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Title: Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Trauma-san on June 17, 2004, 08:46:19 PM
Some of yall might know, but Hulk Hogan has a really hot daughter who's about 16 years old.  She sang the national anthem at several of Tampa's hockey games this year, and they had Hogan rip off his shirt and things etc. during the championship games, etc. (She sang at like 12 games, they considered her good luck)...

I saw Hogan on Jay Leno about 3 years ago, and Jay said something about little boys were gonna be knocking on his door for his daughter soon, and Hogan just grinned and said "Oh, they won't be knocking on the Hulkster's door" insinuating that he's fiercely protective of her...  

Well, anyways, she's dating Aaron Carter (the little punk that's Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boy's little brother).... Hogan found out that Aaron has dated Lindsey Lohan (spelling?) and Hillary Duff.... so, he's quoted as telling Aaron

"I know this isn't your first Barbecue, but you better act like you dont' know how to cook, or it's gonna be curtains for your skinny little ass"
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Post by: pappy on June 17, 2004, 08:51:32 PM
i saw this post an even b4 i read it i was goin say hogans daughter is hot lol.  an shes 17 legal in new york lol
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Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on June 17, 2004, 08:53:44 PM
LOL, yea...isn't she tryna be a singer?
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Post by: Sikotic™ on June 17, 2004, 08:54:32 PM
Yeah she is pretty hot.

and I hope Hulk drops a leg drop on that Aaron Carter punk
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Trauma-san on June 17, 2004, 08:57:17 PM
Yeah... I'm sure she'll end up getting some kind of contract, Hogan's got a ton of contacts everywhere, Universal, Time-Warner, etc.  

A lotta people don't know, Hogan used to be in a band before he got famous.  He's kinda like Arnold Schwartzenegger, reminds me of him a lot... they both are the same type of people.  Hogan was making money playing in bands while he was in high school... he had so much money as a senior in high school that he bought 2 Plymouth Roadrunners; one automatic, and one stick shift!  He doesn't sleep much, so he gets a lot accomplished.  He plays bass.  
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: ARYC on June 17, 2004, 09:49:09 PM
"I know this isn't your first Barbecue, but you better act like you dont' know how to cook, or it's gonna be curtains for your skinny little ass"

lol and then aaron carter wet himself
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: M Dogg™ on June 17, 2004, 11:17:51 PM
"I know this isn't your first Barbecue, but you better act like you dont' know how to cook, or it's gonna be curtains for your skinny little ass"

I saw this on some wrestling site. I can just say this, I am not messing with Hulk Hogan's daughter. Shit, Hogan can still whip on some ass, I have no doubts on that. It would be funny if they tapped Hogan slamming that Aaron kid through a table and he starts flexing.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on June 18, 2004, 01:54:56 AM
I'll fuck hogan up! old ass bitch.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Montana00 on June 18, 2004, 08:13:51 AM
lol thats awesome
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: ARYC on June 18, 2004, 10:46:22 AM
"I'll fuck hogan up! old ass bitch"



hahahahahahahahahahhahah
don't make me laugh
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Post by: bez on June 18, 2004, 12:51:43 PM
lol funny quote like, I wanna see some pics of this girl!
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Post by: white Boy on June 18, 2004, 01:16:27 PM
yea, shes bangin aint she, im tryin to find pics, its hard tho, if anyone could post some, mad props...
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Post by: Perfection on June 18, 2004, 04:23:31 PM
I'll fuck hogan up! old ass bitch.

What you said there is even funnier than Hogan's quote. I mean Hulk would destory you in less than 5 seconds.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Primo on June 18, 2004, 05:14:45 PM
Dudes like 6'7 and his arms are the size of my torso. I'm sure u  would have an easy time fighting him when he has 3 times the reach and 10 times the power.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: M Dogg™ on June 18, 2004, 07:21:59 PM
Dudes like 6'7 and his arms are the size of my torso. I'm sure u  would have an easy time fighting him when he has 3 times the reach and 10 times the power.

hell yeah. I don't care the age, nothing makes up for the power of the 24 inch pythons brother.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: DAYUM on June 18, 2004, 08:46:50 PM
if i was aaron carter i would squab him ill fight anybody i wont back down to nobody even tho i know i would get my ass beat

BUT i hope Aaron carter fucks up so he can get his ass fucked up man i hate his lil wigger ass...
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Primo on June 18, 2004, 08:53:27 PM
Yeah you have to have that mentality when you fight since I box an all.. But still If I saw a 6'7 dude with arms the size of my head then I would seriously have second thoughts about scraping. LOL
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Post by: DAYUM on June 18, 2004, 09:19:43 PM
Yeah you have to have that mentality when you fight since I box an all.. But still If I saw a 6'7 dude with arms the size of my head then I would seriously have second thoughts about scraping. LOL

yeah i box too but i mean shit u cant win them all...
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Post by: Trauma-san on June 18, 2004, 11:03:05 PM
Yeah, that's true, you can't win them all.... but man... when you get to somebody the size of fuckin' HULK HOGAN? Shit, why even try? Once you get THAT big, you have to start thinking "Is this motherfucker going to KILL me if he punches me full on?"

