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Title: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: mrtonguetwista on December 04, 2004, 07:37:43 AM
CALLAWAY, Fla. (AP) - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

``They're America's dumbest criminals,'' said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on December 04, 2004, 07:42:27 AM
lol, I bet they we're high when they called ;D
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: white Boy on December 04, 2004, 07:52:46 AM
They must have been high as FUCK.. damn.. i bet they are waking up in the jail cell completely confused and burt as fuck
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: rafsta on December 04, 2004, 12:28:51 PM
i'd say they werent high, their weed got stolen they werent thinkin strait...
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Post by: Da WCC Hopar! on December 04, 2004, 12:46:47 PM
im sure they werent high on weed
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Acgrundy on December 04, 2004, 05:18:45 PM
its people like that that give pot smokers a bad rep.

wait no its people like that, that give all people a bad rep.

fuckin idiots.  I saw 2 chickens today eating some fruit out of a tree.  those chickens are probably smarter than these 2 dumbfucks.
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Big BpG on December 05, 2004, 02:52:41 AM
its people like that that give pot smokers a bad rep.

wait no its people like that, that give all people a bad rep.

fuckin idiots.  I saw 2 chickens today eating some fruit out of a tree.  those chickens are probably smarter than these 2 dumbfucks.

yea, definately, how did two chickens get in a tree?
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Bramsterdam (see ya) on December 05, 2004, 07:14:50 AM
maybe she climbed up with their claw-y feet, chickens are kewl
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Post by: -VZA- on December 05, 2004, 10:00:30 AM
where i'm from, the only chicken you see is at kfc... in what part of the world can you find chickens in the tree?
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Don Breezio on December 05, 2004, 11:22:04 AM
i live in a city surrounded by a lot of country...and a lot of chickens...and i can't say i've ever seen a chicken eating fruit...especially out of a tree
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: dexter on December 06, 2004, 06:59:45 AM
Dumbasses.
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: Acgrundy on December 06, 2004, 09:35:18 AM
yeah it was pretty amazing.  I'm not sure how the chickens got in the tree, I'm assumming they just jumped their way up it.  but someone just said, "wow, I've never seen a chicken in a tree before"  and I went and looked, and was like "wow, thats crazy I've never seen that before either"
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: BigBDrugStores on December 06, 2004, 02:49:19 PM
are you sure theyre chickens and not some birds that look like chickens.
chickens are too fat to fly high and you cant climb with wings that easily plus chickens like to eat grain because it is easy to pick up with thier small beaks
Title: Re: Police!! Somebody Stole Our Weed!!
Post by: white Boy on December 06, 2004, 03:03:30 PM
CHicken FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!