West Coast Connection Forum
Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: smerlus on May 26, 2004, 04:02:30 PM
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A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi were walking down a poor neighboorhood.
They saw a little kid playing naked in a puddle of mud and the Catholic Priest said "Lets fuck him!" The Jewish Priest replied, "Out of what?"
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The 7 dwarves take a trip to the vatican city to see the pope. Dopey walks up to the pope and asked
"Are there any nuns in Alaska"?
The pope says, "Yes, there are nuns in Alaska."
"Are there any midget nuns in Alaska?"
"Well", the pope says, "There might be some miget nuns in Alaska."
"Well are there any midget nuns in alaska with webbed feet?"
"No", says the pope "There can not be any midget nuns in alaska with webbed feet."
Grumpy speaks up "See dopey, told ya you fucked a penguin."
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What’s the difference between a hooker and an onion?
No body cries when you cut up a hooker.
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Two old friends bumped into each other in a restaurant. One asked, "Are you still seeing that girl Helen?" "Nah," said the other, "she bled to death from gonorrhea."
The first guy said, "You don't bleed to death from gonorrhea." His friend replied, "You do if you give it to me."
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Why don't you ever need to buy your wife a wrist watch?
There's a fucking clock on the stove.
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An old married couple are lying in bed one night when the wife decides she wants to get frisky. So, she goes in the bathroom and changes into nothing, but a super man cape she had from halloween. She jumps out of the bathroom and screams,
"SUPER PUSSY!"
To which the old man replied,
"I'd rather have the soup."
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Good job ;D
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LOL
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LMAO, sum good ones in there.
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A Belgian jumps in the air... HE MISSES!
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the first one was the best one