I mean, he's old... but look at him.  He's still as big, and he doesn't have hardly any fat on his body.  He's probably slow as hell, but all it would take is one punch and he'd knock you the fuck out, and it MIGHT kill you.  

That's what I never got about guys that fight people like Hollifield and Tyson, etc... those guys would KILL me, if they punched me in the head I'd probably die.  
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Trauma-san on June 18, 2004, 11:06:50 PM
(http://www.hulkhogan.co.uk/wweholly49.jpg)

(http://www.hulkhogan.co.uk/wweholly51.jpg)




Uh.... NO THANK YOU
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: DAYUM on June 18, 2004, 11:07:41 PM
Yeah, that's true, you can't win them all.... but man... when you get to somebody the size of fuckin' HULK HOGAN? Shit, why even try? Once you get THAT big, you have to start thinking "Is this motherfucker going to KILL me if he punches me full on?"

I mean, he's old... but look at him.  He's still as big, and he doesn't have hardly any fat on his body.  He's probably slow as hell, but all it would take is one punch and he'd knock you the fuck out, and it MIGHT kill you.  

That's what I never got about guys that fight people like Hollifield and Tyson, etc... those guys would KILL me, if they punched me in the head I'd probably die.  

when i get older im hopefully and maybe will be the size of some of them
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Post by: Sikotic™ on June 19, 2004, 01:44:37 AM

(http://www.hulkhogan.co.uk/wweholly51.jpg)


That's just scary
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Post by: ARYC on June 19, 2004, 07:23:38 AM
yeah Hogan is HUGE

but the wrestlers i would least wanna get into a fight with are :
-Benoit : he would make my elbow touch my chin
-Angle : see Benoit
-Samoa Joe there's just something about the guy that makes me think "yeah ... he'd kill me"
-Danny Maff: the guy is like 260 pounds and he dives from the ring over the railing to the crowd ! i don't think i can do anything to hurt him
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Post by: mauzip on June 19, 2004, 07:30:11 AM
I'd kick Hogan's ass in the ring.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Primo on June 19, 2004, 09:18:42 AM
I wouldn't want to fight Ken Shamrock or any of them UFC dudes either..lol I'd try to steer away from confrontations with them.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: DAYUM on June 19, 2004, 10:23:02 AM
I wouldn't want to fight Ken Shamrock or any of them UFC dudes either..lol I'd try to steer away from confrontations with them.

hell yeah i was watching that shit the other day i wouldnt fight one of those dudes enless we had dukes those are prolly the only people i wouldnt want to squab or would be scared to squab
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Post by: T-Dogg on June 19, 2004, 11:42:03 AM
Yeah well while Hogan's ripping his shirt off you just pull out a gun and squeeze the trigger. Then you're free to do all the cooking with his daughter you want to do.
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Post by: Perfection on June 19, 2004, 12:41:14 PM
I'd kick Hogan's ass in the ring.

That is funnier than Hogan's quote what you said there because he would have you crying for your mommy in under 10 seconds.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Perfection on June 19, 2004, 12:43:01 PM
Yeah well while Hogan's ripping his shirt off you just pull out a gun and squeeze the trigger. Then you're free to do all the cooking with his daughter you want to do.


That's stupid because then you'd get 25-life in prison.
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Post by: Sikotic™ on June 19, 2004, 01:00:02 PM
I wouldn't want to fight Ken Shamrock or any of them UFC dudes either..lol I'd try to steer away from confrontations with them.

hell yeah i was watching that shit the other day i wouldnt fight one of those dudes enless we had dukes those are prolly the only people i wouldnt want to squab or would be scared to squab

I'm more scared of those UFC fool than wrestlers or boxers. Those guys are walking lethal weapons.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: Trauma-san on June 19, 2004, 02:56:21 PM
See, the thing about the UFC is, you've got guys like Tank Abbot.. .now, Tank's a bad guy, but man... I live in the south.  There's people like that EVERYFUCKINGWHERE.  I run into guys that look like tank about every 10 minutes here.
Title: Re:Hilarious Hulk Hogan Quote
Post by: DAYUM on June 19, 2004, 04:06:08 PM
See, the thing about the UFC is, you've got guys like Tank Abbot.. .now, Tank's a bad guy, but man... I live in the south.  There's people like that EVERYFUCKINGWHERE.  I run into guys that look like tank about every 10 minutes here.

muscle aint everything in a fight it just helps more, gives a advantage, just like reach, its knowing what to do that makes u win... ive seen ALOT of fights and ive seen a small lil nerdy kid beat the shit out of a football player for throwing his binder and i was shocked the dude was twice his size but that lil kid was too damn fast and dodged all the punches the football player got like 2 hits and it fucked up the kid bad but the kid still dropped him...
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Post by: bez on June 19, 2004, 10:35:23 PM
See, the thing about the UFC is, you've got guys like Tank Abbot.. .now, Tank's a bad guy, but man... I live in the south.  There's people like that EVERYFUCKINGWHERE.  I run into guys that look like tank about every 10 minutes here.

So how is your pops?











lol joke man.