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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Noon Bank$ on July 19, 2004, 08:54:38 AM

Title: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: Noon Bank$ on July 19, 2004, 08:54:38 AM

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

> > a half-gallon of 2% milk,

> > a carton of eggs,

> > a quart of orange juice,

> > a head of romaine lettuce,

> > a 2 lb. can of coffee,

> > and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a

>drunk

> > standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the

>cashier.

> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly

> > stated, "You must be single."

> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued

> > by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at

>her

> > six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her

> > selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,

>you're

> > absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

> > The drunk replied,










"Cause you're ugly."

 ;D :D

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: Montana00 on July 19, 2004, 09:40:49 AM

lol, none of that stuff was relative.

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: West C. Connected on July 19, 2004, 09:45:37 AM

 ::)

You did the joke all wrong, it's supposed to be 3% milk, now the whole joke doesn't make sense.

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: Eddie G. on July 19, 2004, 10:29:29 AM

LMFAO

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: white Boy on July 19, 2004, 12:25:01 PM

lol...

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: Sikotic™ on July 19, 2004, 12:38:53 PM

LMAO, I should of just read the bottom.

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: T-Dogg on July 20, 2004, 03:02:50 AM

Damn, that was a good one. ;D

Title: Re: Shopping List (Joke)
Post by: Noon Bank$ on July 20, 2004, 08:59:01 AM

lol..