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Title: If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: JTSimon on May 15, 2004, 08:57:24 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/paltrow.baby.ap/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/15/paltrow.baby.ap/index.html)

lol

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: smerlus on May 15, 2004, 09:19:47 AM

lol i just saw that.... fucking Apple, those stars on some crack

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: JTSimon on May 15, 2004, 09:24:16 AM

Quote from: smerlus on May 15, 2004, 09:19:47 AM

lol i just saw that.... fucking Apple, those stars on some crack

Maybe she got an apple bottom  ;D

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Don Seer on May 15, 2004, 10:37:54 AM

Bonita?  :D

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on May 15, 2004, 10:41:51 AM

lmao...that is one fucked up name... ;D

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Montana00 on May 15, 2004, 10:59:28 AM

holy shit i thought this was a joke

Apple Blythe Alison Martin

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: pappy on May 15, 2004, 02:05:11 PM

u ever notice most celebs have off the wall names for there children

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Jome on May 15, 2004, 05:10:24 PM

She should NEVER have asked EJ.Rizo for advice..  :-\

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on May 17, 2004, 06:59:34 AM

Well if you can name your kid Apple I don't see a problem in calling my offspring Ashtray, Conquerer and BigMac. ;)

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on May 17, 2004, 07:18:34 AM

Quote from: Z the laidback Virus on May 17, 2004, 06:59:34 AM

Well if you can name your kid Apple I don't see a problem in calling my offspring Ashtray, Conquerer and BigMac. ;)

lmao

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: West C. Connected on May 17, 2004, 08:45:03 AM

Quote from: Jome on May 15, 2004, 05:10:24 PM

She should NEVER have asked EJ.Rizo for advice..  :-\

LOL



It's only a matter of time for someone to call their son Eminem. ;D

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Kill on May 17, 2004, 11:07:07 AM

i feel for that child

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on May 17, 2004, 01:35:23 PM

Quote from: Kill on May 17, 2004, 11:07:07 AM

i feel for that child

Better go see a shrink then....having feelings for new-born children is a bit suspect!  ;)

But on the real,I agree with you...such names shouldn't be allowed. It'll hurt the kid in the future.

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: 'DsR' on May 18, 2004, 02:52:21 AM

Quote

But on the real,I agree with you...such names shouldn't be allowed. It'll hurt the kid in the future.

i couldnt agree more... i could SEE calling ur kid star or some shit, but apple, thats fuckin rediculous

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: E. J. Rizo on May 18, 2004, 03:04:39 AM

Great name....BEAUTIFUL!!!!  ;D :D ;) :) ::)

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on May 18, 2004, 04:02:27 AM

On the whole,I think Grapefruit's a way better name. ;)

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Kill on May 19, 2004, 10:37:42 AM

Quote from: Z the laidback Virus on May 17, 2004, 01:35:23 PM

Quote from: Kill on May 17, 2004, 11:07:07 AM

i feel for that child

Better go see a shrink then....having feelings for new-born children is a bit suspect!  ;)

But on the real,I agree with you...such names shouldn't be allowed. It'll hurt the kid in the future.

word. i think in sum countries u could not just name ur kid after some fruit

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Z the laidback Virus on May 19, 2004, 02:38:42 PM

Over here in the Netherlands there are certain rules to name-giving,I believe. You can't give your kid names of objects or sexist,racist or otherwise offensive names. To use my example of jokingly proposing naming my kids Ashtray,Conquerer and BigMac, BigMac and Ashtray wouldn't be allowed and Conquerer might just pass the test.

Of course,if you wanna give your kid a bad name,there are more ways. For example, a teacher of mine is called Ab Louws (pronounced: applause) Wether that was pure coincedence or parental malice,I don't know. :)

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: West C. Connected on May 19, 2004, 03:58:15 PM

^ We have a teacher with the initials M.A.D. :D

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: T-Dogg on May 20, 2004, 08:28:07 AM

That ain't all that really - taken into consideration the fact that in England there is a guy who changed his name into Playstation 2. First name "Playstation", last name "2". Not spelled "two", but the actual number 2. So Apple ain't really that bad of a name after you've heard of Mr. Playstation 2.

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: JTSimon on May 20, 2004, 08:43:32 AM

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Engineering geek names son version 2.0
Sunday, February 1, 2004 Posted: 5:15 PM EST (2215 GMT)

Jon Blake Cusack and his wife, Jamie, cuddle with their newborn son, Jon Blake Cusack 2.0, on Friday.

HOLLAND, Michigan (AP) -- Tacking Jr. or II onto a boy's name is too common, a new father decided, so the self-described engineering geek took a software approach to naming his newborn son.
Jon Blake Cusack talked his wife, Jamie, into naming their son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0.
Version 2.0 was born Tuesday at Holland Community Hospital, and the proud parents took him home Friday.
"I wanted to find something different to name him besides Jon Blake," Cusack, who is self-employed with Westshore Design and Cusack Music, told The Holland Sentinel.
He said he had the idea for a few months, and spent the better part of that time persuading his wife to go along.
Jamie Cusack said she didn't concede until the week before the birth. She said she had "picked out the theme of the baby's room and done other things. I decided to let Jon have this."
After 2.0's birth, the Cusacks sent out an electronic birth announcement.
"I wrote in the birth announcement e-mail stuff, like there's a lot of features from version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie," Jon Cusack said.

I liked this 1 ;D


http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/02/01/offbeat.baby.version2.0.ap/ (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/02/01/offbeat.baby.version2.0.ap/)

Title: Re:If you thought your name was f-ucked up
Post by: Kill on May 20, 2004, 11:00:51 AM

lmao @ Playstation 2