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Lifestyle => Tha G-Spot => Topic started by: Don Jacob on August 04, 2004, 11:10:21 PM

Title: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Don Jacob on August 04, 2004, 11:10:21 PM
i don't know why but i'm sitting here watching her show and i wanna rape this bitch ,lol


what's got me buggin out is ,....she's not even all that attractive

1. she's got an annoying personality
2. she's got an ugly nose....shit looks just like mine
3. her music sucks
4. no booty
5. she's one of those retarded LA people who go there and all the sudden are "different" but "cool"
6. big ol' forehead
7. she's like  a cheap avril laveen , or however you spell that dumb french canadians bitch ass name (i avril btw)
8. also she's the same age as me (19) but she looks like a 15 year old freshman,lol


but for some reason like i said before i just want to get a night vision camera and video tape myself pumping her like she was a big ass SUV out of gas. LOL

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Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 04, 2004, 11:17:52 PM
The nose, I could actually deal with. But dying her hair black was the final straw.





















I'd still bone though  ;D
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: pappy on August 04, 2004, 11:30:09 PM
I think she is cute
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: davida.b. on August 04, 2004, 11:31:35 PM
Yeah, thats a good question, why do you want to fuck her? I'd get a restraining order to keep her 100 miles away from my dick.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Don Jacob on August 04, 2004, 11:44:39 PM
Yeah, thats a good question, why do you want to fuck her? I'd get a restraining order to keep her 100 miles away from my dick.


lol that's what one of my heads is telling me ...but the other's saying another thing...and being a guy you know which one usually wins. you know what i'm sayin' lol
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: white Boy on August 04, 2004, 11:53:23 PM
shes cute, id most deffinately fuck her
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: DAYUM on August 05, 2004, 12:03:14 AM
i hate her but id still fuck only cuzz shes famous and young 8)

but 5 years from now she wont be shit...
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 05, 2004, 12:25:49 AM
That bitch is ugly...Look at that fuckin' moon chin...Nasty shit.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Woodrow on August 05, 2004, 12:34:37 AM
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

(http://www.dj-quik.net/nerds.gif)
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Gangstauu on August 05, 2004, 12:37:55 AM
are the pics above from her??
if so
I would fuck the shit out of her
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 05, 2004, 12:38:43 AM
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

(http://www.dj-quik.net/nerds.gif)

^^Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.


Lindsay Lohan is fine, but this bitch is straight ugly...Just look at her fuckin' face.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Don Jacob on August 05, 2004, 12:50:51 AM
uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Rain on August 05, 2004, 12:52:35 AM
i wouldnt particularly want to fuck her but i probably would if fucking Jessica as well was some how involved - i think i could enjoy both of them at the same time
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 05, 2004, 12:54:51 AM
uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.


At least she doesn't look like a man...Lindsay Lohan has some nasty ass freckles, but she has a nice body, and a cute face...Ashlee Simpson is just disgusting; she looks like one of those freaks that walk around Santa Monica. :-X
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Don Jacob on August 05, 2004, 12:56:49 AM
lol it's all good you can fuck your cancer patient and i'll fuck my moon man,lol


HEY i recent that abotu santa monica, i was born there!
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Woodrow on August 05, 2004, 01:00:08 AM
Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4648/THE_GANG.jpg)
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: eS El Duque on August 05, 2004, 01:19:29 AM
uuuuuuuuuuh lohan is nasty! that 's something my two heads can agree on! her body freckles remind me of skin cancer or something, and she's got a smokers voice like marge shot, and she's only 17!....eeegh.

^^true


anywayz, ashlee has the cute little laugh...and that cute look sometimes

i'd bone her
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 05, 2004, 01:20:42 AM
Just because you have lower standars, doesn't mean we all should.
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4648/THE_GANG.jpg)


Oh wow, a pic of me when I was 12...I'm 18 now... ::)


I've hooked up with chicks who look 30 times better than Ashlee Simpson...PeACe
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Sikx on August 05, 2004, 02:03:04 AM
id fuck her cos she is quite young and i like her rack ;D
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Montana00 on August 05, 2004, 05:37:30 AM
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

(http://www.dj-quik.net/nerds.gif)
that picture never gets old lol.

Shes not that bad looking. She's no where near as fine as her sister.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Trauma-san on August 05, 2004, 06:38:54 AM
You want her because

1. She's a girl
2. She's not particularly deformed
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Wild_Elmo on August 05, 2004, 07:21:17 AM
i don't know why but i'm sitting here watching her show and i wanna rape this bitch ,lol


what's got me buggin out is ,....she's not even all that attractive

1. she's got an annoying personality
2. she's got an ugly nose....shit looks just like mine
3. her music sucks
4. no booty
5. she's one of those retarded LA people who go there and all the sudden are "different" but "cool"
6. big ol' forehead
7. she's like  a cheap avril laveen , or however you spell that dumb french canadians bitch ass name (i avril btw)
8. also she's the same age as me (19) but she looks like a 15 year old freshman,lol


but for some reason like i said before i
just want to get a night vision camera and video tape myself pumping her like she was a big ass SUV out of gas. LOL
get your fantasies out of here u lonely fuck
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: bez on August 05, 2004, 10:45:38 AM
She's alrite, not amazing but I'd still hit it.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 05, 2004, 10:59:01 AM
I'll post it now just to keep everybody in line...

(http://www.dj-quik.net/nerds.gif)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It still makes me laugh

I will say this, she beats Paris Hilton anyday.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: mauzip on August 05, 2004, 11:03:07 AM
Any single guy would fuck her if she wanted to fuck with him ;)
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Throwback on August 05, 2004, 11:56:37 AM
I think she is cute
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Montana00 on August 05, 2004, 12:05:26 PM
Well ive come up with a reason, this took me awhile but i think i've figured it out.

Guys like to fuck.

So basically, as long as she doesnt have a penis or some really strange feature that you dont like, your going to want to fuck her. 
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: AlerG on August 05, 2004, 12:55:29 PM
i'd hit it, i like the way she looks, peace.
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Don Jacob on August 06, 2004, 02:01:17 AM
Well ive come up with a reason, this took me awhile but i think i've figured it out.

Guys like to fuck.

So basically, as long as she doesnt have a penis or some really strange feature that you dont like, your going to want to fuck her. 

lol yeah, at th end of the day ...pussy's pussy
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: super_russy on August 06, 2004, 05:24:16 AM
i think she is hot as well, i perfer her to her sister!
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: Thirteen on August 06, 2004, 09:35:38 AM
don't worry about the nose, when her fame declines (if she ever gets true stardom) you'll see her nose change and some other shit change, like on her sister

and back to the topic...i'd fuck her and lindsay lohan raw anyday of the week
Title: Re: Why do i want to fuck Ashlee simpson?
Post by: .:TimeLock:. on August 06, 2004, 05:52:13 PM
why i don't know maybe cuz her last name is simpson and u got some kinda weird OJ Simpson complex lol ;D j/k

hope u not planning to marry here and then kill her ;D ahhaha