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Title: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Black_Smoke on August 15, 2004, 11:48:58 PM
Aight i saw this on sum otha board,ill post sum

School is very important, I graduated at the top of my class- Lil Scrappy
So I was eatin lunch with Jay the other day and...-Nas
MY looks is what got me beyonce..It's da ROC!!-Jay-Z
I'm getting ready to leave in a minute- Shyne
So...I was at the orthodontist the other day... - ODB
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Lil jon
 i dont smoke weed-every rapper
 i dont like pink -camron
yeah i just got off the phone with ja -- 50 cent
im the definition of real hip hop- Chingy
im the hardest rapper out- nelly
Blue bandana wrapped around a chrome 44 - Game
Fuck Suge (in public) - Dr. Dre
I'd like to thank my mother and wife for being there and supporting me through my career -Eminem

post sum


Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: DAYUM on August 15, 2004, 11:54:44 PM
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: [sepehr] on August 16, 2004, 12:05:31 AM
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: DAYUM on August 16, 2004, 12:19:45 AM
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)

lmao are u serious?
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: UKnowWhatItIs: welcome to my traps....game over on August 16, 2004, 12:23:55 AM
Aight i saw this on sum otha board,ill post sum

School is very important, I graduated at the top of my class- Lil Scrappy
So I was eatin lunch with Jay the other day and...-Nas
MY looks is what got me beyonce..It's da ROC!!-Jay-Z
I'm getting ready to leave in a minute- Shyne
So...I was at the orthodontist the other day... - ODB
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Lil jon
 i dont smoke weed-every rapper
 i dont like pink -camron
yeah i just got off the phone with ja -- 50 cent
im the definition of real hip hop- Chingy
im the hardest rapper out- nelly
Blue bandana wrapped around a chrome 44 - Game
Fuck Suge (in public) - Dr. Dre
I'd like to thank my mother and wife for being there and supporting me through my career -Eminem

post sum



lol
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 16, 2004, 12:32:35 AM
"Detox is in stores now" - Dre
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: [sepehr] on August 16, 2004, 12:36:17 AM
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)

lmao are u serious?

Yea haha
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on August 16, 2004, 08:25:32 AM
"Detox is in stores now" - Dre

haha beat me to it...
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Minkaveli on August 16, 2004, 08:33:52 AM
I'm now too old to make club bangers because I am married and have kids- LL Cool J
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: GangstaBoogy on August 16, 2004, 08:36:25 AM
"Hygiene is very important" - Lil Jon

"Im going to wash my hair" - Lil Wayne

"Beauty is only skin deep" - Lil Kim

wow these LIL rappers are fun
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: The Predator on August 16, 2004, 09:22:06 AM
"Detox is in stores now" - Dre

 :D







Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Lincoln on August 16, 2004, 10:12:03 AM
"I'm voting for George Bush" - Any rapper. ;D
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: MANBEARPIG. on August 16, 2004, 10:14:33 AM
I'm an MC!- P. Diddy
So I took a Shower this morning and...-ODB
Dont Worry its jsut a mid-life crisis!- LL Cool J
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Leggy Hendrix on August 16, 2004, 10:16:02 AM
Fuck 2Pac!!! - Ja Rule...
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Timmeeeehh on August 16, 2004, 11:06:54 AM
"Well actually, there were fired 9 shots at me, but 8 missed..." - 50 Cent
"Actually, I had the same thing done as Michael Jackson, only then backwards..." - Eminem
"G-Unit... I looooove those guys.. Last night we did a concert.." - Joe Budden
"We stopped producin', we found out smoking weed is way more cool" - Neptunes
"So I had this bunch of old ladies, round the sixties, it was bangin'!" - R. Kelly
"I love silent sweet music without shouts and stupid texts screamed through it" - DJ Clue
"Atlanta? Hahaha, I had you fuckers! I've never been there!" - Stat Quo
"We're trying to drop Eminem, but that fucker keeps singing/rapping with us" - D12 (-Eminem)
"Ja-moico? Jomai-co? Ja-maica? Never heard of it." - Beenie Man
"I always speak loud and clear. You can always understand my lyrics." - Sean Paul
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Sikotic™ on August 16, 2004, 11:11:36 AM

"Im gonna be making hardcore gangsta rap records from now, it was me who shot the club up not shyne" p-diidy



LMAO @ admitting he shot up the club
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Now_Im_Not_Banned on August 16, 2004, 01:44:18 PM
"I produced it" - Warren G
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: DAYUM on August 16, 2004, 02:44:22 PM
"I produced it" - Warren G

