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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Que (signing off) on August 01, 2004, 02:48:02 PM

Title: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Que (signing off) on August 01, 2004, 02:48:02 PM
Click Here for the story (http://Mauzip.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php)

Watch this motherfucker!
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Jome on August 01, 2004, 02:50:41 PM
LMAO

All the pieces come together now: 

<mauzip> i fucking hate the police
<mauzip> today they arrested me because i was "too cool"
<mauzip> those bastards!
<ExZit> lol, fo real?
<mauzip> yeah
<mauzip> but i escaped
<J0me> yeah right
<J0me> lol
<ExZit> tell us more mauz!
<mauzip> ok
<mauzip> well, it was 11am this morning
<mauzip> and suddenly the police grabbed me by my arms and said: "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!"
<mauzip> so i said
<mauzip> "calm down bitch, you might explode"
<ExZit> lol
<mauzip> anyway
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<mauzip> they said i looked too fly
<mauzip> that i was too cool
<mauzip> and that i was breaking the law because according to him everybody felt miserable because i was way cooler than them
<ExZit> i cant belive it
<mauzip> anyway
<mauzip> i grabed my .9
<mauzip> gunned down everyone i saw at the police station
<mauzip> made it look like some officer killed everyone and killed himself also
<mauzip> and i walked away
<mauzip> that's it
<mauzip> do you have any more questions?
<ExZit> haha
<ExZit> i got one more question..
<mauzip> ok ask
<J0me> sounds like a Steven Seagal movie
<ExZit> lol
<ExZit> mauz, r u lyin to me?
<mauzip> no, this really happened


:laugh:
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Que (signing off) on August 01, 2004, 02:53:17 PM
Good post Jome. . .

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Mauzip was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: white Boy on August 01, 2004, 03:11:31 PM
lol
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: davida.b. on August 01, 2004, 06:00:05 PM
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When asked by the manager to leave the store, Mauzip squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.



OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Mauzip you dirty bastard you LOL.
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on August 01, 2004, 06:48:20 PM
LMFFFFFFFFAAAOOOO AT THE WHOLE THING MAN
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Sikx on August 02, 2004, 10:52:49 AM
lmfao funniest thing ever to read;D
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 02, 2004, 12:07:06 PM
TOLD Y'ALL  ;D
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: eS El Duque on August 02, 2004, 12:33:01 PM
"Mauzip allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. "

New name: Princess  8)
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Gangstauu on August 02, 2004, 12:48:44 PM
for how long he goes behind bars?
If they catch him
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Gangstauu on August 02, 2004, 12:50:45 PM
props que, im laughing out loud
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: f0n|{sta on August 02, 2004, 01:53:34 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: CRAFTY on August 04, 2004, 06:22:24 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: Smoke on August 04, 2004, 06:00:21 PM
Quote from: fUnKeE213 on August 02, 2004, 01:53:34 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: MAUZIP Arrested On Multiple Charges!!
Post by: davida.b. on August 04, 2004, 08:52:52 PM
Anyone notice how Mauzip hasn't posted in this thread yet? LOL he's probably too scared to look.