don't need you honey - I beat my dick like it owes me money."

"I'm Rick James, bitch!" & "I'm rich bitch!"

"You need to diversify your bonds nigga."
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Post by: Don Breezio on May 14, 2004, 12:01:16 PM: oh yea and from the player haters ball:

"and as for this coat...this coat is made purely from buc nasty's momma's pubic hair"
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Post by: white Boy on May 14, 2004, 04:01:48 PM: way to many.. heres a good 1 that hasnt been mentioned that i though was funyn as shit

" i pleas the Fifth... Fiiiiiifth.... just ask me and question and my response is fiiiiiifth, there are so many amendments, but if i had to choose 1 it would be fiiiifth"... something like that, i was fuckin crying
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Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on May 14, 2004, 07:02:14 PM: "And that children...was the first time i ever sucked a dick for coke"

lol that was funny like hell