LMAO only funny one...
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: davida.b. on August 16, 2004, 03:26:51 PM
Me and 50 Cent are gonna go on a picnic- Domination

Fuck rap!- KRS One

I need some Viagra- Big Daddy Kane

I'm considering retiring from pimping- Suga Free

I'm gonna write my own book for little kids- Kool Keith

We're top notch lyricists- Ying Yang Twins

Who's 2pac?- Tha Realest

Fuck a bitch- Afrika Bambaataa
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Woodrow on August 16, 2004, 03:43:33 PM
"For sure" - Snoop Dogg
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: pappy on August 16, 2004, 05:13:45 PM
dj quik - i hate black pussy
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Gotti......Xl on August 16, 2004, 06:03:47 PM
I kill pac Suge
Iam getting girl cuz my looks Jay z
i dont drink the linkz
close bar xzibit
fuck bloodz snoop
iam scare bone crusher
iam never in the club 50cent
I dont like church Ma$e
fucc Black people Eminem  ( No disrespect to nobady)
Iam Alive 2Pac
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: [sepehr] on August 17, 2004, 12:08:34 AM
Iam getting girl cuz my looks Jay z

Lol  ;D
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: hector on August 17, 2004, 12:42:27 AM
For the love of music, fuck the money - snoop dogg
I was just thinking... - daz dillinger
oh yeah there is some dudes that are better than me - any rapper
I base my style off of... - E-40
naw movies don't make me more money, I just enjoy acting more than rapping - Ice Cube
I like girls - Nelly
Mutha fuck a bitch ass bitch mutha fucka - kurupt
naw, my new record isn't as good as my previous records, in fact, most people will actually be dissapointed with this upcomming one - any rapper
I enjoy polite conversation and long walks on the beach with well respected women - MC Ren
Sure, I"d be happy to pay for that - Suga Free
I put my heart and soul in this record and did it for all my fans who supported me when I was a nobody - snoop dogg
naw, I'll pass, I'm too high at the moment - Yukmouth
Hey warren, how would you like to be completely in charge of the 213 record? - snoop
Naw, I don't wanna fight, lets sit down and talk this one out - Jayo Felony
Hey Kurupt, would you mind if I was the executive producer of your next album? - Dr. Dre
Thanks Dr. Dre and eminem, if it weren't for you guys, nobody would know who I was - 50 cent
My time on deathrow was great.   Suge is a real fun loving typa guy.  We all got paid graicously, and suge pampered us like no other.  He still sends us christmas cards.  - the entire ex deathrow roster
You know, I'd luv to have sex with you, but I currently am seeing someone - any rapper besides Nelly
I'm planning a surprise birthday party for some members of the LAPD - Tray Deee
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: hector on August 17, 2004, 01:23:45 AM
I'm sick of all the violent rap, for now on my records will only be positive - C-BO
I'm starting up my own daycare - Brotha Lynch
Yeah - MC Eiht
I'm going to the NRA protest rally - Spice 1
Sure, I'll drop a verse for free - snoop dogg
I've decided for now on, I'm only gonna post the truth on my website - daz
sorry, I couldn't understand you, you were talking too fast - twista
I drop bombs like Hieroshima - RBX
I could have dropped 4 albums while on deathrow, but suge is a fuckin asshole and wouldn't give me the chance to - crooked I
Let me buy you those diamond earrings you've been eyeing - suga free
Don't ask me how I got a record deal - bone crusher
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: [sepehr] on August 17, 2004, 01:39:01 AM
I'm starting up my own daycare - Brotha Lynch
Don't ask me how I got a record deal - bone crusher

LOL
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Minkaveli on August 17, 2004, 08:56:10 AM
I've written all my lyrics- P. Diddy
Fuck Eminem- Dr. Dre
I am taking a bow of celibacy-Lil' Kim
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Trauma-san on August 17, 2004, 09:08:00 AM
I got some universal ones


1. I bought this on sale

2. My father was a good man

3. I'm so glad to see Eminem doing so well

4. Beef is childish

5. Maya Angelou, now THERE'S a real poet

6. I like Country (Wyclef working with Kenny Rogers doesn't count)

7.  Speaking of Wyclef, the Fugees shouldn't get back together again, they're all better off solo

8.  De La Soul are better than 95% of rap out now

9.  I Love you

10.  These pants are too loose

11.  I don't like Breast Implants


etc. etc. etc.
Title: Re: Things That Rappers would never say
Post by: Trauma-san on August 17, 2004, 09:09:19 AM
"For sure" - Snoop Dogg

LOL